Hi!

I love to read books. duh...

My favorite’s books are Harry Potter of course.

I enjoy the noncannon couples

Like Hermione/Remus etc. Not so much Ron. I think he's a little wimpy to be with Hermione to be honest but I won't bash him in my stories, unless of course the fic calls for it.

I, gryffindors.dark.angel, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, popularity, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

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I need a beta so anyone please I desperately need one that will put up with me , I have got two stories that i'm currently working on and just need some one to see if I've spelt everything correctly and that the are no grammar errors

i will be going on a temporary hiatus, sorry it's just that I've got a lot going on at the moment and when i write i want that to be the only thing on my mind

I DON'T LIKE:

-When Harry is portrayed as weak and sniveling and girl-like. If you're going to write slash, write slash, damnit. I know this is fanfiction, but I can't stand it when people actually want Harry to act like he needs to be protected all the time and he can't do anything for himself, and cries whenever something scares him. I'd prefer if we stuck with Harry's actual (and incredibly sexy) personality, in which he is strong, impulsive, has a temper-problem, and likes it rough... actually I made up that last part, but I could see it, couldn't you? lol.

-I don't like it when Albus is portrayed as manipulative and conniving. There are a select few fics that I'll accept because they were well-written and had a great plot-line otherwise, but Albus is pretty much my favorite character in the books. What's not to like? He's funny, powerful, protective, cares a lot about Harry, and he's all-knowing. I love him. And he's not dead. It was only a flesh wound.

-When I read chapters that are only 500 words long. My definition of a chapter is at least 2,500 words, unless it's just that good.

-if you're going to flame me, please follow these simple rules. Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't say it mean. I'm not saying you need to be sugar coating everything. I write in real life as well and get plenty of constructive criticism, but at least offer some real advice on how I can make it better. thank you, graias.

(the bold above was taken from azzie adams,simply because i agree 110% with was he says)

Fave pairings:

Harry potter

Remus/Hermione

Harry/Hermione

Sirius/Hermione

Draco/Hermione

Draco/Harry

Sirius/Remus

Fred/George/Hermione

Least Fave

Hermione/snape

Hermione/Ron

Ginny/Harry

Ginny/anyone else (maybe Neville)

Fave

Twilight

Not really sure…

Csi

Cathy /grissom

Cross-over

HP +twilight

Fave

Harry/Edward

Hermione/Edward

Hermione/Jasper

Harry/Jasper

Hermione/Emmett (even though I haven’t seen that many)

Hermione/Carlisle

Harry/Carlisle

HP + x-men

Fave

Harry/Logan

or harry logan gambit

HP + pirates of the Caribbean

Fave

Will/Harry

Jack/Harry

If any one has any suggestions on some good fanfics let me know

OMW my newest favorite is harry/riddic pairing, sexy much!!

About me

Star Sign-Gemini

Quotes-

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge

Just friends, yeah that phrase kills me

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you chuck it hard enough

Of course I’m gonna drive…..i'm too drunk to walk

Caution there is water on the road after it rains

“Officer, I swear to drunk i’m not god”

Cinderella shows that anew pair of shoes can change your life

Slinky…escalators….unlimited possibilities

Alright god…..surprise me

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup And SHIT a better argument than that

HARRY POTTER: because we all secretly cried when we didn’t get our acceptance letters to Hogwarts(x)

I stopped fighting my inner demons; we’re on the same side now

Be optimistic…all the people you hate are eventually going to die

333 half evil

Hey Edward Cullen ...Lady gaga called she wants her body glitter back

When nothing goes right….go left

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

My Hobbies & Interests- Swimming, writing fiction, shopping, sleeping, and dancing like there's no tomorrow, eating…..ummm and reading... A LOT. Hiking, horse riding, Latin dancing.

Things I Love In Life: My family and friends, Johnny Depp, Draco Malfoy, messy Art lessons, clean quiet beaches, laughing, food, good music, South African sunsets, nature and the out doors

Things I Hate In Life: losing friends, homework, public toilets, global warming. Cold weather

Nick name: Mickey, MJ, Mickey Mouse

Country: sunny SA

Siblings: used to be 4 but my oldest bro pasted away

Favorite Colors: Green, Turquoise, Silver, black, Gold, Scarlet... A lot, in general :)

Favorite Animal Panther! ... No, wait... if it’s mythical a silver or golden dragon or ice phoenix

Favorite Fruit: orange

Favorite Food: Thai, some Chinese foods, and anything covered in chocolate

Favorite Subject: English, Art, Math’s and sometimes accounting

Favorite books: Harry potter… duh, twilight: saga, molly moon, Meg Cabot, The Bone Garden, So Little Time, R. L. Stine…and a whole bunch more

Favorite Films: HP 1-3, Bridgette Jones, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Madagascar1&2, Independence Day, Spirit, Ice Age 1-3, Alien vs. Predator, Stardust, The Black Stallion, Lorenzo's Oil, Ice age 1, Black Beauty, One Missed Call, Aliens, White Chicks.

Series: New Adventures of Old Christine, Friends, 2 and a half men, Survivor, Prison Break , Official Law & Order, How I Met Your Mother, Bones

Favorite Games & music: Chuck Berry, Black Eyed Peas, Last Bout, AKON, Prime Circle, Shakira, Locnville, ABBA, Bryan Adams…basically anything depending on my mood

Poems

I'm in love but not with you
Roses are red violets are blue.
I'm in love but not with you.
Why didn't you tell me from the start.
Instead of going around breaking my heart.
You told your friends how you made me cry.
Why I told your girlfriend how you full of lies.
Yeah you can go around saying how you played me.
But what goes around comes around boy you'll see.
Yes I got a knew boyfriend and he's nothing like you.
And yes I'm in love but not with you.

I Tried to Tell You
I tried to tell you I love you
but the words were hard to find.

I'm always thinking about you
you're the only one on my mind.

Oh why do I act so shy forever hiding my face
I should learn to laugh and not to cry put yourself in my place.

There were times I tried to kiss you but something told me no.
You wanted me to hold you but I

kept letting you go.
I'm afraid that I am not the guy

you've searched for all these years.
I will kindly leave now don't you cry

try to hold back your tears.
It's been so long I haven't seen you

for quite awhile
When I think of how we me met it only

brings back your smile.
I remember when I held you then and

told you we'd never part
I loved you then I love you now and

I'll hold you in my heart.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, Cold-Sorrow80, Tenka15, Straight-Up-Flippy-Angel, Daimond-Butterfly-, Strawberry9212, mahalo4ursupport, Friesenator, Kitsune of the fire rose, Blinded-Kit, Gryffindors.dark.angel

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

( u u )
(")_(")

This is his brother. Copy and paste Rabbit into your profile to help him stop world demoliton

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Man we screwed up this time!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying shoulder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drinks the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost

Um...so...yeah. I suck at writing my own profiles. :D

NB! polls will close on 2 november

Number your 12 favorite Harry Potter Characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions below

1.Remus

2.McGonagall

3.Dumbledore

4.snape

5.Hermione

6.Ron

7.Draco

8.Harry

9.Sirius

10.Charlie

11.George

12.Fred

Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven Fanfic before- ewwwww nooooooo?

2) Do you think Four is hot? Not really maybe the way I imagined him in the book

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Well I don’t see how that would happen, I mean boys don’t really have….ya

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah lots

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No…aw man mental images *runs clutching eyes*

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Both!! :D

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Well I think anyone would puke then cry while running to go hang them selves

8) Make a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic

“Well my boy back again” eyes twinkling behind his half-moon spectacles

“It wasn’t my fault”

9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? I’m sure there is, haven’t read any

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic? Pranks and blond jokes

11) What title would you give if Four wanted to de-flower One? EWWWWW MENTALLL IMAGE BLEHHHHH

12) Would anyone on your friends list read Two/Four/Five? I should hope not

13) What would Ten scream at a moment of great passion? DRAGONS lol jk

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Seven and Eight, what song would you use? Ummm…. no doubt - total hate or the dramatics-thin line between love and hate

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Incest and were wolf!! beware slash ahead

16) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? Ah Minnie you’re looking particularly intimidating today or I can Transfigure into your Prince Charming

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A few days ago

18) What is Six's super secret kink?He loves to be tied to lampposts...naked

19) If Three and Seven got together who tops?Ewwwww grossssssss draco lol

20) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?

Remus and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Sirius suddenly runs off with Snape. Remus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with George and a brief unhappy affair with Fred, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Dumbledore

Title: alarming relationships

21) How would you feel if Seven and Eight were canon? Yay!!!!! Hot gay sex between two sexy boys

22) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober? Yeah, drunk,... very drunk

I,Gryffindors.dark.angle, do solemnly swear to review all fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

(To join the Review Revolution simply copy and paste the above into your profile and then do your bit and review the fics you read. It's only fair. And if you don't, Karma will come and bite you on the ass.)

-(Not that I actually do this unfortunately, but it is a nice sticker, and anyone else who is actually serious about this pact can just take it off my profile conveniently. I'm a bad reviewer...)

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Being tolerant, understanding, and loving is not wrong...no matter who someone loves

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."

I am the gay male student that had to switch to another high school on my senior year, because I told my teachers that I was gay. One said that I was going to hell, the other wanted to cure me.

I am the person that cannot act/be themselves in fear of what others will think of me and if they will accept me.

I am your best friend, the same person you grew up with, and told your secrets too. The person you can't talk to anymore, because my partner is a woman.

I am the daughter and best friend, the girl you raised and loved. Now you won't talk to me because I shattered your dreams of ever having children, and you are afraid of how to tell your friends about me and not be embarrassed.

I am the person, with the same fears, hurts, needs and wants as you. I bleed, I breathe, I understand, I live...With our hearts open and our eyes closed we are all the same people. Living life the best way we know how, with what we have been given.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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25 REASONS I LOVE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

stolen from L.S Donova's profile

We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

(Stolen Lina03 who stole it from mandy-san's profile)

THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT REVIEWS!! I solomly swear i will get off my lazy ass and write the next chapter to the last ball and my other fics, and if any one wants to see what hermiones dress looks like or how alex and her mom look(and her family tree) don't hesitate to message me or email me XD XD