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This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,408 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4188 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Less Than Forgotten by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto, both troubled with the issues of horrible pasts and terrible problems of the present, are forced into being roommates at the local community college. Will troubles arise or will being forgotten bring these two together in the end? !REMOVED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kisses & Suicide by Dusty Miller reviews
REMOVED A wise man said; "All you need is love." Pff, easier said than done, Old man. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Minato N. - Complete
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
For Naruto, Whenever I May Find Him by kakenshin-sensei reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a cold, bitter teen who has closed himself off from the rest of the world. When a certain blond enters his life, however, he begins to open up once again. High School, AU, NaruxSasu, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 280,610 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's a Nanny's Job by Tandakku reviews
When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody is right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,007 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sharingan Eyes by Sholay reviews
Team 7’s next mission: protect the Bladebreakers on a trip to… Russia? ! An unusual relationship is formed as Kai Hiwatari and Sasuke Uchiha’s lives clash violently over one simple enigma: Kai’s red eyes. Beyblade and Naruto crossover or Xover. NOYAOI. AU
Crossover - Naruto & Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,336 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Kai H.
Love Bites by darkalbino reviews
Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
To Admire the Sinful by Yellow kiwi reviews
Sequel to 'To adore the Hellish'. Will getting back together with Gaara only cause the same problems Naruto had to deal with in high school? Oh no, these problems are on a much bigger and public scale! GaaraNaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,318 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Nostalgia by forbiddenist reviews
“This is the line that marks insanity, Sasuke.” He made a line in the dirt in front of him with his foot. “Cross it.” ItaSasu, NaruSasu, slight GaaSasu. Rated M. Really. Now with Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blinding the Crow by Yellow kiwi reviews
*Discontinued* Words spoken by Itachi promet Sasuke to rethink his revenge. But was Itachi worth saving? Trouble from Konoha and Akastuki soon come Sasuke's way, and he starts to wonder about the emotions that drove him to save his brother. yaoi SasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,264 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hiding in the Open by toastycakes reviews
Naruto's lived his life as a girl ever since his father's death. No one knew his secret. But when Sasuke moves in after his family's murder, it gets harder not to spill the beans. And what happens when his father's murderer is back in town? sasunaru R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,148 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Plastic Cafe by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sequel to When Sounds Become Visual He sold his soul to gain back what was most precious to him. SasuNaru NaruSasu. Yes! It's no longer on hiatus!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,452 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pale Stained Darkness by Wah-Keetcha reviews
The rewrite of Smile Empty Soul! Kai is sent to live with a foster family. He’s a silent, moody and sometimes hostile teen but once among the Granger and Tate home will he change for the better or will what he experienced in the past rule his future?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,233 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kai H.
Six Feet Under by MonkeyCracker reviews
“Do you know who’s buried here?” Naruto asked the black haired boy standing near, who was looking dully at the graves in front of him. “Yeah.” Sasuke answered with a thoughtful expression after a few minutes of silence. “Me.” AU, SasuNaru, ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,237 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Remember the Sun by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke is a young lord and Naruto is his lover... and servant. they've been in love since they were kids, so how do they handle hiding their secret love? WARNIGN: rated m for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,843 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Get It Brother by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Sasuke has a secret that he is not willing to tell and Itachi has a secret that he plans on making true.What is a bored teenage boy like Sasuke to do when his brother comes home drunk one night.how will this change their lives? Uchihacest NejiGaa SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,548 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Price To Pay by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
“Are you sure about this?” the blonde teen stared at the raven man. “Just give me the money, and you can do whatever you want to me. I’ll be yours.” Naruto’s family caught in huge debts, in order to pay it, he sold himself to a rich Uchiha. Yaoi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,170 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Art Of Life by MonkeyCracker reviews
Sasuke could always count only on himself. Objecting his parents will, he decided to pursuit his dreams and concentrate on achieving success. But what will he choose in the end? Career or love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Beastly Callings by darkalbino reviews
When a creepy dark man finds Naruto in an unpleasant predicament, Naruto agrees to let him stay at his house in exchange for a little help. But what Naruto doesn't know is that this man, Sasuke, has a very strange, unexpected secret. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,178 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Cracks in the Sidewalk by 1957 reviews
AU. Naruto's life revolves around music, and he hopes to start a band. Sasuke is a transfer student with a knack for composition and a secret love for rock n' roll. SasuNaru GaaNaru NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Love You, I Need You But I Don't Like You by Roxanne Morinaka reviews
AU,YAOIA story of love, obsession and hate. Warning: this fic gets very dark.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,583 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Kai H., Tala - Complete