Hey, I'm a HUGE Warriors fan :3 I also like the Harry Potter books, and a lot of other books that I don't feel like typing.

Quick! write down 12 random cats from Warriors!

1. Firestar

2. Ashfur

3. Ivypaw

4. Hawkfrost

5. Cinderpelt

6. Leafpool

7. Squirrelflight

8. Feathertail

9. Hollyleaf

10. Tigerstar

11. Breezepelt

12. Crowfeather

1) Have you ever read a 6/8 fanfic before?

O.O Leaf/Feather... I'm scared now...

2) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

OMSC YUS. VERY HOT.

3) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Been there, done that.

4) Do you recall any stories about 1?

Yeah XD Tons of Firestar stories.

5) Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

O.O NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

6) 5/4 or 5/11

Cinderpelt and Hawkfrost or Cinderpelt and Breezepelt? Cinder/Hawk. OMG I just got a new favorite pairing :D

7) What would happen if 2 walked in on 11 and 3 kissing?

Ashfur: *In teh dark forest* oh, hey gu- O.O WTF

Ivypaw and Breezepelt making out*

Me: :'D

8) Make up a summary of a 10/12 story.

Crowfeather has a very screwed up mind. Very screwed up indeed.

9) Is there any thing as 3/4 fluff?

Ivy/Hawk? Yup.

10) Suggest a title for a 11/7 hurt/comfort story?

WARNING: DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SCARRED FOR LIFE. Thanks! ^_^

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I think... XD

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write 12?

Yus.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/11/10?

Tiger/Ash/Breeze... *faints*

14) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Tigerstar: I LIKE PIE!!!!!

15) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Bleeding love x3

16) If you wrote a 1/11/9 fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: XDDDDDDDDDD

17) What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 12?

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 12 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 3, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 3 gets 5, 12 gets 10, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Firestar and Feathertail are in a happy relationship until Crowfeather runs off with Hollyleaf. After Feathertail dumps Firestar for Ivypaw, Leafpool gets upset and retaliates by dating Crowfeather. Alone and broken-hearted, Firestar travels in search of a friend. Finally, Firestar meets Hawkfrost and Squirrelflight. The three loners meet Tigerstar, who tells them each to look for love. Ivypaw gets Cinderpelt, Crowfeather gets Tigerstar, but now Firestar is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Ashfur and Leafpool!

19) What would be a good title for this?

Incest much? (Includes gay cats)

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Drama and Comedy

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 2!

OMG YAY!!! C'mon Ashfur! ^_^

All my warrior cat names (That I remember...)

I'll TRY to list them all...XD

Appleblossom

Fuzzycloud

Summerleaf

Minnowsplash

Bubblewing

Bluemoon

Swiftrain

Flowerclaw

Specklefoot

Creekstorm

Winterfrost

Dragonflight

Sunblossom

Blossomfire

Redfrost

Bramblestripe

Tigerscar

Neongaze

Spiritseeker

Echotear

Mistyfeather

Goldenflight

Honeyheart

Roseheart

Cherryblossom

Flamebreeze

Eaglescar

Mistleaf

Moonfrost

Squirrelshadow

Venomfang

Icefang

Carameltail

Spottedflower

Featherwhisker (It was My name before the Erins STOLE it D:)

Thistleclaw (Same as above XDD)

Skyspirit

Hawkfall

Cloudwatcher

Snowdawn

Reedfeather

Leafwish

Tis All I remember XD

1. Fleur

2. Ron

3. Luna

4. Ginny

5. Dumbledore

6. Hagrid

7. Neville

8. Harry

9. Draco

10. Voldemort

11. Bellatrix

12. Hermione

1) Have you ever read a 6/8 fanfic before?

Harry/Hagrid... O.O

2) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

No XD I hate him :3

3) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

I would explode with happiness, come back to life, then explode again.

4) Do you recall any stories about 1?

Nope

5) Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

6) 5/4 or 5/11

Dumbledore/Ginny or Dumbledore/Bellatrix

Dumbledore/Ginny *Laughs head off*

7) What would happen if 2 walked in on 11 and 3 kissing?

Ron: Uh... O.O I'm... just gonna...go now...

8) Make up a summary of a 10/12 story.

I. Refuse. to. DX

9) Is there any thing as 3/4 fluff?

I think...maybe... XD

10) Suggest a title for a 11/7 hurt/comfort story?

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I think... XD

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write 12?

No idea.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/11/10?

No, but that would be EPIC. XD jk

14) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Voldemort: I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!

Everyone else: -.- Shut up.

15) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Too many songs to choose from...and you never told me if I could include a certain other person... ;3

16) If you wrote a 1/11/9 fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Unless you want to die by reading this, I suggest closing the story and not even glancing at it. Thanks! Bye ^_^

17) What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 12?

D: D: D: D: WTF.

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 12 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 3, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 3 gets 5, 12 gets 10, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Fleur and Harry are in a happy relationship until Hermione runs off with Draco (I already hate this XD) After Harry dumps Fleur for Luna, Hagrid gets upset and retaliates by dating Hermione. (...D:) Alone and broken hearted Fleur travels in search of a friend. Finally, Fleur meets Ginny and Neville. The three loners meet Voldemort who tells each of them to look for love (What happened to the old 'I'll kill everyone' Voldemort?? XD) Luna gets Dumbledore, Hermione gets Voldemort (WTF AGAIN.) but now Fleur is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Hagrid and Ron.

19) What would be a good title for this?

I HATE this story DX -Stabs it-

20) What would the genre(s) be?

DX DX DX DX

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 2!

(With RON????? DX DX DX D:)

O.O Uh... I'm sorry... I just uh... died! yeah, died, so I can't go on a date ^^; Sorry :3

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that loves Justin Bieber.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.

The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.

The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.

The one that people like, because she's crazy.

The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

The one who won't give in.

The one won't give up.

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:

"Put on fork and eat."

(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

You know your obsessed with Warriors when...

1. You say "moons" instead of "months."

2. You wonder what mouse tastes like.

3. You're in love with Firestar.

4. You want to follow a shooting star.

5. You're scared of clouds covering the moon.

6. You say "fox/mouse-dung" instead of "crap."

7. You hate it when others are on your territory.

8. You want your own forbidden love.

9. You talk constantly to yourself about how a certain tabby "aunt" is actually a "mom."

10. You knew all along that Squirrelflight was not mother material.

11. You're scared of running across a road.

12.You think Lionblaze will be evil.

13. You think Hollyleaf will be evil.

14. You think Firestar is a god.

15. You desperately want Tigerstar to come back to life so he can die nine more times.

16. Repeat 15.

17. Repeat 16.

18. You're afraid of crippling your leg. (Moment of silence for Cinderpelt, please. sob)

19. You make up pairings for fun. (Ex: LeafXHawk, CinderXHawk, BreezeXIvy, HollyXHawk, HollyXAsh (Wow I use Hawkfrost too Much XDD) And AshXleaf. I have WAY many more weird pairings.)

20. You grow out your "claws." (its true! i have long nails :D)

21. You think that all people who act suspicously are reincarnations of ShadowClanners.

22. You either hate Crowfeather, love him, or have a love/hate relationship with him.

23. You think ruleing the forest would be awesome.

24. You never stop to think what you would do after you took over the forest.

25. You love Ashfur.

26. You make 'Dens' out of things in your backyard.

27. You think that Twolegs riding horses is mouse-brained.

28. You would love to be able to tease everyone in ThunderClan becuase you know all their weaknesses.

29. You think Ferncloud will explode in T-minus two moons...

31. You're scared to go in the garage because you think there are monsters in there.