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I have good news!!! I'm back!! But I will only be working on The Other Pinkette and Don't Hate Me! All other uncompleted stories will be disowned and thrown into a corner! If you want any of my fics that haven't been completed you may take them. Just let me know so I can remove it from my list. Of course, it's gonna take me awhile to actually update The Other Pinkette and Don't Hate Me because I have to go back and read all of it! But I will update as soon as I can!

Name: Kit

Age: 18

Sex: Female

Location: Texas

Sexual Preference: Opened-Minded

BoyXBoy Couples:

07-Ghost

AyanamiTeito

FrauTeito

AyanamiHyuuga

Naruto

SasuNaru

NejiGaa/GaaNeji

NejiKiba

GaaNaru

NejiNaru

SasuGaa/GaaSasu

NejiSasu/SasuNeji

ItaNaru

ItaKyuu

ShikaKiba

ShinoKiba

SaiNaru

UkonKiba

GaaLee

Those are the couples I mostly think of so right now I cant think of any other couples I like that's BoyXBoy.

GirlXGirl Couples:

Naruto

SakuIno/InoSaku

TemaHina

TemaSaku

SakuKarinSaku

TenIno

TenHina

Again same as the thing before

BoyXGirl Couples:

Naruto

ShikaTema

GaaHina

ShikaIno

ShinoIno (dont ask)

ChojiIno

KibaHina

SaiHina

ShinoHina

SasuHina

LeeSaku

SasuSaku (But just a very very small bit okay? So don't kill me!)

I just noticed that I don't like any girl with Naruto...guess he's too much of an uke to be with a chick?

Incest Couples:

Ouran High School Host Club

KaoruHikaru

Naruto

NejiHina

ItaSasu

UkonSakon

Those are about the only incest couples that are worth reading

Threesomes:

Naruto

KibaHinaShino

NejiLeeGaa/GaaNejiLee/NejiGaaLee

ItaSasuNaru (my most loved fantasy. There is no mixing the order! Itachi never bottoms, Naruto never tops!)

NejiShinoKiba (believe me, there is mention of this in a fic, and I love it!)

Random Information About Me:

I can be very very nice and a total suck up but I can also be mean and absolutely hateful to someone if they piss me off.

I have a homophobic side and a homo-happy side. It's best not to ask how that works because I hardly even know.

In truth I have nothing against homophobics but when they go on and on about why I shouldn't like/be with girls, that's when I pray for their death. Plus I also have nothing against homosexuals on the account that I am one but they should give up on trying to make the phobics leave them alone because it's pointless. The sad truth is, there will always be homophobes, just like there will always be homosexuals. The less both sides can do is pull the sticks out of their asses...wait I think the gay-guys may have a problem with that...great now I'm stereotyping!

As much as I'm ashamed to admit it, i grew up with homophobic brothers/cousins/dad/grandparents/relatives. But that's not the ashamedness, I too am a little homophobe. I always thought guys shouldn't do things sexual with other guys just like girls shouldn't be with other girls. But you wanna hear something funny? I kissed a girl even though I thought those things. Me and a girl played 'doctor' with one another even though I believed those things. And I have a uncle who's gay on my semi-homophobic family side (my dad's side) who has been gay throughout my entire life without me knowing! AND I am in love with my ex-best friend who is female and like female tushy and other body parts. Weird isn't it?

Things I Made Up

1) Everyone is actually in more than one place. They are either in a few people's mind, heart, or in some random place in the world...but I am not in anyone's heart or on anyone's mind, it's a wonder why I'm still in the world.

2) I love you so much that I loath you just as much.

3) I smile so you don't feel guilty for hurting me.

4) If you're bisexual, you're awesome. If you're gay, you're a smexy beast. If you're straight, you're an annoying hotty. And if you're a homophobic...just drop dead already...

5) Smile so they don't know. Laugh so they don't go. Frown and they'll leave you. Cry and they won't see you.

Yes I know that some of these sound kind of emoish but I don't care, I was in a dark mood when I came up with them...oh and if you dont like #4, I truthfully dont care...

Things That Aren't Mine But I Like

A good friend would bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting besides you asking "god was that fun or what!"

Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink!

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!

How can I miss you if you wont go away?

You’re just jealous because the voices only speak to me.

Never go to bed angry…. Stay up and plot your revenge.

You always have the right answer, they just ask the wrong question (that was on a furtune cookie I got)

My friend sent me this next one on myspace

JUGGALO VS. FRIEND--
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Asks you for your number.
Juggalo: Asks you for their number.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin’ right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you don’t need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn’t tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesn’t want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever

PickUp Lines That Suck

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" (my cousin told me that, that one actually worked)

"Hey I lost my number, can I have yours?"

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

"Do you have a mirrior between your legs because I can see meself between them."

Don't expect any of these to actually work but if they do then you must be one lucky duckling!!

Random Funny Stuff

Bite me, beat me, make me bleed; kinky sex is all I need. (my friend got that stuck in my head once)

STOP! No, don't touch me there. This is my 'no-no' square. R! A! P! E! Don't violate me! RAPE!! (again, a friend of mine got that in my head)

Story Status:

Other Pinkette: I have to reread this but I will update ASAP!

Normal But Not Really: I decided to make this a one-shot because I couldn't think of anything to come after it.

Whatever It Takes: OMG why isn't that story getting the love it deserves? It was a great story...yeah sure the ending sucked but I loved it!

Family Matters: This is a sequel to Whatever It Takes. I am disowning this fic. I still know how I want it, kinda. But I don't really want it anymore. So if you want it, take it, just let me know okay?

Losing Myself: I adopted this fic from my friend... and this I deleted it because I couldn't work with it. I think she still has her version up though.

Don't Hate Me: I'm working on this one once more. Hopefully, I'll have it updated some time this month!

Naruto Couples Poem: The only reason I have this is because I get bored and it's fun. I can do just about any pairing!

Rants On The Naruto Characters

Naruto: Naruto is a little slut when it comes to guys. Don't get me wrong, I love the blonde (Not as much as Sasuke though) but come on! You could pair him with just about any- and everybody! For example: Sasuke (which is the best pair in the world), Gaare and Neji (They are both sexy pairings), Sai (He looks just like Sasuke so it's kind of the same with a bit of a difference), Kiba (Dog meets fox), Kakashi (Not one of my favorite but it's still good), Lee (They're both crazy so yeah), Shikamaru (Opposites attract right? Lazy and Hyper), Choji (Both can eat a lot in one setting), Shino (I would never favor this but it does seem cute), and...okay I think you get my point. So to this conclusion. Naruto Uzumaki is a slut-puppy to all the guys!! But we love him for that because if he weren't, there wouldn't be so many go pairings.

Sasuke: In every single fanfic that I have read, Sasuke is a total horn dog! He's always trying to rape the blonde uke! But, in my opinion, that just seems to go with Sasuke. I mean he's always acting like a stick is up his ass, when he really wants to put his stick up Naruto's (I'm sorry but I just had to say that). Oh and the only people good enough for Sasuke are: Neji, Gaara, Sakura (at times), and Hinata (the whole opposites attract thing). The only time it's okay for Sakura to be with Sasuke is if she isn't such a bitch to Naruto or anyone else. But if she is a bitch who needs to be slapped every five seconds then SHE BETTER BACK THE HELL AWAY FROM SASUKE!! As for Hinata, I think that Hinata is the best girl to go with Sasuke.

Sakura: I refuse to comment on her because she's freakin bipolar! Or something like that. Because at the beginning of the show she was a bitch to Naruto and obsessed over Sasuke. Then she started to act like a sister to Naruto and not so clingy to Sasuke. She was actually pretty cool during the Chuunin Exams because she wasn't such a puss. THEN when freakin Sasuke leaves, she acts like a puss when her, Naruto, and Pervy-Sage went to Sound!! WFT!! Make up you're stupid mind!! Great I said I wouldn't rant about her and look at me!! Stupid pink haired nypho-maniac.

Shikamaru: Who does this lazy fool like? Temari or Ino? Because that's a close call! My mind is saying Temari because people say you marry your mothers and Shikamaru already said that Temari reminds him of his mother. As for Ino, their fathers are friends and you know how sometimes if two guys have been friends for a long time, their kids just might date. And if you don't think that's true, I'm an example. My dad and his friend have been close since I don't even know. I went out with his son for about three or so years.

Gaara: Okay before I start ranting let me say something...ahem I LOVE GAARA!! He's so cute and adorable! I want to lock him up in my closet and just- yeah let's not go there. Anyways I love Gaara more than anyone in the show. I'll admit, at first I was a Sasuke fan (NOT a crazed one) but then the panda grew on me. Yes I called MY Gaara panda only because his eyes remind me of one. Oh and... HE'S SO CUUUUUUTE!!

Neji: He has a stick up his ass like Sasuke. But maybe Gaara or Naruto or even Lee could pull it out and have him jab his stick up theirs. Neji and Lee are an okay couple. In truth, I wouldn't read/look at so much of this couple because well if they're going together then they need to put Gaara in there so they can have a threesome just like Kiba, Hinata, and Shino. I don't care who's fighting over who because it works out either way.

Lee: WTF is wrong with this boy? I don't know if he's straight or gay or bi because there's something going on between him and Gaara and Neji at times. Like I said in the one about Neji, those three need to have a threesome so I can drool at the thought/sight.

Shino: This boy is so unloved. But I, however, do love the boy. One: because he's almost as cute as Gaara. Two: he's so cute. Three: He's adorable. Yeah I think you get the point. I love Shino so much, that the only people I'll allow him to be with are Kiba and/or Hinata. But I will admit there was one fic I read where there was a threesome with him, Kiba, and Neji. And oh my god it was hot! Now that I think about it, Neji and Shino would be an interesting pair.

Sai: There is now way in heaven that this boy is completely straight! Have you seen his outfit? But he's so cute that he cant be all gay, there for I have claimed him bi, at least in my mind he will forever be bisexual, like me! The only people Sai would look good with are Naruto, Sakura, or Sasuke. Neji's a kinda sort thing but the best person to put Sai with is probably be Naruto (gay) or Hinata (straight). Hey maybe they could have a threesome? What’s with me and threesomes?

Rants on Flamers/Flams

People Who Flam Yaoi/Yuri: I was reading the reviews from a few fics by this one person and saw that every single one of them had loads of flams. The sad thing about that is, in the summaries, they say that it's a yaoi! Someone please explain to me as to WHY those people would read the fic if it said yaoi/yuri on it, if they think it's gross? Plus do they think that if they say that it's gross and wrong and all that, that the person would delete the fic and go to liking hetero pairings?

Flamers Themselves: Okay this kind of connects to the one above but after I read what the flamers wrote, I went to their profile, and you know what I saw that most of them liked as a pairing? SasuSaku! FRAKIN' SASUSAKU!! And they say we're gross! I'll be honest, in the anime/manga there was some hint of Sasuke liking Sakura, but there's way more proof of Sasuke liking Naruto. Plus I have reason to believe that that is what Kishimoto-sama wants! My reasons are (shippuuden spoilers) in the manga, Konohamaru uses a transformation jutsu to look like Sasuke and Sai naked and loving toward one another. In the anima, when Naruto, Sakura, Sai, and Yamoto go on a mission to the Fire Temple, Sai puts his arm around Naruto and moves his face forward, Naruto took it the way we would but Sai didn't mean it like that...BUT STILL!! Why would Kishimoto-sama put something like that if he too wasn't a yaoi lover? He certainly is a yuri fan what with the jutsu Konohamaru does before the yaoi one, and all the other stuff that I can't think of right now!

Flams: To be honest, flams aren't all bad. Saying a fic is stupid is fine, that's your opinion (but those who say yaoi/yuris are gross should die!) In the two rants above, i wasn't saying that people shouldn't flame, I'm just saying that if you don't like certain things like yaoi, yuri, mpreg (I got a flame on my mpreg fic, bastard!), and whatever else, don't read them, don't review on them, just stay far far away from them! Problem solved!