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Hey, I'm Sarah!

I love so much music your head would EXPLODE. Although I’m not close-minded to any style of music, my music taste mostly consists of the indie and metal genres. Some indie bands off the top of my head are Bloc Party, Cold War Kids, I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness, The Mars Volta, At The Drive In, Franz Ferdinand, and last but not least, Kaiser Chiefs. Some metal ones are Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Judas Priest, Sex Pistols, Misfits, OLD Metallica, and Megadeth.

From my taste in music and my style, I guess you can call me a punker. But I really am against any stereotypes people have of me. I love classic novels. I write really good English essays. I'm an honor roll student. Ah, it's late at night and I'm rambling. And sounding conceited. Apologies. As I've said, I am a "classic novels" type of girl. Favorites include The Scarlet Letter, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Tess of the d'Urbervilles, The Count of Monte Cristo, and Pride and Prejudice. I also like the "A Great and Terrible Beauty" series, the "Uglies" series (yeah, usually not a sci-fi kinda girl but the series is really good!), and brace yourself: law journals.

Yes, law journals. If you don't know what they are, they're basically magazines about law and cases across the nation. Sounds boring right? That's most people's first impression but no, actually, since I am hoping to become a lawyer, I'm FASCINATED. I’d like to think I'm rather mature for my age. But yeah, I'm pretty set on becoming a lawyer: I'm in my school's Mock Trial team too! In case you didn't know what THAT was: it's basically a lawyer club/competition, where you do everything like you would for a real trial (ex: open statements, direct examinations, cross examinations, closing arguments, etc...) but the case is more condensed and shorter because we're in HIGH SCHOOL. Basically, I very literally compare Mock Trial to being a real lawyer. The coaches (which are lawyers) say so too. And we go to court wearing suits and all to present our case in front of an actual judge. Hah, apparently serious lawyer aspirations and a heavy metal girl don't usually go together huh?

And only one more thing to go over. People have asked me why I don’t write anything. The answer? Although I’m not afraid of what people will think (well, that’s exactly what I am afraid of but there’s more to it), I am more concerned with originality. My grammar’s pretty decent and all, but I want to write a story that’s different, more original than others. I don’t want to be another boring writer. When I get inspired, be it by another writer, or what someone’s said, or by listening to music; I’ll write. But until then, I’m rather content with to just help other writers brainstorm and get over their writer’s block. So I'm basically a beta who doesn't meet the "stories" requirement, haha.

April 2010: I'd also like to ask for story recommendations! For my regular correspondents, you know that I have not been on fanfiction.net in a LONG time. As such, my favorites only consist of the stories I read during my brief brief BRIEF Twilight phase in late 2007. Any other great stories would be greatly appreciated!

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When the Moon Fell in Love with the Sun by Mejhiren reviews
"It's something out of an old tale: a golden young man in a white bearskin, striking strange bargains with desperate souls on the cruelest night of winter." Peeta Mellark, winner of the 74th Hunger Games, returns from his Victory Tour to make the starving Everdeens an offer they can't refuse. Canon divergent, based on the fairy tale "East of the Sun and West of the Moon."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 362,372 - Reviews: 3550 - Favs: 3,961 - Follows: 4,760 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Sweet Complications by actions-we-remember reviews
-I couldn't stand the end of TSFT, so I'm rewriting it! Karma- Gemma may have defeated the Tree of All Souls, but now she has a whole new set of problems. Will she ever get her life back to normal, and can she restore normalcy to the realms?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
The CullenAry Arts by Kuroko Meme reviews
What do you get when you send five angry vampires and a clumsy human to Culinary Arts Summercamp? Nothing good, that’s for sure… Second attempt at FF, please be nice! Canon pairings. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,420 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Ravenous by smithsbabe65 reviews
Based on the film “Hannibal Rising”. This takes place two years after the events of the movie. After a stressful residency at John Hopkins University, the Good Doctor decides to take a long needed holiday. This is my first “Hannibal” fic ever. Please R&R
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,203 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete