LilacRavenclaw
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Joined 02-18-11, id: 2755607, Profile Updated: 06-15-12
Author has written 6 stories for Young Justice, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, and Portal.

Um, well, hi. This is LilacRavenclaw, and um, yeah..so... I wrote a million bajillion fanfics on paper, hoping that someday somebody would publish it... as a sequel or something along those lines. My cousin (whose pen name I don't know) is also on here and persuaded me to join the site. I have two good cats and one VERY evil cat who might be appearing in a fanfic... and I have a dog who's a Lab-boxer. So yay. - I also have two other friends on fanfic (all my friends are on fanfic) and their pen names are RememberMeKindly and alexclaire13.

I love writing depressing stuff, and I'm pretty good at writing, if I do say so myself.

No gay pairings (that I write/read, but if it's legit or canon, I'm okay with that), but here are some couples I love with all my heart:

Waltemis: Mmmm... My favorite Young Justice couple... Wally, the cute and playful ginger that has a sense of humor the size of the Milky Way galaxy... Artemis, the serious and dark archer, who will help anyone in need... They bicker, they quarrel, they fight... BUT WE ALL KNOW THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!!! Tee-heee...

Robin/Zatanna: My second favorite YJ couple. We all know it's a canon couple. The writers may or may not be denying it.

BBRae: They compliment each other perfectly... Raven, the dark and mysterious empath... Beast Boy, the jokester of the group, a shape-shifter... We all know they've got broken hearts aplenty due to Terra *growls* and Malchior *growls deeper*... So why don't they just DATE EACH OTHER ALREADY??????

DawnxPaul: Another one of those couples that compliment each other... Paul, the dark and harsh trainer, who's had more than enough pain... Dawn, the bright and happy contestant, who's always there to lend a hand...

RobRae: The dark and light clash together in these two... Robin, who's been in the shadow of Batman for a while, a dark and mysterious but serious boy who's much too deep for Starfire *growls*... Raven, the dark and mysterious empath that has a cloaked past...

Generator Rex x Circe: Ohhh... They're just so CUTE together! :3 While I normally don't like these kinds of couples, this one's the exception! Rex, the evo that doesn't know who he is but is always willing to lend a hand to anyone in need... Circe, the confused Siren who's decided that her home is with Van Kleiss, but will help out Rex if it means that he'll be alive by the end of the day... MWAWWWWW!!!

No Mary Sues for me! Which is very possibly why I hate Starfire and Terra with such a passion... Miss Martian's fine, as long as she doesn't go for Wally... which would make me and quite a few others really angry... and you don't want to see me when I'm angry. Kudos bar and a sugar cookie to whoever figures out where that's from!

If you haven't noticed yet (very possible), I love sugar cookies and caramel. Unfortunately, can't have that now... :(.

I love Skillet, TFK, Gred and Forge, and a whole load of other bands and singers. Whoever tickles my fancy at the moment.

Stereotypes make me want to punch something. Copy and paste if you feel the same way.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch...
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST be snarky
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I'm a FEMALE who is good at all guy sports so I MUST be a tomboy
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST hate Jewish people.
I'm a Republican, so I MUST hate gays.

I'm IN GIFTED, so I MUST think that people who aren't in gifted are below me in any way

I like CLASSICAL MUSIC AND OPERA, so I MUST be old-fashioned

I like HARD ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a delinquent that spends my spare time doing illegal things

I have ASPERGER'S (which is on the Autism scale, btw), so I MUST be stupid and have no independence or I MUST be trying to cover up my problems with a diagnosis

I have ADHD, so I MUST just be vying for attention

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think that all other religions are wrong, and that atheists are evil

I'm a GAMER, so I MUST be anti-social and play games 24-7 without regard to anything else and have acne all over my face

I'm a CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST think liberals are evil, hate gays, and be a racist, bigoted, generally unpleasant person

I FEEL SYMPATHY FOR GLaDOS, so I MUST be an evil, sadistic/masochistic person

I'm CYBERSCHOOLED, so I MUST be anti-social, hate the world, be awkward around my public school peers, and be too stupid for "normal" schooling

I KNOW LATIN, so I MUST be old-fashioned, enjoy learning things with no purpose, and hate the English language

I WANT TO GO INTO SCIENCE AS A CAREER, so I MUST be a nerd

Bye! Have fun now!

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The Unfortunate Discovery of Marissa Roberts by Korekara reviews
When GLaDOS scans her databases, she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,627 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Of Evil Plot Bunnies and Hot Characters by BeginningTheREVOLUTION reviews
What do you get when you cross 7 authors experiencing writer's block and 15 clueless characters? CHAOS and a Fanfiction story! Never forget about the quest and adventure! READ LATEST CHAPTER: NOW BEING REWRITTEN IN THE REDUX.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,392 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
In The Grave by Adoglover5 reviews
"You might want to breathe slowly, or you could simply put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, or anyway you want…You're going to die down here Baby Flash"
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,149 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Antagonizing Voldy by candelight reviews
Torment: to afflict with great bodily or mental suffering; pain. Let us all leave a touch or so of this said torment upon our dearest Voldy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010
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sarah in aperture: A commentary reviews
I found this while snooping around for something that involved Wheatley. Unfortunately, this is the My Immortal of Portal, so I've decided to raise awareness and do a commentary! BE CAUTIOUS. CONTAINS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF MARY-SUE.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Wheatley's story reviews
We all know about GLaDOS's story well, the bare bones of it anyways , but what about Wheatley? What's his story? My take on our cute spherical friend's backstory. T for minor swearing of the UK variety. It contains Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Spider reviews
The team has found a young assassin, who was told to kill Bruce Wayne by a mysterious man who has identified himself only as "J". PLOT HAS BEEN CHANGED SLIGHTLY. THERE IS NO MORE TRIANGLE LOVE. I HAVE INCLUDED ROBIN/ZATANNA, BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH AWESOME.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy
A smile goes a long way reviews
If you haven't seen the episode Kid's Stuff from Justice League Unlimited, don't read, you won't understand. Diana and Bruce FINALLY get together, and then I send them to another time. I also sent Rose, my clone, in there. Insanity may ensue.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Wonder Woman
Insanity of the triumvirate reviews
Horror because of the murder being planned. Someone is insane in the safe Red Kingdom... DOWN WITH THE BLOODY RED QUEEN! T for murder. *hums*
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims