Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

AU. What happens when the Master/Slave relationship is switched? Lord Haruka buys a human slave at an auction. Was it a bad idea? Or the best idea he's ever had? Light HaruKan. Chapter 14 uploaded.

Will you, won't you want me to make you/I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you/Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer/You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution

MxM No matter how many times Mello abandons him, ignores him, breaks him, Matt can't help but desperately, hopelessly love him. Even in those sparse moments when Matt can see this love reciprocated, Mello always turns away...

Jim Moriarty Criminal Investigative Specialist and his associate Dr. John Watson have found themselves very suddenly in a world where he is an evil genius and John lives with the enemy.

England and Poland have to survive through high school! A bit crack-ish for the first few chapters, but gets more serious! AmericaxEngland and PolandxLithuania

Ritsuka has always known there are two of them, symmetrical yet totally different. But when the other turns up unexpectedly, everything he thought he had is put at risk. Just who is the real Ritsuka? Ritsuka x Soubi

General Braginski leaves for war, leaving his son Ivan in charge of his sisters and a house full of servants with different nationalities. This is the story of their lives and relationships.

Ritsuka and the Zero boys are almost 16. Time to learn how to drive. This is going to 'drive' two adults crazy. T for some perverted situations. Please R&R

L and Light visit Wammy's House and chaos ensues! Basically a whole bundle of fluff... or would be if a certain mass murderer didn't have bagage named Misa and some rather disturbing supressed memories... Contains LXL MXM. And... Near...

Cloud dosesn't understand Zidane and and Kuja's relationship, so Zidane offers for Cloud to come to Gaia, and offer an insight to their relationship. Kuja/Zidane/Cloud, Yaoi. Done for darkhaseo90.

In which it's two a.m., Mello's buying chocolate, and Reno is hitting on Matt. Don't worry, Mello's coming to save him.

As they're returning from a battlefield, thoughts run through Ikkaku's mind. STRANGE thoughts. Ikkaku x Yumichika

Niou and Akaya learn that if you eat Marui's cake without his permission, you will die. Yanagi cries over his pet skunk Sniffles, Jackal dies a valiant death, and Yukimura still thinks that 'Ayaka' is a good name for a cake.

"You're fifteen," I managed, not exactly knowing what else to say. "You're... too young." Matt/Mello, and a smug Near. One-shot.

Kuja is back, and sends for Zidane. Soon realizing that it's Kuja who Zidane loves, Garnet plans to ruin their relationship, but can anything tear these lovers apart? Kuja/Zidane, yaoi, lemon.

Matt goes gay for 45 minutes :DD

In which L goes to the candy store, leaving Light alone with his computer. Hmm... It has a password on it...

An L-centric one-shot. "My intelligence is a curse. And therefore, I envy the bubbly dimwitted beauty known as Misa Amane." Slight LxLight.

He grinned. "Love you more." "Yeah," I agreed, laughing. "Probably." BartxNat oneshot, Bartimaeus POV.

There was promise of chocolate.- Mello replied.

In which Jirou squees, Hiyoshi is annoyed, Kirihara screams "BRAINFREEZE!", and Sanada just wishes it would all end. Who knew that ice cream-eating could be so irritating?

Fuji smiled. "He makes a wonderful Kuchiki Byakuya, don't you think?" Since then, Tezuka refused to play Go Fish with anyone.

A short ficlet of metaphorical fluff. Matt and Mello are basking in the sun one day when Matt tells Mello about his personal sun. MxM

LxL. AU "My brain would simply not stop functioning- for if it had, I would not be envisioning the harsh, lifeless gravestone on which, carved in elegant, mocking letters was the name- Light Yagami."

Let's just say that Kirihara has been watching a lot of Death Note lately...

Because to Yukimura, running over pedestrians and causing over a dozen car crashes is almost as fun as playing tennis.

Shinji talks incessantly and Shiraishi tries to get a word in. And then the conversation turns to briefs. And boxers. And everything in between. "So, are you for boxers or briefs?"

Ibu/Shinji pairing. Though no real fluff or romance. Sorry. and if their OOC, sorry again. Shinji gets caught in a rain storm, and Fuji invites him to stay at his house until it passes, revealing newfound feelings in the sadistic cacti collecting prodigy

Natsuo and Youji want Ritsuka to spend the night. This is going to be an interesting night. Rated T - Just incase. R&R

A geisha must be graceful, beautiful, and most of all talented. Ritsuka’s skill in all of these areas enchants a tall, ash blonde stranger. How can Ritsuka cope when Soubi buys him for his own purposes?

Just having some fun with lyrics, but I think this would make a good poem, too. And this features L and KIRA, I just had to use Light as the second character cuz there's no category for Kira...