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 Author has written 7 stories for Steven Universe, and XKCD. No profile here. Nope nope nope. I write sometimes. This account, it's safe to say, is mostly for Steven Universe stuff. I have a couple of ideas for it. Working on... A Ruby/Sapphire mystery. Another OC series. An OC series. (On hiatus.) A No-dialogue explanation for how the Wailing Stone came into the CG's possession. (Complete.) A Peridot story. An album of filks. |
Flotsam on the Bitter Sea by ArkTaisch reviews
Tong Pik plays the qin and waits with hope in her heart, but Ling Fung never returns. Last seen spitting blood as he leaves the palace, did he truly die of the emperor's "farewell wine"? And was Tsun Wai's poison ever cured? Let's dream of a happier ending, even if that means we have to forgive Cheung Shing too. (Blade Heart 2004, post-series)
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31 - Complete
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The Character Song Album (filk) reviews
The Gems all have a song! (So far: Peridot, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven, Lapis Lazuli, Jasper, Sapphire, Ruby, PINK DIAMOND, Opal, Sugilite, The Ruby Squad/Big Ruby, Stevonnie, Alexandrite, Malachite, Smoky Quartz.) ...any requests?
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Peridot
Ruby vs Jasper reviews
Jasper has come to Earth as Peridot's escort, and ends up taking the Crystal Gems prisoner. However, Ruby has escaped, and she's ready to fight! (And then, so is Sapphire!) My 'what if', based on giving Ruby and Sapphire a fight scene in 'Jailbreak'.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 6/16 - Steven U., Ruby, Sapphire, Jasper - Complete
I Am A Bobcat reviews
In the webcomic XKCD - beginning with #325 "A-Minus-Minus" - it's a running gag that occasionally a customer will received a live bobcat instead of the thing they actually ordered. This is the story of that bobcat, in the style of Natsume Souseki's "I Am A Cat". (Entry for the 3/31/19 Writers Anonymous POV Challenge contest, or "WA POV Challenge" for short.)
XKCD - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31 - Black Hat, Beret
Peridot vs The Ruby Squad reviews
When the Ruby Squad returns to the farm one night, Peridot - and only Peridot - is there to meet them. But she doesn't have her powers, oh no! ...Instead, she built herself some equipment to take them on herself! (What If, taking the place of "Too Short to Ride".)
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Peridot, Navy, Eyeball, Doc - Complete
The Adventures of Water Beetle reviews
SU Side Story. A new threat is emerging in the Pacific, and the Monster Response Organization isn't able to handle it. MRO Agent 277 must recruit Wayt Treble, a cleanup specialist, to take care of this new mess!
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2018 - OC
The Secret Origin of the Wailing Stone! reviews
Where did the Wailing Stone come from? What kind of missions do the Crystal Gems go on without Steven? And what happens when the author can't use dialogue to answer these questions? (A story written for the 4/15/18 All Narrative Challenge in the Writer's Anonymous forum - "WA All/No Dialogue Challenge". Rated T for the last joke.)
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Opal - Complete
The Legacy Gems
Look at the night - millions of stars. Look at the beach - billions of specks. Look at the clouds - trillions of drops. What sets one apart from the many is timing and opportunity. Unnamed Gem X-E0053 finds herself on Earth again, and this time she finds a purpose. (NaNoWriMo 2017 story.)
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,527 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2017 - Published: 11/6/2017 - OC, Mystery Girl, Jane