Man: "Where have you been all my life?"

Woman: "Hiding from you."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

Woman: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."

Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."

Man: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not enter."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."

Woman: "But would you stay there?"

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."

Woman: "If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."

Woman: "Really, I'd put F and U together."