What up, bitches.

Now that I have my inner Santana Lopez out of the way...hey. I'm a college kid who's got an unhealthy emotional investment with the characters of Glee and feels the need to pick apart their personalities and lives, which makes my friends think I'm crazy. Enter Glee fanFiction. I was really embarrassed by the concept at first, especially the smut...but now I love every dirty bit of it, EXCEPT stories with horrible punctuation, spelling, and plot. But don't we all?

While I love Harry Potter, I'm not going to associate a series I became obsessed with in second grade with the level of smut here...mmm, smut.

As you can see, avid Puckleberry shipper...and by that, I mean in ffnet world, sadly. I love them on the show but after "Need You Now" they pretty much stopped giving me hope, and I fear that it would fuck with Glee's continuity even more if she went back to Puck for something other than using him. Sniffle. So I do like canon Finchel (am I used the phrase canon right? God I'm new at this stuff...), but Puckleberry chemistry is hot hot hot and the stories work so well due to their parental relationships, polarizing personalities, and hot Jew status.

Couples I dig:

Puckleberry

Finchel

Quinn and somebody new...

Cohen Chang Squared, as much as I liked Tartie

Bartie AND Brittana... if no Bartie I just wish Brittany could apologize for cheating on him and not realizing Santana's manipulation and and and (rants on forever...ignore me please)

KLAINE!

I actually like the idea of Luck a lot...Zizes is amazing, and I hate anybody that thinks shows have a certain "quota" for "fat people." If so, do we have a quota for skinny people? Uh, no, apparently not...too bad they use Luck to shunt BOTH of them to the background.

Samcedes YEAH! Though had they given him a personality or, I don't know, a third line, Mattcedes could've been awesome.

Jesse St. James and his right hand... and his hair gel bottle. He gets three, I'm so generous.

Wemma. Not too passionate about these old folks anymore, haha.

Evanberry, at least in ffnet world, thanks to one Tarafina's awesome fics.

Couples I want Puck to punch, and that's mostly so I can check out the guns, because really I'm a pacifist..

Quinn and Finn/Sam/Puck. She was a huge bitch to each and every one of these boys and never made it up to any of them, so, uh, fuck that. give her back all the character development I thought she was going to have at the end of season 1, give her a new boy (or girl if you wanna shake it up) that can humble her the way Sam could have, and we got a plotline. YEAH!

KURTOFSKY. Hell to the no. There's forgiveness, there's friends, and then there's Stockholm Syndrome...

St. Berry = gag.

I've clearly invested too much time in this...I'll edit/whine later. STORY POSTING TIME!

Updates: I had an interesting dream that involved a hot, albeit PG-13 hookup with...Mike Chang?! So I think I'm gonna work him into a sexual frenzy...I mean, a story. Yay characters who need actual plotlines on the show!

8/18/2011: Just posted the Quinn and Brittana story as promised (but way late...sorry about the real life thing getting in the way! and thinking up a new Evanberry plot courtesy of mockingjay-x ...check out her stuff, it's all awesome!