Double Hi Hi! Watermelondrea-desuu

As you could probably tell this is Watermelondreas page and I have no clue what to write on here! I guess i'll just start off with what people normally say. Im a 5 foot female single *wink wink* and I have the swagger of a cripple. I have a dog named coco channel (I know its cheesy right?) and a pet rock named Bubbles (I lost her :'( ) XDD I love everyhing this world has to offer...except for maybe spiders...but anyway, anyway its my passion to read and write funny, serious and romantic stories! . hopefully I will be an editor or vet in the future!

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Im a cancer and in always the life of the partay!! When I'm writing a story I let my 'other' self come out and take over my body. Kinda like a spirit over taking its host..or something along thoes lines...Most of my stories will have some of my past experience and thats usually how I come up with an idea!

I like to watch anime such as bleach, naruto, negima, inuyasha, please teacher ect. My favorite genera would have to be adventure, yaoi, comedy, and thoes hopless romantic shows, and absolutely parodys!!

I am in LOVE with the show DEXTER! If you love Dexter PM me because I'm pretty gosh darn sure that we would be BFF

Yaoi, yaoi, yaoi! It is my passion! XD I would not be able to function without it!!

Music interests include rock, pop, j-pop, rap (sometimes), hip-hop. Bands i like would be panic! at the disco, fall out boy, red jumpsuit apparatus (forgive me if i spelled it wrong), and good charlot, Beyonce, rihanna, lady gaga, utada hikaru and many many more!! My favorite quote of all time is from my 7th grade L.A teacher- "Bad things happen when good people do nothing!" she is my hero!

I have the weirdest dreams ever too! One time I dreamed that there was this guy and he wraped me in a waffle cone singing My girl by the Temptations and then he asked me to marry him but I refused and he started melting and then I got scared and said yes so he went back to his original form and like put some sort of clear glue on me freezing me in one pose... O_o Its was so effing scary.

My favorite quotes ever would be: "I'm about to blow my load all over your insides... No homo." "

Jiraiya: Naruto, you're first task is to walk on water

Naruto: Like Jesus?

Jiraiya: Yes Naruto, like jesus

Naruto: Wait a minute, does that mean that jesus was a ninja?

Jiraiya: Yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja

Naruto: Really!

Jiraiya: No not really!

Naruto: Aww"

"Ino: "Hey Sakura."
Sakura: "Hey Ino."
Ino: "So, how is being a bum and bitch going along for you?"
Sakura: "About the same as your vision with no pupils."
Ino: "Flat chest!"
Sakura: "Poser!""

"Now how about I smother your naked body in cream and lick it off?" Pegasus

"May Valentine: I wonder what's bigger his face on the big screen or my boobs? Yami: Your boobs."

"Tina eat...Eat the food...EAT THE FOOD!"

"We are going to have a penthouse suite and- OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"

"I've got a lovely bunch of dragonballs doo doo doo doo Here they all are sitting in a bunch doo doo doo One star, two star, all as big as my head Give em' a toss a planet across it's how vegeta wins BYE BYE!"

"Who drives it hard now?"

"Buckwild she's a triffling hoe and wiggles...she be triffling too"

"OBJECTION!"

"Gay nazis from outer space"

"Your mother plays card games in hell."

"What the frick frack patty wack give a dog a bone. yes sir yes sir three bags full?"

"the epilouge was shit. and your UGLY"

"(Insert my friends ugh here...and he clams he's not gay *shakes head sadly*)"

"Woah, Nelly!"

"Now burn everything. Burn it to the ground hahaha!"

"One time at Band camp..."

"maybe if you close your eyes halfway, the lights will dim"

"I think it's pretty obvious why your people are suffering. Their ruler is a transvestite!"

"heeeeeeere's johnney!!!!"

"I spy with my little eye something beginning with gay clown"

"Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

"God I hate milkshakes. Die milkshake die! That's right milkshake you have been defeated. Now you go to milkshake prison!"

"Can I get a half decaf, triple grande hazelnut, soy, extra foam, extra hot, caramel drizzle, latte"

"HOLY BEEP AND A BEEP SANDWICH WITH BEEP ON TOP AND A SIDE OF BEEP!!"

"I can barley hear my theme music"

"Looks like you just got Snape Raped!"

"TOASTED!"

"You know not all of us inhereted enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died! Look at this, oh look at this! Rocket ship potter! Star kid potter! moon shoes potter! traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to pig farts! ooh!!"

"I'm comming Zarbon Quick grab my balls!!" XD

"macaroni macaroni macaroni macaroni put the cheese in the noodle and what do ya get?macaroni macaroni macaroni macaroni"

"Geez . It's just chocolate." "It's a fucking orgasm in a box."

"No one mourns the wicked"

"The minute I opened my eyes, I saw that I was in the depths of hell.I breathed in the ashes and smiled, 'Home sweet home.'"

cough*cough* MY EYELINER! *cough*choke* AHH MY EYELINER! *cough*

"HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE VISION!"
"Its called life Dib"

"This is my man voice it comes out when im scared!"

"Wow what's that awesome possum dancing game thing over there in the corner of the arcade called?"
"That would have to be Dance Dance Revolution... yeah that's DDR!"

"My sunglasses were 576 dollz bizotch!!"

"When in doubt about the direction life was taking, blame someone else"

"Gorganzola cheese and the worlds finest wine!!"

"Maybe this is about my KEDAHHHH!"

"I CAST HOMOEROTICOUS MAGNIFICUS!...on Darth Leather Tush."

"Nobody expects the Spanish technition!!"

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

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Arrogant, power-hungry, and relentless - I'm a Sadistic Seme! semeuke What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at

Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Least compatible with:Everyone else

Thanks to everyone that favorited, read and reviewed my stories I really appreciate it :D If you haven't read it then read it or else you shall be doomed to an eternity of mooses Mwahahaha! I'm so deliciously evil :D no I'm just kidding... or am I O_o??

My song of the week: Swing Tree Discovery

And now I can't sleep cause I watched that scary ass Korean movie 'White'...

All that read Dangerously In Love, Here is the picture that I thought Kaylee would look like: I do not own this picture because I can't draw AT ALL! I can draw those stick figures with the...sticks...If you draw then send me your own adaptation of Kaylee! I'll link it to my profile!

I love you all who favorite, Alert and Review my stories, THANK YOU!