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Okay, so she lost a bet. Too bad for her that the penalty for losing is asking the rather fearsome Heiwajima Shizuo out on a date; and for an easily frightened girl who's always crying over something, this probably won't be easy. Raijin days, Shizuo x OC.

Spend the Holidays with Sakura and the Akatsuki!This includes Christmas and Halloween!even Itachis b-day!funny and romantic with every Akatsuki and Sakura pairing! MadaSaku PeinSaku HidaSaku so on! Every holiday will be included summery sucks read review!

AU. What if the Akatsuki never exsisted, would things change for Naruto and everyone else? Or would it stay the same. Which is hard to believe when your own senseis are the Akatsuki! This year at the Chuunin Exams will be VERY intresting. Many pairings!

I fought him two years ago, but now he's back! With his feelings back on full force, will he be willing to chage or stay the cold person he was?... I'm Sakura Haruno and this is the Story of my Life... after I met him,of course XD

Sasori is revived by Lady Chiyo, and gets a second chance at being human, but he ends up as Sakura's captive. However when a simple mission turns out to be the longest mission Sakura's ever had, what will happen along the way?

Erika Is look for any possible yaoi in Ibbejuro, So she decides to investigate her favorite pairing, which she believes is real, Shizaya. Will she be dissapointed or will she find some new fandoms

Haruno Sakura has fallen victim to the desires of a man born of loneliness and cruelty.

Amaya is a member of the akatsuki, the only problem is, that she doesn't want to be. While in the Akatsuki, horrible things happened to her, but she still maintained her heart of gold. Old story, written about 3 years ago. So shut up about it.

Izaya is hit with vending machine and possesses a printer...

Sakura's mom hates her everyday sakura tries her best to make her mom smile at her. Deidara is Sakura's first love and first jerk, Sasori is her dance tutor, and Hidan is the one boy who can find her no matter where she hides HidaSaku DeiSaku SasoSak

"Mom... Ar-Are angels...Pink?"

Stories and secrets of Konoha, dreams and whispers, tears and laughter. A collection of drabbles, mostly Tsu/Jir but there are others. Daily Update, completed.

My first story. Overused cliches, large harem that makes no sense, horrible lemons, stupid emo duckbutt sausegay-teme-chan-kun bashing. All of this and more expected here. Give it a read if you feel like it.

After killing Naraku, InuYasha and the crew set out to kill the rest of his followers. But after a mountain mistake, The only other option is for her to run. Well, her and her unborn kid that is. R&R please!

There's plenty of humans in Ikebukuro. They lead such normal lives in reality, at least, that's what they think, so does Asako Inuoe, a bar manager in love with one of the city's strongest men. Hopelessly in love. Shizuo x OC

Shizuo feels guilty about his feelings for his brother while Kasuka craves his brother's love more than oxygen. A bit romantic, a bit angsty, a lot BL although nothing too graphic . Rated T for language and romance

Who knew that one little MP3 player could bring two polar opposite people together? Series of short bits depicting a new take on Sasuke and Sakura's relationship, starting with him bringing her the best gift she could have ever received.

What would Sasuke do for a tomato? According to Sakura, He'd do just about anything.

Drabble. All he can do is wait and pray.

This is how I feel the Battle between Sakura and Sasori should have ended...Fair warning this is only my second story.

Kakuzu subjects a pushy Hidan to a rather cheerful children's television program as payback. Crackfic.

What happens when Sasori forgets Sakura's birthday and she starts ignoring him. How far will he go to get his doll to forgive him? "Costume rentals what can i get you?" "Do you have an adult size Pinocchio costume?"

Hidan and Deidara butted heads from the moment they met. They had nothing in common… or so they thought… Rated for Hidan's swearing.

The ongoing story of Ino and Shikamaru throughout thier lives until death. ShikaIno. Familyfic.

Sakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames! New chapter FINALLY up.

Kasuka Heiwajima is a big star; as his alias Yuhei Hanejima. Despite is stardom, he's actually quiet a reserved man. He's also fallen in love with his best friend since childhood: You. Shizuo had enough of his beating-around the bush. HOWEVER...

ItachiXOC AU

Shizuo manages to seriously hurt Izaya, sending him to the hospital. He is convinced the information broker is up to something.

In which Izaya has cross-dressing tendencies, and Kida is scarred for life.

Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!

What happens when Sasuke decides to come back to Konoha? And Sai starts to realize he has feelings for Sakura? bad at summaries. SaixSaku One-shot. Rated M for language.

Sakura gets a mission to explore a non-existent house, but what happens when the house itself locks her in and later the akatsuki members, and is the house making them crazy? Rated M for language.

Hidan meets Sakura and falls in love with the way she hits him. Fluffy ish one shot. Alot of Language almost too much for me to write.

Characters from different animes meet in the Akatsuki's chat room.

The power is out at the akatsuki base. what happens there when there's no power or mission?

A young Sasuke goes through a stage where he pretends to be a doctor-with Itachi as his patient.

Involving: Haruno Sakura!/ In their world, the underground world, there are no rules. Freedom is everywhere. So carry it along with you and don't get lost. Because war is happening and one mistake...could leave you dying. BAM. Shizuo-Sakura

Hinata loves honesty. She loves simple pleasures. Kakuzu loves money. He loves simple practicality. He puts up with the tumor on his arm because she's cheap. Wait, what? /HinaKaku/ Major AU. Major Crack. Oneshot? Changed to 'M' for LEMON-Y GOODNESS.

Sango decides to give Miroku a taste of his own medicine…

Hidan made a deal with Kisame. To make Sakura his girlfriend. But will the pink haired girl fall for him? Or will he have to pay Kisame the 100 bucks?

Shinra tries to make Shizuo and Izaya make amends over a nice plate of toast made using his fancy new toaster. DRRR/Kuroshitsuji crossover. Total and complete crack. Lolsuckysummary. Ch. 4 is now untz-ing minds everywhere.

"Food Fight?" These two words changed everything...Especially when the pedovan,dancing penguins,and Scooby Doo appeared.

Well the Akatsuki make to the real world through a pudding portal, cause Hidan pissed off a witch. When they get 2 the World they find things are not as they seem. fangirls have to get them back to their world. Rated for Hidan, suggestions, and voilence.

It's more than just a little cold. Shizaya Fluff!

Enjoy a civilized discussion on the nature and workings of art with Konan, Deidara, Sasori, and Sai. A talk show parody which just happens to be a one-shot.

Nothing ever dies so easily as all that. Even if a bug is killed, it leaves behind billions of bacteria. Set after Hidan and Kakuzu's 'deaths.' Ino/Kakuzu Yes, you read that right. Non-pairing.

With the help of Deidara, Hidan tries to take Itachi on as the most angst-fueled member. Epic fail! Angst parody is a win though. Pain, Konan and Sasori as the judges of angst appeal. Who will be the most angsty memeber?

Hidan x OC One-shot! "Hidan help! Something grabbed me and it won't let go!" Kimi yelled as she continued to hit the perpetrator."That's me you idiot!" Hidan yelled back, but twice as loud."then let go of me or I'll fall agai-" Thud! "Oww..."

OneShot// Because even an Uchiha could succumb to the awesomeness of Selena Gomez. SasuSaku

He'd realized it, of course, after their third meeting. Hours, days, years, it didn't matter; in the end the immortal will always win. One-shot. Death-fic. Please read and review.

Gift fic for Pixie. Sesshomaru is sick and little Rin-chan knows exactly what'll make him feel better.

Hidan was immortal, but this didn’t make him immune. Down in the dumps with a cold, guess who’s the ‘good boy’ to take care of him? Hidan and Tobi friendship Crack!fic rated T for Hidan's dirty mouth D:

Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.