Hey folks. How's it hangin'?

Name: JT Age: 34 Sex: Male Height: 6' 1" Hair: Brown and just past my shoulder blades. Eyes: Green with glasses Country: United States of America

First Avatar: Shagon, the Angel of Malice from W.i.t.c.h.

Second Avatar: Effect Veiler from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Third Avatar: Tour Guide from the Underworld from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Fourth Avatar: Mei Terumi, the Fifth Mizukage, and her right-hand men; Chojuro (short one) and Ao (tall one), from Naruto Shippuden

Fifth Avatar: Chaos Sorcerer, as he appeared in the Yu-Gi-Oh GX anime

Sixth Avatar: My favorite Naruto filler characters; Raiga Kurosuki and Guren

Seventh Avatar: My favorite MedaBot; Robo-Emperor (just so badass)

Eighth Avatar: Guy and Eep; from The Croods (fantastic movie)

Ninth Avatar: Yuri "Yurippe" Nakamura from Angel Beats

Tenth Avatar: Fluttershy and Discord; from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Eleventh Avatar: The lovely Lucy Heartfilia; heroine of Fairy Tail

Twelve Avatar: The cast of my Naruto fanfic; Legend of the Four Winds

6-14-12: For people who like Yu Yu Hakusho, the log-in code I had to type in today was "hiei," I kid you not.

Favorites:

Anime: Assassination Classoom, Black Cat, Digimon(Adventure through Data Squad. Hate Fusion.), Fairy Tail, Fate Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works, High School DxD, Miss. Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, My Hero Academia, Naruto(& Shippuden), One Piece, RWBY, Tenchi Muyo/Universe/in Tokyo, Yu-Gi-Oh!(Duel Monsters through Arc-V. Vrains is alright.) I have others but these are the ones I could potentially watch religiously.

Book: Animorphs, Call of the Jersey Devil by Aurelio Voltaire, Harry Potter.

Writer: Edgar Allen Poe, K. A. Applegate, R. L. Stine, Stephen King.

Cartoons: Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers, Darkwing Duck, Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirates(gotta love Tim Curry's portrayal of Hook)Freakazoid, Gargoyles, Gravity Falls, Mighty Max, Original Transformers, Original Ninja Turtles, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, W.i.t.c.h.

Movie: All Dogs go to Heaven(Charlie's hell nightmare is IMO the scariest cartoon rendition of the hot spot), Back to the Future, Croods, Dunstan Checks In, Flight of Dragons, Greatest Showman, How the Grinch Stole Christmas(Jim Carrey), Jingle All The Way, Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings(including The Hobbit trilogy), Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean, Quest for Camelot, Road to El Dorado, Surf Ninjas, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(live-action and CG), Three Musketeers(1993 version with Chris O'Donnell, Oliver Platt, Charlie Sheen, Kiether Sutherland, and Tim Curry), Transformers(animated and live-action), and a good portion of Disney Classics, especially Bedknobs and Broomsticks and Pete's Dragon (Doc Terminus is such an amusing villain, especially when he mispronounces the town's name. i.e: Pasta Hazooly)

Actor(in no order): Tim Curry, Christopher Lloyd, Tim Allen, Robin Williams (RIP Genie, Batty, Popeye, etc.), Bill Murray, Johnny Depp, Jim Carrey, Hugh Jackman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rebecca De Mornay, Oliver Platt, Scarlett Johannson, Nicolas Cage, Jennifer Connelly

Iconic Character: Capt. Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, Jareth from Labyrinth

Internet video: Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series. It's super special awesome. Screw 4Kids, we have LittleKuriboh. Tied with RWBY and What The F(k Is Wrong With You (Nash and Tara are so awesome.)

Sitcom: Home Improvement, Everybody Loves Raymond, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory.

Singer/Group: Alestorm, Bon Jovi, Celine Dion, Dragonforce, Nightwish, Voltaire, Yanni.

Color: Black, Green, Red, Blue, particularly dark shades of any color

Pairings:

Ryou & Serenity, Yugi & Tea, Seto & Kisara, Joey & Mai (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Tigatron & Airazor, Silverbolt & Blacarachnia (Beast Wars)

Naruto & Hinata (Naruto)

Jack & Carly, Yusei & Akiza (Yu-Gi-Oh 5d's)

Gasser & Beauty (Bobobo Bo Bo Bobo)

Guy & Eep (The Croods)

Jellal & Erza, Natsu & Lisanna, Gajeel & Levy (Fairy Tail)

Blake & Yang, Jaune & Pyrrha (RWBY)

Music: Pretty much anything 'cept kiddie songs, profanity-heavy rap, and gospel. I'm not anti-religious or anything but exactly how much media focusing on God do we need? Nothing is higher up in importance than God. Simple as that.

Yu-Gi-Oh card: I have one for each type:

Normal monster-Serpent Night Dragon; it's ridiculously old and not so playable but it was the first ever foil outside a starter deck I pulled so it's sentimental value of sorts.

Effect monster-Effect Veiler, or Effie-Chan as I affectionately call her; she's so versatile. Butthurt an opponent's OTK while prepping for Envoy of the Beginning? Yes, please!

Fusion monster-Supreme Dragon King Zarc; now this is how you do a boss monster!

Ritual monster-Black Luster Soldier; me likey badass looking swords.

Synchro monster-Beelze the Diabolic Dragon; hard to kill and can only get stronger.

Xyz monster-Number 96: Dark Mist; it's a play set of Riryoku in monster form!

Pendulum monster-I'll get back to you.

Link monster-Uh... could you come back later?

Spell card-Riryoku; Can make a Scapegoat strong enough to take out just about anything, except those pesky spell-immune monsters. Well I have two words to say to them: Skill Drain, suckas!

Trap card-Magic Cylinder; the number of times my opponent has walked into this, wiping themselves out... roflcopter! I CAN NOW RUN IN TRIPLICATE!! YAHAHOO!!

Quotes:

"Screw the rules, I have money" (Seto Kaiba/Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged series)

"For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart" (Zeus/Disney's Hercules)

"I'd die for you, I'd cry for you, I'd do anything, I'd lie for you" (Bon Jovi's I'd Die for You)

"I've seen rainbows that would take your breath away, the beauty of the setting sun on any given day, and when it comes to shooting stars, I have seen a few. But, I've never seen anything as beautiful as you" (All 4 One's Beautiful as You)

"Can they give you a drug to keep all your organs in tact? No! Can they you give you a drug that'll give clear mental clarity in your golden years? No! They got a drug that'll make you harder than Chinese Algebra!" (opening line to Robin Williams' skit about Viagra)

"Ah, ah. I only asked if anyone wanted a soda. I didn't say I'd get you anything." (Me from when a few of my friends and I got together for April Fool's Day a few years back)

"Hello bozos!" (Johnny Five/Short Ciruit 2)

"There are five of us and four billion of them! They have strategic air command, nucular-powered submarines, and John Wayne! We have this!" "Is it loaded?" "Let's find out!" (Giggywig and Bipto/Spaced Invaders)

"I've got twenty four hours to get rid of this loser, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke... and you. Are wearing. HIS. MERCHANDISE?!" (Hades/Disney's Hercules)

"Next time you squeeze me like that, make a wish" (Me from a couple Christmas' ago after my girlfriend(at the time) hugged the stuffing outta me for getting her a gold necklace embedded with an emerald, her birthstone, and a gift card to H & M, but mainly for the necklace)

"Go train your baby to be a trapeze artist!" "This baby doesn't deserve to be a trapeze artist, but I suppose it would make a decent coaster for my drink!" "You're... going to use the baby as a coaster?" "Yes! That'll teach you!" "I say again: cracker be trippin'." (Atem and Espa Roba/Little Kuriboh's What Would Yugi Do?)

"Yeah, he probably doesn't even have any decent monster cards!" "I summon Pyramid Head in attack mode." "Brains (frak)!" "I've taken this duel somewhere worse than the Shadow Realm; I've taken it to Silent Hill." (Sid, Bakura, and Zombie Boy/Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series)

"You are so creepy." "Does that mean I'm hot?" (Serenity and Tristan/Little Kuriboh's Serenity struggles with YouTube.com)

"It's not the same!" (My bud, Ian, during the Yuri Lowenthal/ Tara Platt panel at Otakon 2008. Check it out on YouTube. He says it during part four)

The whole thing of Little Kuriboh's vid-YGOTAS: the Vagina Monologues (I guarantee you'll possibly start crying, it's so hysterical. Even LK himself cracks up in it)

"Is it too early to blame this on Madara?" (Random ninja from Canadianjutsu's Naruto abridged series)

"You said you wouldn't throw me off the roof!" "I didn't throw you, I tossed you! There's a difference!" "Stupid synonyms!" (Naruto and Kakashi/ again Canadianjutsu's Naruto Abridged)

"Rrraahh! Walk the plank!" "WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY?!" (Cotton's Parrot (technically a blue and gold macaw) and Captain Jack Sparrow/ POTC: Dead Man's Chest)

"Hot damn she's fine!" (Me, after seeing how they animated Mei Terumi *fanboy drool* in the Naruto Shippuden Kage Summit arc)

"When did Wonderland turn into Narnia?!" (Chester A. Bum/ ThatGuyWithTheGlasses' Bum Review of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland)

"I was frozen today!!" (Christopher Lloyd's character of Charlie Wilcox from Suburban Commando)

"I AM A MAN!!" (Linkara a.k.a Lewis Lovhaug)

Marik's parody of Rock Me Amadeus from part 5 of Little Kuriboh's Marik Plays Vampire Masquerade. (In the buttox, in the buttox, in the buttox, in the buttox... lol)

"What the hell is a Zabuza?!" (Naruto from episode 7 of LK's Naruto spoof series spoof show)

"Where am I going to find another lesbian?" "You could always use Sakura!" "I'm not a lesbian! I'm saving myself for Sasuke!" "I rest my case!" (Sandyu, Naruto, & Sakura from LK's Spoof Movie no Jutsu)

"I was just commenting on how kawaii desu the pink-haired one is... even though she's got that pissed-off 'I'm going to punch you in the jaw' look." (Sasori from episode 12 of Canadianjutsu's Naruto Shippuden Abridged)

"You just summoned your mom." (Yuma/ Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal upon seeing Number 83: Galaxy Queen)

"Choose carefully. You'll be playing that character longer than you think. A lot longer. This is, after all, a Square Enix game." (Little Kuriboh as Bakura reading volume 6 of the manga at a con)

"I'll have you know that I like women!" "No doubt. That's probably why you've dressed yourself like one. Face it; you're about as manly as a Square Enix character." (Marik and Bakura from episode 33 of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged)

"I need the authority to declare a health risk." "You don't even have the authority to declare happy birthday!" (Two guys from Slugs the Movie)

"More Power!" (Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor)

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If Miley Cyrus was about to just off a building, 96 of the world's kids would be crying and yelling at her not to. If you are part of the 4 that would be sitting in your lawn chair with a drink, binoculers and saying "Jump Bi-otch! Jump!" Make me smile by copying and pasting this on your profile.

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If you love ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, copy this into your profile

If you love at least ten different Abridged Series, copy this into your profile and list your faves.

For me, they would be... Little Kuriboh's Yu-Gi-Oh abridged, DaJacksterN's Yu-Gi-Oh season zero abridged, AntFish's Jojo's Bizarre Adventure abridged, Vegeta8936 and MasakoX's Naruto the Abridged series, Canadianjutsu's Naruto Shippuden abridged, ShamanStick's Shaman King abridged, Azurada23's Yu-Gi-Oh 5d's abridged, DarkSideIncorporated's Yu-Gi-Oh GX abridged, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho abridged, and TehExorcist's D Gray Man abridged.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put the following on your profile (BOLD the ones you are):

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm FRENCH, so I must eat snails and frogs.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and notbe up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on you're profile if you hate racism

Story progression:

Disney Duels (Writing): The Yu-Gi-Oh gang, five years older, duel against Disney Villains. Expect abridged series references (CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!) I'm working on the new chapter as you read this.

The New Asakura (Writing): Shaman King and Negima; Kazumi Asakura visits her cousin Yoh Asakura and discovers she has Shaman powers. I apologize to the people who like this story. I'm working on chapter three but to be totally honest, I just don't know where I want to go with this story. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. SORRY.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Wild Force(Writing): My version/rewrite of Power Rangers Wild Force with Yu-Gi-Oh characters, featuring Yugi, Tea, Mai, Joey, and Tristan as the rangers. Will be updated once in a blue moon, despite no-one seeming to care for it.

Legend of the Four Winds(Writing): A retelling of Naruto with new Jinchuriki who house four famous spirit beasts. When the four of them come together and discover the truth of their origins what will happen?

Crossover Style: Pokemon Jutsu(Writing): The title should tell you I'm jumping on the Naruto/Pokemon crossover bandwagon. Yes, all five generations will be included. And yes, once we learn all the new Pokémon, I will be including X and Y Pokémon.

A Different Kind of Heart(Writing): A crossover of Yu-Gi-Oh and W.i.t.c.h. I promised Pasta-chan13. The Guardians and duelists join forces against Prince Phobos, who like all YGO crossover villains has discovered the Millennium Items.

The Fiery Spirit of Adventure(Writing): A One Piece story with an OC who finds the Flame-Flame Fruit. Consider it an alternate universe, if you will. Takes place during the time skip.

Coming soon:

Number Three Musketeers(Writing): My first attempt at a Yu-Gi-Oh ZeXal story. There's a new kid in Heartland and he becomes Yuma and Kite's competition/companion in collecting the Numbers. A rewrite of the series with this new character.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Enter the Zodiac: Twelve new duelists appear to test Yugi and crew, they come with knowledge of artifacts to rival the Millennium Items; the Centurion Set.

Augmented World: Kuroyukihime and Haruyuki find themselves in Heartland and become duelists. Crossover between Yu-Gi-Oh ZeXal and Accel World.

Undecided Title as of yet: A redo of Fairy Tail with two OCs; the foster brother/sister duo of the Stone and Water Dragon Slayers.

Done:

Yu-Gi-Oh Wild Force Cast: Just a who's who of my in-planning YGO/PR story.