![]() Author has written 5 stories for Artemis Fowl, Chronicles of Narnia, and Merlin. Name: hehehe.bubbles Age: 15 (16 in October) Loves: Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, The Chronicles of Narnia, and, of course, MEEERLIN!! Lives in Australia... ...and is stupid enough to choose the double maths (Don't I just LLUURVVE Specialist maths? *note the sarcasm*), English Literature, Chemistry, Biology AND Physics for my subjects in yr. 11. And currently feels like a nerd because only nerdy people would choose 3 sciences, 2 math, and a lit class out of 6 choices. Favourite shippings: Artemis Fowl Holly and Artemis Juliet and Trouble Chronicles of Narnia Peter/OC Edmund/OC Aslan/Jadis!! Merlin Merlin and Arthur, and ONLY that shipping!! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this if you want to stop racism. Oh, and ANYONE who DARES say that I can't spell ie. Colour is spelt 'color', not 'colour', and 'mom', not 'mum' I will...do something. It's called Australian English, people. Speaking about Australian, I visited this chatroom where the funniest thing happened. It went something like this: Me: I'm from Australia Someone from England: Really? American: I wanna blow Australia up. Me: But I'm on there! American: +1 more reason Me: Ow. Someone from England: I'm from England. I'm the one that kicked your convict ancestors out of England! Me: (laughing hysterically) Dude, my parents came from China! Yes, I'm Asian... | |||||||
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