What if the bathroom incident didn't happen the same way?

Harry thought going back to school after the war would be relaxing, or at the very least familiar. But life as a war hero, not just a student, is suffocating. Luckily, someone who feels the same way might be able to help him find the room to breathe.

Suddenly, a devious grin spread across Hermione's face. "What about if every time he says something to you, you compliment him?" she pleaded, wanting to see the arrogant blonde's reaction. "Well… But… Ok, fine, for a week, then it's back to the taunts," Harry caved, but began to think of all the strange friendly comebacks he could use. One-Shot DRARRY. F&F R&R Thanks!

A mysterious banner shows up in the Great Hall, sending the castle into a furor of speculation. What is it? Why is it there? What do the tally marks that keep appearing on it mean? What does 'DM' stand for? Pansy is irritated. Hermione is exasperated. Ron is oblivious. Draco is annoyed. Harry is smug. Will the eighth years solve this new riddle?

Draco and Harry are unwilling to reveal the identities of their crushes to their nosy friends. Unfortunately, they share one weakness; a sweet tooth, each possessing total adoration for certain desserts. Even more unfortunately, their lovingly manipulative friends know how to use that to their advantage. Set in eighth year. Fluffety fluff fluff.

Harry Potter is a little bit confused and a lot in denial. And even more an idiot. Luckily, the truth hits him like a ton of bricks (with a little help from Pansy) before his entire 8th year is ruined. Or, Harry Potter is in love with Draco Malfoy, and he really thinks this should bother people more than it does.

Draco thought Potter had it all: friends, fame,luck, no pressure to be someone else. Draco hated him for it. So when he finds him in tears, he uncovers things he'd never expected to be true. And his view of Harry Potter changes dramatically..One-shot.HarryxDraco by the end,rated T b/c. My first real HP fic ever, see authors note. Cover coming soon. Draco POV.

Harry needs an Outstanding in his Potions O.W.L. if he wants to be an Auror. And for that, he needs help. It makes sense he asks the only person Snape would recommend (and who also happens to be his secret crush), right? AU. Ravenclaw!Draco, Slytherin!Harry.

After the war Harry deals with nightmares and shit. he goes back to finish is schooling as an 8th year. Hogwarts has been restored, but not the mindset of students. Harry is still the Gryffindor we know him to be and doesn't even notice the impact he has. Disclaimer? I don't own Harry Potter, duh, but i love it a lot

Fifth-year under Umbridge's reign. Harry and Draco had never been on the same length, but they both hated Umbridge and the shared rebellion forced them together, perhaps closer than either was willing to go. Drarry boy/boy major character death, be warned!

Hogwarts have to show their worst memories to each other, but what will Hermione's be? And why the hell is Draco Malfoy holding Harry Potter's hand? Drarry one-shot. Dark!Harry Slytherin!Harry Dark!Sirius Slash!

This is an expansion of my one-shot, It'll be Okay. You don't have to read it first, it will be in the story. Requested. DMHP Sub/Dom relationship. Slash. Don't like, don't read. Harry thinks a few thinks through, then comes into his creature inheritance. He finds out that he is the dominant mate to one Draco Malfoy. But things are never easy for the boy who lived. post OoP (yr5)

The War is over and it's back to Hogwarts for Harry and his friends to complete their final year, but even though the war is over the world will have to get used to Harry's boyfriend.

Harry's just come out, and Hermione's bringing all these hot men into the common room to try and set him up. But what she doesn't know is that Harry is already taken...

Draco Malfoy is a pureblood born and bred, thankyouverymuch. But then on his sixteenth birthday, someone tells him, "You are not even human," and he knows she's right. Returning to Hogwarts proves hard, harder still with the upcoming war, and even harder when he finds himself plunged into an inheritance he doesn't want. Draco/Harry boy/boy, rated T for now. Draco!Veela Complete

Everybody knew about Soul Marks. The thing was though, that it took until you were eighteen to be marked with yours. Each pair of soulmates would receive a completely unique mark. They could appear anywhere on the body, and if it appears on a typically hidden area, it takes that much more work to find them. Warning: Depression and suicide themes, Eighth-year fic, Slash, EWE

Harry chooses an interesting place to hide when a girl wants him to digest a love potion. Meanwhile, Draco has a dilemma.

Set after Harry hit Draco with Sectumsempra. Harry fixes Draco's wounds himself, but has been feeling something ever since it happened. Fluff, I think. Rated T for Secumsempra, however, the injuries aren't described in detail. I don't own anything.

How Harry and Draco finally came out. Fifth year AU. Drarry. Fluffy.

This is a Drarry fic. Sue me (actually, sue Mancer-it's all your fault, Jafar!). It's set during the Battle of Hogwarts in the Deathly Hallows.

Harry has a confession to make to Ron and Hermione. How will they take the news that their best friend is buddies with Draco Malfoy?

Harry says something to Hermione and from across the hall, they hear Draco laugh. Drarry oneshot fluff

Set Fourth Year: Draco and Harry have a little time to themselves. *Short Fluff* *Established Relationship*

AU after OOTP, HPDM. In the wake of the Dark Lord's death and the destruction of the Horcrux inside Harry, both Harry and Draco are trying to figure out who they are. Fiveshot. COMPLETE.

GoF. The 'Potter Stinks' badges just aren't enough, Draco decides to get under Potter's skin throughout their 4th year with the cheesiest, most cringe-worthy pick up lines going. The only problem is, now Potter is playing along. And that's pretty damn hot! Dedicated to FanofBelleandEdward.

On the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry finds himself on the balcony of the astronomy tower, thinking about all those who were now lost and the grave decision he made 365 days ago. Now he's contemplating on whether or not he made the right decision. Did he? They all say 'I know' but they don't. How can they know when no one even bothers to understand? Enter Draco.

Lavender Brown, the biggest gossip at Hogwarts, knew a secret that could possibly ruin one of the best things in Harry's life after the war. Harry/Draco [AO3 tags: fluff, secret relationship, Hogwarts Eighth Year]

Draco's trying, but he's not a changed man yet. At least he's got Harry to keep him steady. (Written for the Hogwarts University Competition).

After a wonderful night and soon to be wonderful morning, Draco and Harry realize that they have put their secret relationship in near jeopardy when the boys awaken later then they thought. MUCH LATER. Luckily, when the two reach breakfast everything seems to be safe and normal. That is until Harry realizes a crucial mistake the boys made. [COMPLETE ONE-SHOT] Draco x Harry

The morning after a night of Draco and Harry's escapades, in rush of being late for class, Harry grabbed and wore the wrong set of colors. It just so happened that his most hated teacher was the first to inform him.

Harry and Draco come out to the whole school that they are together and one person doesn't react how they expected…

The Agape Potion promises to help find a person's soul mate, and while Harry knows whom he wishes it could be, there's no way it could be true. Or so he thinks. Written for HP Concrit Fest Harry/Draco soulmate!fic

After the war, Harry Potter became friends with Draco Malfoy, but while his two best friends were away looking for the Grangers, Harry and Draco became more than friends. Warning, slash, strong language, mpreg.

All Saints' Eve is full of surprises this year at Hogwarts. Ron Weasley might not be happy about it. Just a little bit.

"Are you sure about that? Do you really not have anything to say to me?" "I -er- no." He stammered. He was panicking, avoiding my eyes and blushing. Of course I couldn't count on a Slytherin to be brave... ### Harry receives some love letters, and knows they are from Malfoy. How are their feelings going to evolve? HPDM. Harry's POV.

Confused, Ron can't seem to wrap is tiny little brain around the idea that Harry's gay...and some snakes have a bit of an "accident." Previously a one-shot, but I just doubled it. Second bit is only Draco and Harry.

Harry finds himself having an unexpected encounter in the library. Oneshot. Slash.

Ron wants to start playing Quidditch again, and Hermione thinks it would be a great way to get everyone working together. Harry will only agree to play if Malfoy does.

Draco hates everything about Potter, especially how warm and pliable the boy's lips are, and how it feels like he's drunk when their lips part. (first kiss, some swearing, Draco's p.o.v.)

When Harry confides a secret to an invisible stranger, the results are far more incredible than he could have ever imagined. Oneshot. Slash. TRIGGER WARNING: mentions of self harm.

Seamus and Dean have been together for seven months when Seamus decides to tell him mother about their relationship. Things go awry and Seamus realizes that he'll have Dean forever and always. Hella fluffy. Deamus with a little Drarry.

Draco/Harry. Harry and Draco never agree on a time, but whenever Harry steps into the disused classroom on the fifth floor at sundown, he would find Draco perch on the window sill, reading a book or staring at the sky.

Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin and is in love with his best friend, Draco Malfoy. Voldemort and Draco's father will attempt to use this to the dark side's advantage in the up and coming war.

The Quidditch match between Slytherin and Ravenclaw ends abruptly, when a curse that came from the Slytherin bleachers, hit the Slytherin chaser. Draco is left behind in the field and Harry rushes to his side, finding him shocked and bitter, as everyone in the school is commenting on how the Slytherins are now "attacking their own".

It's less than a month before their OWLs and yet Harry is up late, walking around the castle, ignoring the fact that he is risking to get caught... Well, he does get caught. By a certain young Slytherin...

Harry stalked after Malfoy, intent on demanding answers and verification of this theories pertaining to the cursing of Katie Bell and the poison that had almost led to the death of his best friend, Ron, but as he rounded the corner, following Malfoy into the boys bathroom he was met with a sight which changed things drastically; Draco Malfoy was crying. SLASH. Drarry. Snogging. M?

When the Slytherins reveal Draco's crush on Harry, everything changes. Hermione and Ginny set out to help Draco get Harry, and in the process suspect that Draco might have more than a crush. Harry attempts to prove that the whole thing is hoax, only to find out that Slytherins aren't all that bad. Could it be that "Evil" was always just a trick of the light?

Once called 'Trapped under the Mistletoe', now rewritten! It's winter, fifth year students are finishing their exams, and Ron wants to bring some Christmas spirit to Hogwarts! With the help of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, the school is full of traps, spells and mistletoes. Turning round a corner, Harry Potter runs into someone... Will Harry find the love of his life?. HPDM. Enjoy!

Harry Potter and his friends return to Hogwarts after the war to complete their education. Harry notices that Draco Malfoy is quite not himself. Harry's attempts to find out what happened to Draco after the war eventually lead him to falling in love with the Slytherin boy. WARNING: CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT!

It's Bruce and Joker and their eternal dance. Batman/Joker slash.

AU. Same characters, different interactions, different decisions. Senju because of Naruto's beliefs. Maybe Harem definitely NaruXHina, cancelled due to a need to rewrite. will but name of rewrite here once i have the first chapter up. Cancelled

MPreg. Flamers 'n Haters be gone. KakuHida! Orochimaru gives Hidan something strange... Now he's having pains in the pelvic region! Formerly called 'KakuHida'.

Until Feb 2013! I have challenged myself to write as many Akatsuki yaoi shorts as possible within my anual Valentine weekends. There are quite a few pairings. Mature for language and smut in later entries. Review please?

Oneshot. Do Not Own. Naruto's first steps were up the wall and across the ceiling. Of course, the boy still wants to become the Hokage some day, but how would having that extra bit of control change things? Maybe...

Continuation of Twins. Read the story to learn more. Oh and there will be Yaoi in later chapter along with a yaoi harem so you have been warned.

The day of his fifth birthday Naruto meets the Kyuubi only to find out that they are brothers. what will the future hold for this pair of twins.

Based on a pic of mine on dA. This couple seems a bit lacking in the fluff, no? Well, one fateful day, Hidan is gone but a child is left in his place. What will Kakuzu do to bring his partner back to proper age? Rated for Language... Yaoi is involved.

Kisame/Itachi Fluff based on a dA picture. Kisame is led to a playground and learns something about the Uchiha's childhood.

A request - SasoKonan minor to SasoDei; also has KH... my usual pairings are bound to show. AU & YAOI is Inevitable. Sasori has a girlfriend he pays little attention to especially upon meeting some hot blonde. Which will Sasori choose? Paper or Bomb

KisaIta! Yaoi. Nothing Mature. AARON'S GRAVEYARD! scrapped

Main: SasoDei followed by KakuHida. How did Hidan come to join Akatsuki? What did Deidara do before Sasori and Kisa and Ita came to him? Sasori and Deidara struggle with a little prob of the Blonde's. Hidan and Kakuzu reawaken a long-felt crush. MATURE!

BatmanxJoker The Joker is hurt and Batman has no choice but to take him in. Why is he putting his life at risk for a man who has only caused pain? “Get your trench coat and toss me the red lipstick baby, let’s do our scene.” STILL BEING UPDATED.

Batman was always denying himself. He had settled on Bruce having a life and Batman being Gotham’s protector. But not tonight. Batman was going to go against everything for this one moment, this one chance… With the Joker. BatmanxJoker

“Red…” The Joker whispered into Batman’s ear. “What a lovely color on you.” Batman closed his eyes and bit harshly down on his bottom lip. “I want your heart, not your life.” The Joker’s fingers trailed softly over the Bat Symbol. “Give it to me.” BxJ

So here we go again. Why do I do this? Over and over again I chase you. I fall for you every time, I try not to. You make me fall for you without even trying. BatmanxJoker songfic.