We are a highly efficient, top-secret, government-trained, cake-eating crack team of two.

So, this is a joint account, because two of us got sad that nobody was writing the stuff we wanted to read. So we pad out unloved fandoms, write for rarepairs and create the most offensive angst we possibly can, amongst other things*.

srs bsns.

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saland findles not included.

She says this because she wrote a Salad Fingers slashfic. If it's not the only one on here it's certainly the first.
She is ashamed, and I am amused.

YOU DARED ME TO!