Arithilimhide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Protector of the Small Quartet, Alex Rider, and Harry Potter. LINKS FOR xkcd COMICS (for iSpy): So, I accidentally managed to delete my profile (takes real skill I'll have you know), but I suppose it was time for a new profile anyways so here goes: I'm Ara (formerly JK Mafia), I'm a band geek, a geek geek, and a fanfiction addict. I like cookies, books, the interweb, LotR, Tamora Pierce, Red v. Blue, xkcd, Math, and a whole bunch of other random things :D Quote to enjoy: 'If life hands you a lemon, build a high-pressure explosive gas Important fact: None of my stories (and I do mean none) are abandoned. Seriously. I'm working on them. Even if I haven't updated in a year. You can be sure that somewhere on at least 1 of 4 computers and 2 flash drives there's a file lurking with a half-done chapter :D However if you'd like to stay abreast of current status (especially for Close Protection and Sir Nealan) I suggest you visit my Livejournal (which is what the very pretty link up there called homepage goes to). If you prefer insanity...well, my other lj is allserendipity and the posts there tend to be a bit more interesting :D And unfanfic related, unless you are my friend, in which case you get to see my terrible drafts, story outlines, and other sketchy things. Yeah... I have many, many ideas float around my head and my technology, and even gasp notebooks, in various stages of writeness and doneness. So never fear, more shall appear soon. My Fandoms: AR - AR is where I spend most of my time right now. I have a WIP 'Close Protection' (also abreivated to CP, CPOAS, or whatever other lazy shorthand I feel like at the moment) and one one-shot posted and many more ideas around. I like this fandom's slash (Alex/Wolf, Ian/Ash, John/Yassen) because really, the girls kind of suck. Though I suppose Alex/Sabina is ok as long as the romance is not the main point of the story. Gen fics are good. Gen fics are very good. And K-unit is awesome too! I'm taking part in The Firm, a collective story-writing thingy, which is all very cool. Hopefully our awesome story will be up soon. I also co-mod the AR Rating System (profile: here, forum: here). We rate stories and post our ratings so fandom readers can find maybe some new good fics to read _ Please do check us out, and if you'd like, join us and help us rate! In addition, I'm one of The Terrifying Fairies (yeah, the one who hasn't posted anything). I'm working on it. No, really. And I had inspiration last night and now I'm a writing fiend evil laugh TP - This is where I started my fanfic experience :D I have a WIP here 'Sir Nealan' that I'm working on updating now, as well as a collection of oneshots that may get added to if inspiration hits _ I'm firmly Kel/Dom with a little Becca/Rostos on the side. Though, these days I haven't been reading much. Neal is my favorite character though. He's just so fun to write :D HP - As of now, I have nothing posted in this fandom. I am however working on several fics right now. I'm a huge H/D shipper (oh yeah!) and I read. A ton. Though mostly not on FF.net. I've found some really good rec lists I'm perusing. However, I do hope to be posting something soon. Ocean's 11 - For me, this is a read-only fandom. But I do love reading :D |
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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 371,324 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Shinko's Life: The Diary of Princess Shinkokami by Heather the Writer reviews
Stuck under the rule of her mother-in-law, Shinko turns to a diary for comforts. Through it she slowly discovers the secrets of court, Tortall, and her own broken family. And, suddenly, everything is not that simple anymore as she begins to truly see what it means to be a Princess.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,245 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 3/18/2008
Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The more things change by otherhawk reviews
Series of random incidents in the lives of young Danny and Rusty. Chapter 51 'Little Glimpses'
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 367,245 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Danny, Rusty
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
For Better Or For Worse by Karai III reviews
Jack and Alex meet in an accident caused by Scorpia. As a result Jack goes back to America and Alex is without a home until Wolf takes him in. But nothing is as it seems and it could well be Alex's last stop in more ways than one.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,154 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Random by Jusmine reviews
Here I shall post a series of unconnected drabbles and short little oneshots. No idea what will end up being posted on this, hence the title. Chapter 9: "Betrayals"
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009
Like Grapefruits by kiwismakemehappy reviews
Now a series of drabbles/oneshots. Newest chapter includes streams of conscience.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8917 - Favs: 12,985 - Follows: 9,921 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Lady Knight Adventures by xxTunstall Chickxx reviews
War is upon them once more, someone is bringing back the immortals from their sleep again. A battle for human kind and a fight for survival. But when faced with imminent danger can love survive? Can they? K/D xxTunstallChickxx
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,328 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
I Know Saint Peter Won't Call My Name by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
Yassen loves his son more than anything.So when he's taken from him, Yassen's ready to slaughter anyone who tries to keep his son from him.But he's up against opposition he never expected to see again.Because Alex Rider does not take well to being lied to
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,403 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008
Falling like dominoes by otherhawk reviews
AU. Imagine you have a best friend. Someone that you care about more than life itself. What would you do for him? How about four years, medium security? Rusty goes to jail in Danny's place. Beginning from four years before O11 and continuing. COMPLETE
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,043 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Danny, Rusty - Complete
In Balance With This Life, This Death by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
He hangs in the air for what seems like a lifetime. His eye are wide open. His fingers are scrabbling. His legs want to be back on solid ground. The years to come seemed waste of breath, A waste of breath the years behind. The events of Yassen's life.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008
Never Let You Drop by Nyxelestia reviews
Alex is learning to climb cliff walls with Wolf, when a sudden drop makes his life flash before his eyes...or rather, a specific piece of it as he remembers a time a decade before, first learning to climb walls...fluff, for my birthday.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Collaboration by The Firm reviews
Alex Rider is on the run. And thirteen people are writing about it.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/28/2009
Blow Out My Wishes, Blow Out My Dreams by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
Every single day she must remind him. He pretends to have forgotten. Pretends to apologize. She pretends to believe him, living her lies because it's easier than facing the truth. The truth holds only pain for her. Y's Mother's POV.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Everybody Hates John by CunningMascara reviews
The true nature of John Rider is not what Alex would expect. Or anyone, really. Language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
10th Man Down by Jusmine reviews
Alex is supposed to be an assassin. A bit difficult when he has emotions and a conscience. -Oneshot-
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Beautiful DistractionsFormerly The Baby Journals by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
Marriage is never easy, and when an arguement saves the Rider's lives, who are they to complain? Will John manage to fix his mistakes and get the girl? Or will Ian Rider succeed in every baby brother's dream- Stealing his older brother's girlfriend?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Stolen Innocence by SkylarkRequiem reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS!Eight year old Alex Rider was kidnapped from his home by the infamous Scorpia. Six years on and Scorpia sends him on a assignment that eventually lead back to old family ties. So when it comes down to it does Alex choose family or Scorpa
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,053 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
It's All I Know by redpolkadot92 reviews
Alex Rider is 16 and still working for MI6. They send him to Barbados to catch 'The Masked Man', a notorious jewel thief. But he soon discovers that it's not your average thief.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,798 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
A Day in the Life by highonDr.Pepper reviews
Alex is sent to live with Wolf after an unfortunate incident. From Wolf's point of view.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Mistakes We Knew We Were Making by gostlcards reviews
JasonDavid decides he has to find Nicky, and Nicky decides somethings of her own. NickyJasonDavid.
Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,031 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
Choice is a Misconception by Scorpia710 reviews
Scorpia doesn’t take well to MI6’s threats regarding Alex. In response, they attack anyone he's ever known. Including K Unit. Wolf will have to put aside any grudges he still holds to keep Alex alive. But keeping him alive will be harder then they know.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,331 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Jack Daniels by Nyxelestia reviews
Alex's thoughts at Jack and Ben's wedding. His toast to the happy couple. His dance with the bride. His thoughts on the past few years. And, of course, his mockery that Jack's new name is now a whiskey. Part 1 of my Jack Daniels series.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Gratitude Duty by Nyxelestia reviews
When Eagle spontaneously combusts in SAS training because of Alex, Wolf, in a rare moment of showing gratitude, offers to clean up his remains. Crackfic, heavy gore, written as a birthday present for JK Mafia. You have been warned. Rated M for a reason
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Night Watch by AbsolutAnda reviews
Jack tucks Alex in after a long, tiring mission. Oneshot. Short and sweet.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Trusting Fate by Jezebel Montgomery reviews
A Summer of defending Pirates Swoop against frequent pirate raids leads to more complications than anyone expected. KelDom
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,216 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Lifeless Eyes by Nyxelestia reviews
Being deleted, so just ignore it.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,032 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008
The perils of hero worship by otherhawk reviews
Who wouldn't want to work with Ocean's 11? Anyone with an ounce of sanity, that's who. Set after O13
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Sick Day by AbsolutAnda reviews
Alex is sick and a few friends decide to cheer him up....but not without wanting something in return. Not slash. Get your minds out of the gutter! Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Ice Cream by CunningMascara reviews
Maybe, just maybe, he could be normal.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Funeral Blues by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
To John, he will never be the man lying in the coffin that is placed delicately on the bed. He will be the man who shows him how to tie his shoes on his first day of the school. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Open Window by Rid3r Chick reviews
Six years has passed and Alex and Katie find themselves trying to get back to life. Life is fine just the way it is until someone from the past shows up and forces them to be true to themselves, which shouldn't be so bad, right?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,299 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Dereliction of Duty by Simply Shelby reviews
Post Snakehead. Ben Daniels calls on Alex with a few choice words. Alex realises he has a duty he can't ignore. And hadn't he always known he could never give this up? First in teh For Neither Queen, Nor Country series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Chilled to the Bone by vballmania23 reviews
Oneshot. "It was only after a few days that the assassin had been woken up by haunted brown eyes..." Alex Rider affects everyone he meets - even the assassin sent to kill him. Centers around the events at the end of Scorpia.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
When Neal Gets Bored by Lady Mage reviews
Neal comes up with an elaborate plot to hook up Kel and Dom. What he doesn't know won't hurt him though: Kel and Dom are already together and are concealing it from him!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Keladry, Domitan, Nealan
Security by amitai reviews
SLASH, Alex/Wolf. Wolf never expected a relationship with Alex Rider to be so... comfortable. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
A Fairy's Tale by amitai reviews
Total crackfic... Alex Rider, The Fairy Tale. Oh, c'mon, it was bound to happen sometime...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Alex R./Cub, J. Sprintz
While At Masbolle by PurpleMyste reviews
An account of Keladry of Mindelan's stay at Masbolle. Future KD, set after Lady Knight.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Tortall
Doubts by DragonEyesBaraboo reviews
Set during the ride to Blayce's castle in LK. Kel is having doubts about her abilities to lead. KelDom. Rated for safety only. Sorry about the repeated line. My computer is spazzing and I don't know how to fix it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Conscience by Nylah reviews
One shot. Alex goes on a trip to France with two MI6 agents, acting as a cover. But things go awry, and he finds himself having to fill in for one of them to perform an act that will weigh heavily on his conscience...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Eleven men walk into a bar by otherhawk reviews
Just the guys in a bar on a night off, trying to answer the eternal question - how do you come out to your parents?
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Trying to Understand by webbswoman reviews
Another drabble, another POV.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Operation Protect Cub by Ashadowofwings reviews
Since the sniper failed, Scorpia has vowed to kill Alex before three weeks is up, and it's up to a certain SAS team to stop them. ON HIATUS Sorry, I've tried, but frankly I got older and I can't read it without wincing. Thanks for all the support.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,109 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Veela Inheritance Problems by Sakya reviews
The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 4,594 - Follows: 4,636 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Drivin' a Truck by MinibooExtreme reviews
Alex with half the other boys, has been coaxed into singing at his leavers assembly for year eleven over a year after snake head. K unit are also there to witness the boys humiliation.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Changes by Boann reviews
Once again, Alex finds himself on a mission for MI6. But when someone he thought dead reappears in his life, everything changes.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,664 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006
Ocean's 65 by FoolofaTook17 reviews
Well into their 60s and 70s, Danny Ocean and his team are still conducting heist after heist, just not at casinos.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
A Working Day by amitai reviews
John and Helen Rider escaped Scorpia, and lived. John still works for MI6... but now he has bigger problems to deal with. Like, this Take Your Child to Work Day, for Father and Son, arranged by Alex's school. Chaos, anyone?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 5,333 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five times Rusty Ryan said 'I love you' by otherhawk reviews
Full title 'Five times Rusty Ryan said 'I love you' and the one time he meant it ' Pairings and warnings inside as I have ran out of room.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Rusty, Danny - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surprise by xox-Teirrah-xox reviews
Hermione organises a surprise party for Harry, but who's the one being surprised? DMHP Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Wishing You Well by Von reviews
When Alex was recovering in hospital, his school weren't the only ones informed of his 'appendicitis'. Against expectations, Wolf wrote him a card. It wasn't easy. Oneshot. Set vaguely after 'Intermission'.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Prerogative of Power by Napolde Tinuviel reviews
In a wartorn world of commoners, soldiers, wizards and nobles, Lord Voldemort has the upper hand and as a reward, he gives Draco Malfoy the land of Gryffindor. Enter Harry Potter, the present master of Gryffindor. AU, SLASH, HPDM, eventual Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,420 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 8/30/2005
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Days of Denial by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
Just a short, sad, sweet, little ficlet. V.Mild Slash, HP/DM, Established relationship, no spoilers. Harry left Draco on a Monday. Draco knows when he'll come home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Close Protection, of a Sort reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
iSpy reviews
What do you get when you add scheming schoolboys, paranoid spooks, and the most awesome webcomic in the world? A good time! Co-authored by Nyxelestia.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Sunrise reviews
The harbingers of morning ride aflame - AU, H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reaper reviews
Oh how far the mighty have fallen indeed." A lonely night, a man, and a waiting gun. Written for The Firm's Prompt Challenge - April.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Sir Nealan the Great, Knight of the Realm reviews
Neal has a brilliant plan...or not. Neal/Yuki with a dash of Kel/Dom.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Nealan
First Kill reviews
How do you live in the shadow of death? Two scenes exploring the aftermath of atrocity.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
The One Ring reviews
Shopping for an engagement ring is never easy. Kel/Dom
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Domitan, Keladry - Complete
I Miss You reviews
Kel in a time of weakness. To the song "When You're Gone" by Avril Lavigne.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
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