Buongiorno!

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Welcome to whatever this is. Dunno what to write here really, so I'll just jump in and begin the copy pastes and spamming.

Some crud you probably dont know about me:

There's bugs going on with my webpage, ignore the funky things

I don't like not having a numbering option on text fields

I can HTML

I like nachos

I'm eating nachos

My nachos are delicious

I like math(WTF?)

I believe in a world where discrimination is discriminated against

I like confusing people with concepts I cant portray through words

I cannot speak rightly

I actually like reading Shakespeare

I am wearing shoes

Why am i wearing shoes?

I don't usually wear shoes while I'm at home.

I have no idea how to write correctly.

I build amazing schist in minecraft

There's a guy in some commercial that looks like someone I knew

Cows go moo

I has dat ADD

I gots no more stuffs to say here

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(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

If so, I was completely oblivious

2) Where did you get your default picture?

I drew it

3) What's your middle name?

my old neighbor's first name

4) Your current relationship status?

'Tis a thing best explained in song.

5) Does your crush like you back?

i fricking love myself, so yes

6) What is your current mood?

Eh. I'm tired

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

PIE COLOR

8) Missing something?

The support struts for my sanity. Have you seen them?

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Nothing. don't want to shift any timelines

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

tiger, because tigers

12) Ever had a near death experience?

lets see... scorpion butt, centipede, stairs, I need more fingers to count these...

13) Something you do a lot?

I do a lot of nothing.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Matty Groves, Fiddlers Green

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Cliffdiverwarriorcat

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

myself

17) When was the last time you cried?

at two in the morning a couple months back. watching the last episode of Dexter too late.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

NO, OH NOTCH NEVER!!!!

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

I'd want the ability to shift reality via the interface of the mind

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

That they are male.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?.

Only been once or twice, but that lemon pound cake shtuffs

22) What's your biggest secret?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

23) Favorite color?

RED. that should make you fear for my characters...

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

... perhaps. do you?

25) What are you?

A MEAT POPSICKLE

26) Do you speak any other language?

Parlo un piccolo l'italiano

27) What's your favorite smell?

Bacon

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Quiet/thoughtfull

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope

30) What are you thinking about right now?

The quadratic equation.

31) What should you be doing?

Homework, re-writing a story, that sort of thing

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Myself. I frustrate myself waaayyy to often.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Every now and then. Honestly I'd rather be inside playing minecraft

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

My own, because I like it.

35) Who last made you cry?

WHOEVER DECIDED DEBORAH MORGAN HAD TO DIE!

End of Quiz.

So this bug here is not removable, so sorry

copied from PinkyPops12

1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

"-what made it worse, it was so quiet and lonesome-"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air

3.What is the last thing you watched?

Seinfeld

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

6:50

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:57

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?

A song I don't know the name of

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

about sixish I think, bringing the dogs back from the dog park

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?

Other profiles

9.What are you wearing?

socks, jeans, black shirt, flannel jacket fingerless gloves and a fedora. AKA my writing uniform

10. Did you dream last night?

yes. a very weird dream about stuff

11. When did you last laugh?

Umm... English class. Horwitz is a fish, and Holden is a duck. BAHAHAHAAHAHHAAA

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

a TV, paint, shelves, some other random stuff

13. Seen anything weird lately?

reality

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I think it could get really deep.

15. What is the last film you saw?

ZOMBIELAND

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?

Not a clue. I'd set up my life and my family's lives, then charity, I think

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I have been mistaken for a boy at McDonalds an more than one occasion. I shitzu not.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Ummm... I think I'd... give myself more time to think about this one...

19. Do you like to dance?

When I'm alone, because I am awful at it.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Uh

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Wat

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.-I'M that As*hole weaving through the groups of people when there's the whole rest of the hall available

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If you have ever killed a scorpion with your butt and lived to tell the tale, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Copy and paste this to your profile off there is no 's' in practicing.