Cartman always gets what he wants. But this time...this time somebody else has gotten their hands on what should be his. Style and one-sided Kyman.

In order to save Kyle's life, Stan makes a deal with the antichrist, but with a heart-tearing price. To sell his body in exchange of Kyle's. Slash. Style. Dyle. Language. Stan's P.O.V.

Stan knows that hitting the bottom of his beer doesn't make the pain go away completely. But it dulls him enough that seeing Kenny and Kyle together doesn't completely kill him, it just shows him the truth. T for language.

He watches over our town, but apparently he's honed in on my own life more than everyone elses'. He wants to protect me, but won't let me see behind his mask. My mind says not to trust him, my heart says otherwise. AU, Kyle/Mys slash, M for a reason.