Welcome to my happy world, now get your sh* and leave.

jk, you're welcome here. ^^

I'm planning to write some stuff once I save up enough money to buy a usb-port keyboard for my laptop. :/

My mom spilled coffee on the laptop and now the keyboard doesn't work. .

Ugh.

Well, I'm a Narutard and a twilight fanpire; so expect stories and one shots from both.

(Mostly Akatsuki.)

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Nanami Loves Sasunaru, Secret-Chaos-Neko,

You Say Pink.
I Say Black.
You Say Destiny's Child.
I Say Within Temptation.
You Say Zac Efron.
I Say Linkin Park.
You Say Popular boys.
I Say Worthwile Boys that treat you like their 1st priority, not their 2nd, 3rd, or last.
You Say Shopping.
I Say Reading.
You Say Hard Rap.
I Say Gothic Rock.
You Say The Clique.
I Say Kill Bill.
You Say that Im 'Weird'.
I Say 'YOU'RE A CLONE BARBIE.'

PUT THIS ON YOU PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

if you threaten inanimate objects put this on your profile

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all.

If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality.

If you hate how others look upon you and say 'bah, no use at all'

If you hate it when people say 'a girl can't fight'

If you hate it when people say 'he's a guy, that is the only reason'

If you hate feeling crushed when you stand up for what you believe is right.

If you hate when people look upon you and only see your face.

If you hate when people find pleasure in the pain of others, though you do as well.

And last, if you hate when someone undermines and underestimates the mentally retarded or ill.

Add your name to the list.

The life of a teenage racoon, Waveblader213, CHristinaAngel, SkywardShadow, SasunaruTLA, YaoiChick1, Nanami Loves Sasunaru, Secret-Chaos-Neko,

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones are the ones that are a stereotype that apply to you)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND (or orchestra), so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Manga, hello?)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Wings of Wind, Stargazer-Aika, Mangascribbler,InuWolfgirl11,YaoiChick1, Nanami Loves Sasunaru, Secret-Chaos-Neko,

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Obito, Deidara, Nagato, Rocklee, Sai, Yamato, Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobi/Madara, Sasori, Yahiko, Orochimaru.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

SasoDei, SasuNaru, KakuHida, TobiDei for a few...

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Erm, yoai. I don't do hentai.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Once. Tobi.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Dvds, Shonen Jump, cosplay stuff...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

Deidara, Rock Lee, Tobi (Madara too.), Pain (dunno why), and Orochimaru. :3

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

KibaHina is so much better...

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru. So cute.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Team Gai. No contest.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

HELL NO!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Yes! It's true.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Hidan and Deidara (Tie)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

I am very anti-Sasuke.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

No, but most of them.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Almost.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

ADHD, yes.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub, Japanese voices fit better.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti-Sakura.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Both!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Mardara. o/////o

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Both?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara or Hakuuu.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesomely...weird! :D

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

I like Deidara being OOC so he's way more sensitive.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Oh yesh.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

All the time.

27. Do you like lemons?

Uuuhhhmmm...o///o

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My mom knows my favorites.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Nope...

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?

All of them.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yes. One. :3

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yes

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Plenty of times.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Mayyybe.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Yes.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Uhhh...o////o

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Hell no. Dat bitch iz dead peoplez!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Too many...

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Sure?

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

I have 30-ish rpcs... :3

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

No thinking about it.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Whisky Lullaby by Brad Paisly
Waking Up: Until the Day I Die by Story of the Year
First Day At School: Tears of an Angel
Falling In Love: All the Small Things by Blink-182 F
ight Song: Can't stop the rain by Cascada
Breaking Up: Break by Three Days Grace
Prom Night: Listen to your heart by DHT
Life: Drown by Three Days Grace
Mental Breakdown: Just a Little Girl by Trading Yesterday
Driving: Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again by The Phantom of the Opera
Flashback: Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy
Getting back together: Already Over by RED
Wedding: Angel of Darkness
Birth of Child: Not One of Us by Lion King 2 (WTF? o.o)
Final Battle: Headstrong by Trapt
Funeral Song: Immortal by Adema
Final Credits: Forgiven by Within Temptation

Find out your ninja name and then repost this quiz and add your name to it. It's funny but it's cool. It's optional, but try just for the fun of it!kk

Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:

A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi

After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...

Amaris- Karinkashikiari
April - Kanoshikita
Jude - Zudoteku
Keith - Mekukichiri
valerie ~ ruka taku shikiku (say that 3 times fast!)
Mike - Rin Kimeku
murphy- Rin doshino rifu
logan - Tamojikato Takuku Rimotarinkuari!
Miss Lady Annik- Mikashimotakitoku Takuritakiku Tadotozikushi (awesome.. I can't say my own name!)
Tomaz - Chimorinkazi Lidija - Takitekizuka (hehe)
Christian Storm- Mirishikiarichikikato Arichimoshirin !!yes!!
Aaron - Kakashimoto - great, my name sounds like a fecal Motorola commercial...
Mike- Rinkimeku- ricky makes who?
Lara~ Takashika Zukutatakulukudokitataku!!... I like it!
meg - rinkuji the eliminator!
Kyja- Mefuzuka Mekitoji ...mmmmm, delicious
Felix- Lukutakina (dammit, I'm a girl!!)
Zack- Zikamemi
Brian- Zushikikato
Erin-kushikito ( thats pretty hot)
Tony-Chimotofu KELSEY- MEKUTAARIKUFU
karrah- mekashishikari zushikikatoto. woooo.
Vanessa- Rukatokuariarika Arichikikushi. yus sir
Codey- Mimotekufu Zumotachiku
Karlee- mekashitakuku
Alisha-katakiaririka
Eric- Kushikimi
Charlie-mirikanotakiku
Mario-Rinkashikimo
Emily Rota- Kurinkitafu Shimochika...i like it muy macho!
Laura Jopp - Takadoshika Zumomono haha i love it
Hannah Rikatotokari
Steph - Arichikunori
Ruth-Shidochiri
Matt- Rinkachichi
Ashley- Kaariritakufu
Aradia- Kashikatekika
Kim- Mekirin
Jet- Zukuchi...I sound like a type of food...
Bella- Zukutataka...Ha ha ha! I sound funny!_
Angie-Katojiriku...It sounds like a mix of a guy and girl's name...
Jenna-Zukutotoka Dzamira= Tezikarinkishika...sounds like a type of sushi or sumtin...
April- kanoshikita
Emily-Kurinkitafu
Sarah-Arikashikari
Steven-Arichikurukuto(me:that sounds awsome!!)
Lauren Smith-Takadoshikuto Aririnkichiri (me: Wow...ummm...lol)
Eden- Kutekuto
Olivia-Motakirukika
and StarWarsAddi is...Dun Dun Dun...: ArichikashiMeikashiariKateteki (Say THAT 5 times fast!! LOL Jessi - Zukuariariki Meikuzuzukushi interesting...
Heather -Rikukachirikushi
Shadow-Rikukachirikushi
Tafufuto Kaila-Mekakikata Rinkashikiku Nokukashiarimoto wicked!
Billy mcnamara=zukitatafu rinmotokarinkashika
madison-rinkatekiarimoto
Alexis- Katakunakiari
Alexandria- Katakunakatoteshikika
Nanami- Tokatokarinki
Ashley - Kaariritakufu Kitorinkariki...Wth?