Bag Of Badgershide bio
 Author has written 78 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Les Miserables. hello all of u i am cee and i like writing and quesadillas most of what i write is gerita/itager and some of that is nsfw, so if either of those things bother you then probably it's best you don't read; but boy howdy do i ever love gerita it's my favorite they are my favorites etc etc etc i could go all day but i won't so my otps are gerita and holytalia (...same thing tbh), but i also really like aushun, frying pangle (sometimes w/spain), fruk, ameukr, romerica, amebel, basically most rarer america pairings, cubasey, sufin, lietpol, most ships in general even if i do not write i will look at them and go, ah, yes, this is a ship that is good the ships i don't like are usuk, franada, any incest ships, russia/eastern europe or japan/east(/southeast) asia, and i'm not too hot on spamano but i don't actively dislike it. any interpretations of a ship as pedophilic or abusive when it is not in canon are also things i Do Not Like. my tumblr is bigenderfeliciano (main)/flower--couple (fic only). rniq on tumblr drew the profile image. aboat: 18, pennsylvania, cae/caem or they/them pronouns seme/uke stereotypes suck and i don't like to write pairings where one person always and forever tops if you write lud being an abuser/a rapist/a neo-nazi i will find you and you will not enjoy it, don't do that. also if you write feli being ultraviolent or a useless dolt. either of those, i will definitely find you. don't do that.reviews are love, feedback of any sort is love, i especially love concrit and i'm always looking for ways to improve! if you notice any historical inaccuracies, factual problems, characterization missteps, translation errors, etc please shoot me a message so i can fix it! general disclaimer: i'm not hidekaz himaruya, i'm not gentosha comics, i'm not shonen jump, and i'm not funimation. i own absolutely none of these characters. (i'm also not victor hugo and i'm not schönberg or boublil either, so i might not own the plot or chapter titles to "the face of god".) NOTICE: if you want to read Cantieri incendiati da violente lune elettriche, please go to archiveofourown.org/works/2222727 because it keeps getting taken off this site. it's gerita, pre-wwi, discussion of the futurist art movement as a method of flirting, there's sex. OTHER NOTICE: i'm in college, workload is big, writing motivation can sometimes be slow. updates are gonna be sporadic sorry upcoming: Idir Costá, Idir Cléibh: GerIta AU with selkie!Italy and human!Germany. |
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Operation Make The Grumpy Guard Smile by incredibly-edible reviews
Feliciano can't tell the guard apart from the cold, still marble statues that surround him. What is a poor art historian supposed to do with all this time and no relief from boredom? He comes up with a little game...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,790 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014
North by Northwest by Germanystuck reviews
Ludwig Beilschmidt, a German immigrant in New York, living under the roof of your typical lower class American family, the Jones', makes a bit of cash on the side with common detective work. Finding lost pets, lost jewelry, those sorts of things. Amelia apparently has other ideas when she brings in Arlovskaya...and a murder case. Could Feliciano Vargas really be responsible?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Germany, N. Italy, America, Belarus
Fencing Match by England's Porn Box reviews
In which Feliciano is a champion fencer, and tries to teach Ludwig the basics. GerIta fluff, human AU. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
I am HOPE by 13 Pairs of Wings reviews
Everyone knows the story of Pandora's Box. However, the story has become a bit twisted over the centuries. Anger, Sadness, and Grief aren't just emotions, but people. And just like the others Hope is a person too, and he's been left behind. Forgotten by many, but remembered by some, he tries to help the hopeless. One day he's found someone, and he might just stay a while. GerIta AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,665 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Culture Shock by hetaliareference reviews
Germany comes to visit Spain's home with both Italies for the weekend but clashing cultures and family strife make for a very stressful vacation. Pairings: Germany/Italy and Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,494 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Make It Convincing by Jacquzy reviews
Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,615 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Peace by plumpthighs reviews
Feliciano understands why he should be proud, because he understands that thousands of men and women could do Ludwig's job, but none could do it as well as his Ludwig. AU!ish GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Root of Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Cantabile by Earthborne reviews
You know you are silly and simple in the ways of the world, but you are not stupid, and though loving him is something most may say to be a lost cause, deep down you know lost causes are always the ones worth fighting for. GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Feasts by MAXIMILIEN SIX reviews
Germany: introspection, as Hitler comes to power.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Germany - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
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open covenants of peace, openly arrived at reviews
Something along the lines of that "You used to be so big" scene, except with Austria and Veneziano. The German brothers make a cameo appearance. The evening sunlight is golden and kind on the gardens of Versailles, and Veneziano wishes it wasn't.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2016 - N. Italy, Austria - Complete
to be held is the most honorable psalm reviews
2015 GerIta Secret Santa for tumblr user disastrous-donut; ItaGer first time. All of this—all of this—would be so much easier to process if Feliciano would stop smiling at him like that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
the essential truth & highest form reviews
Feli is Feli, and they should not be nervous about this because Feli will not be ridiculous or awful or anything about it, Feli will be Feli about it. Agender Ludwig and bigender Feliciano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Due to the Dead reviews
Someone asked me to write a GerIta Iliad AU. Based on Book 23; contains pre-story character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Permission reviews
Secret Santa gift for basketofnovas on tumblr/AO3. ItaGer BDSM, orgasm denial, obviously rated M, knock yourselves out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
The Face of God
Fusion AU. Yao Wang, an ex-convict from the chain gang, seeks to turn his life around, and the series of events set off by his actions culminate in the August Uprisings of the city of Bendición. Valjean!China, Javert!America, Fantine!Ancient Greece, Cosette!Italy, Marius!Germany. Full character and warning list in the first chapter.
Crossover - Les Miserables & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,742 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2014
small holinesses reviews
Postcoital GerIta fluff. The sex isn't Germany's favorite part. T for references to sexual situations, but nothing explicit; warning for so much fluff you'll choke.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Unspoken reviews
ItaGer. Ludwig is very quiet in bed, but that's really not a big problem. NSFW, et cetera.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
limits reviews
ItaGer. Ludwig discovers he can go farther than he thought he could. NSFW, vaguely d/s overtones, you know the drill. (Edit: thanks for telling me the formatting messed up! It's fixed now.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Sirèna reviews
Venice sees mermaids, and always has seen them. (Technically Transtalia; cameo appearances from Rome, Holy Rome, and Germany).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2014
Better Things to Do reviews
Prompt was GerIta with Germany using his strength during sex. Obviously NSFW, contains wallsex, have fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Atonality (fünf Orchesterstücke) reviews
PruAus Leviathan-verse AU written for tumblr user austhreea. Vienna's air is growing heavier and thicker by the day with something bound to happen, and neither Roderich nor Gilbert know what to do. Warning for character death; title and chapter names are a reference to Schoenberg's 1909 "Five Pieces for Orchestra"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Austria, Prussia] Germany, Hungary - Complete
eyeballing reviews
GerIta, Italy freaks out after Germany's eyes roll back during sex. Extremely short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Advisors reviews
Long-term established relationship SuFin trying to help out newly-together GerIta with figuring out how to do this whole relationship thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
having, holding reviews
GerIta human AU with trans man Italy; warning for dysphoria. Short little thing about Ludwig calming Feliciano down, I might write more in this AU if I feel like it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
the final frontier reviews
America, gen introspective about life on Earth after the humans leave.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2014 - America - Complete
warmth reviews
GerIta. Germany just thinking about Italy, but you know it's going to be sappy as fuck. T for sexual references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
flower language reviews
GerIta human AU. Ludwig isn't quite sure if what he's doing counts as "wooing" per se, but he'll keep leaving flowers regardless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Recorder reviews
ItaGer. Italy wants to film Germany while they have sex, and quite obviously not safe for work things ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Drabbles reviews
What the title says. Little drabbles connected by the theme of Germany and Italy being dorks. K as K can be (usually).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
am Rhein reviews
Historical Germanbros fic. Prussia takes the Confederation of the Rhine under his wing, and the kid should probably get an actual name.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
At Least It Wasn't Google Translate reviews
GerIta. I once read a story (I think by George DeValier) where there's a throwaway joke about Italy trying to learn how to say "fuck me harder you magnificent filthy German sex pig" in German. This tells you everything you need to know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Pearls reviews
GerIta AU with naiad!Italy and human!Germany. Contains smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
music theory takes a different turn reviews
GerIta in which sex is attempted to classical music. Multiple times. It really doesn't work out well, especially with the William Tell Overture. Also silly and short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Christmas Sweaters reviews
Secret Santa for emsiecat on tumblr. Silly, short GerIta fluff involving a Christmas sweater and a lot of cuddling.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
this he remembers reviews
Secret Santa gift for emsiecat on tumblr. Holy Rome really wants to do something nice for Venice. HolyTalia with added Peaceful Family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire] Austria, Hungary - Complete
loud reviews
Secret Santa for bookworm555 on tumblr. America and Lithuania during the outsourcing arc, vaguely AmeLiet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [America, Lithuania] - Complete
big happy family reviews
Secret Santa gift for bookworm555 on tumblr. Short piece about the Baltics under Soviet rule.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Ich Diene reviews
From the kinkmeme; prompt was D/S ItaGer with Feliciano being a cheerful, happy dom. Contains consensual D/S, collaring, and toy use. Title means "I serve".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
color theory (in a way) reviews
Feliciano paints Ludwig the way he sounds. GerIta with synesthetic!Feli.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
for hire reviews
The man at the hiring agency had said "He's very dependable and quiet, keeps to himself, but he reads novels so you may want to keep an eye on him just in case." GerIta human AU with Ludwig as a domestic servant. (not really that dramatic, ignore the genre tags)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
A Very Important Step reviews
Ludwig Beilschmidt attempts to take a Very Important Step In His Relationship with Feliciano. Key word: attempts. K like whoa.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
dffrnt reviews
Prompt was GerIta based on "Thanks for the Memories". T for vaguely sexual content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
schutzengel reviews
Germany has a lot of nicknames for Italy, and the majority of them are very, very sappy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
we are star-stuff reviews
Feliciano Vargas has always dreamed of being a star-maker like his grandfather. The new family on the floor below his may be his chance. GerIta. Contains off-screen character death and on-screen nyotalia; K plus for aforementioned character death and very mild violence. De-anon from the meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] Prussia, Germania - Complete
morning through thin sheets and sweet hands reviews
Completely and utterly self-indulgent GerIta morning sex. Also: sap. You know the drill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
fish soup and bedsheets reviews
When Germany first knew he loved Italy, and when Italy first knew he loved Germany. (And then neither of them told each other about it.) Contains lots of no capitalization.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Pointers reviews
Germany is worried that Italy thinks he's boring in bed, since he's never tried anything kinky. Guess where this is going. (If you guessed kinky sex, you're wrong about half of it.) Do not leave this around children.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Not Quite What They Think It Is reviews
Francis, Antonio, and Gilbert think Feliciano and Ludwig's sex life a) is more interesting and b) involves a lot less jumping on beds than it actually does. Feliciano and Ludwig know this, and use it to bother them. Very short and kind of dumb; T for general mild inappropriateness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
four times they tried and the one time it worked reviews
Five little dialogue fics about Germany and Italy trying to make dirty Skype calls. Spoiler: it doesn't go as well as they'd hoped. M for sexual content (could be considered heavy T but M to make sure.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Five Times Germany Sang for Italy (Unwittingly or Not) reviews
...and One Time Germany and Italy Sang Together. GerIta fluff centered around the fact that a) Germany's singing voice is A-triple-plus and b) I really like madrigals and lieder. K for vague sexual references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Pencil reviews
GerIta. Feliciano draws a sleeping Ludwig. It was supposed to be fluff, but I think it came out a little melancholy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Tired reviews
When Ludwig kisses back, it is lazy and tired, and Feliciano knows why. GerIta (ItaGer?) frot, keep out of sight of chilluns.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Blind Dates: Usually A Very Bad Idea reviews
Teenage AU. Feliciano and his pet brick of a boyfriend decided to set Lovino up on a date. This, he thinks, was not a good idea. T for Romano's...pottymouth. PruMano, side dish of GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] N. Italy - Complete
fratelli d'italia reviews
After the fall of the Roman Empire, Lovino has to take care of Feliciano. Brotherly stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Desert Voices reviews
A piece about the beginnings of civilization, and what that leaves behind. Heavily inspired by Terry Pratchett's "Small Gods".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2013 - OC - Complete
worldwide reviews
A short piece about the personification of the Internet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013 - OC - Complete
Familiarity reviews
It's been too long since they've last done this. ItaGer, light bondage, not for kids.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Logical Explanations reviews
There is definitely a logical, reasonable explanation for how this happened. Definitely. Maybe. ...Probably not. Awkward, virginal GerIta involving curlplay, do not show this to any children you may be watching or have stolen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
t minus zero reviews
Deanon. Things like this... things like this don't happen to them. Not to them. Not to Ludwig. GerIta human AU, also contains AmeUkr, minor side pairings, and nyotalia. TRIGGER WARNING: centered around recovery from rape, includes flashbacks and short- and long-term aftermath of rape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] America - Complete
The Last Person You'd Expect This From reviews
When "using remote-controlled vibrators on your significant other at UN meetings" is brought up, you really don't expect it'd be about Germany. Maybe Italy. Definitely not Germany. Except it is. GerIta, do not give to small children.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
And I Read Too Many Romances (but then, that's my only experience) reviews
Honestly, it was mostly Germany's fault. He'd been foolish and naïve. But he'd taken Italy's words to heart. Unrequited GerIta. I'm sorry, except I'm not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
hello, i must be going reviews
Prussia knows what happened to all the other nations whose time came (well, not Heinrich, but wasn't he always the exception). The thing is, he's just stubborn. K. Not actually all that angsty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Prussia - Complete
while his name is still spoken reviews
A man isn't dead while his name's still spoken. Italy tries to help Germany remember that, after his brother goes. GerIta, K, technically Prussia's in here too but in spirit only.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] Prussia - Complete
maybe it is because reviews
Italy can't say "It's okay," and he can't say "None of that was your fault." What he can do is stay, although he doesn't know why. Semi-GerIta, T for mentions of WWII awfulness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
long tall grass reviews
There is a time for quick and hard and rough, but it isn't now. GerIta, not safe for kiddos, sappy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Desks reviews
Germany isn't very experienced, but who said that was a bad thing? GerIta (ItaGer?), not for the kiddies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Love in a Sensible Apron reviews
Sachertorte is actually quite useful for establishing relationships, although Germany was not aware of this when he made it. GerIta, K as K can be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
to the thud of the stalin-organs in our bones reviews
When Italy gets out, he'll have a picnic. If he gets out. If either of them survive. Nearly-post-WWII GerIta. T for implied violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
an exercise in trust reviews
What really astonishes Germany is how calm Italy is about this. GerIta in which Italy is the one tied up, but like hell is Germany going to be rough with him. Not for the chilluns.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
love notes through apple cake and cufflinks and other things besides reviews
Deanon. Italy thinks about the ways Germany tries to say "I love you" without actually saying it. Sappy and K.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Shameful reviews
Deanon. Prompt was "a dark!fic turning out to be the attacker's nightmare". Germany dreams of what he didn't do during the Italian armistice. M, trigger warning for sexual assault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Humidity reviews
Italy wakes Germany up in the wee hours of the morning, and things not safe for the children ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Numbers reviews
It's Germany's first meeting after the Second World War, and he's thinking about the numbers. Don't make eye contact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Germany - Complete
a cure for nervousness reviews
Deanon. Italy has noticed that Germany looks kind of nervous sometimes when they're, ahem, intimate, and he knows how to fix this. ItaGer, not safe for your children.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Diese kleine Stille reviews
Deanon. Germany, Italy, a radiator, a blanket fort, and hot chocolate, with bonus Prussia at the end. Fluff and K. So K. So very K.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] Prussia - Complete
Ein Gleichnis, Una Similitudine reviews
Deanon. Italy discovers that Germany has literally never been on a date in his whole life. His solution? Set Germany up with all the pretty ladies! (We all know who Germany really wants to go out with, though. Come on.) Attempted Germany/fem!America, Belgium, Seychelles, fem!Spain, Taiwan, and Ukraine, Germany crushing on Italy throughout, end GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, America, Belgium - Complete
quello che ho detto reviews
Deanon. Germany means to go to a hotel. He really does. So why is he just sitting there outside, in the rain? GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Time reviews
Deanon. Italy has surrendered to the Allies, and Germany lets him go. M for sex and the Second World War.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
sightless reviews
Deanon. Italy tops a blindfolded Germany. If you haven't guessed, not for the kids.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
A Modest Proposal reviews
Based off a headcanon I have. Italy tries to propose to Germany, and it doesn't go quite as planned. K, fluff like whoa.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Fine Print reviews
Germany wears reading glasses, and Italy wonders why. Dante is involved as well. K.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better) reviews
Deanon. Russia and America fight about who gets to top instead of having sex and are generally immature little boys. T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [America, Russia] - Complete
The New Normal reviews
Deanon. It's the morning after a serious contender for the best night of Germany's life, and it might just become normal. GerIta, not for the kids.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Dust reviews
Deanon. Germany comes back from the Battle of (goddamn) Stalingrad, and Italy's reaction is not exactly what he'd expected. Warnings for angst, history, and shortness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Knowing reviews
Deanon. Prompt: "Italy really liking to straddle Germany and make out with him". Short and sappy, so K it hurts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
A Little Scared, A Lot Enthusiastic reviews
Deanon from the kink meme. Italy and Germany are awkward virgins, although Germany is definitely more so, and over the course of this story the 'virgin' part changes. Italy tops. Not for the kiddies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Drink With Me reviews
Deanon from the kink meme. Just before the fall of the Berlin Wall, Prussia thinks he's dying and manages to sneak into West Berlin to have a final check-up with his younger brother. Gen (GerIta if you squint really hard.). T for occasional language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete