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![]() Author has written 10 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh. Hi! I'm just a hormonal girl whose got a wild obsession with writing, all things related to anime, and a dancing imagination. And maybe a tiny, tiny, tiny fetish for yaoi. So, my story starts with the first episode of a show about one weirdly-drawn short kid and his talking pyramid and ends with one crazed female desperately searching the internet for fanart of the only anime she can really trust herself writing about. Sorry, other fandoms. I know you wish these skills would, too, mutilate your fandom until you can't even recognize the original plot when its shoved down your throat. XD I'll warn you now, my imagination loves to tango and my writing will always be its loyal dance partner, so you better brace yourself. I wouldn't say I'm crazy, but I'm not exactly normal either ;) So, you know how everyone has their own opinion? Well, I'd really appreciate if you'd respect my pairings and in return, I'll respect yours. Trust me, I want to start a World War III over Puzzleshipping/Peachshipping just as much as you do, but let's just keep it verbal, 'kay? ;D Heh, you see that blue at the bottom? Well, I heard from someone that if you click on them, they'll take you to a magical world filled to the brim with unicorns and rainbows. Oh, and glitter Lots. And lots. Of glitter. Okay, not really D': But I'm serious bout the unicorns :D Anime Characters Quiz Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. 1. Yami Bakura 2. Ryou 3. Marik 4. Yami Marik 5. Yami Yugi 6. Yugi 7. Thief King Bakura 8. Atem 9. Seto 10. Joey 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Bakura) "No, I will not bail you out of jail." Number 2 asked you to go out with him? (Ryou) Ryou Bakura, Age: 16, Hair Color: White, Eye Color: Brown, Cause of Death: Glomping Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Marik) "Bakura's in the other bathroom. You know, just in case you need some assistance." 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Yami Marik and Seto) As a fanfiction writer, I deeply believe that this pairing can be described by only one acronym: WTF!? 5 cooked you dinner? (Yami Yugi) "No, you may not have Yugi back." 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Yugi) Do you ever wonder what chloroform smells like? 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Thief King Bakura) No wonder we never have any family reunions. 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Atem) Note to self: Don't lend newly sharpened knife collection to Bakura. 9 made fun of your friends? (Seto) "Say one more word, Seto, and Mokuba is my eternal slave. For eternity!" Mokuba: "Isn't that what eternal means?" "Shut up, Mokuba." 10 ignored you all the time? (Joey) I lended you a perfectly good bottle of chocolate syrup, too!" Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Bakura) Kill any and all competition. If anyone's going to kill me, I know it's going to be him. XD You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Ryou) Take the chance to escape. He won't get too far It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Marik) Explicit thiefshipping fanfiction he wrote himself. XD You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Yami Marik) Laugh maniacally. Now that I think about it, I remember giving him a lighter for Christmas... You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Yami Yugi) I wonder where Yugi went... You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? (Joey and Yugi) Joey? *giggles insanely* Oh wait, you're serious? You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Thief King) "Violence is always the answer" You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? (Atem) Maybe he and Yugi can get it on. That might help. "Don't forget the chains, Atem! The chains! You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? (Seto) Seto? Supporting me? *laughs* You're hilarious! You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Joey) Walk away and pretend he doesn't know me. "You can't hide from the truth, Joey!" Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Bakura) I don't know. He's a sexy, psychotic, murderous, pale Egyptian spirit. What more do you want? 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? (Ryou and Seto) What's that? You love Bakura and not Seto? Why, I'll go tell him right now! You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? (Marik) "Mom, Dad, this is my gay boyfriend, Marik." Yes, that would totally go well. XD Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Yami Marik and Seto) Do you have a fetish for crack pairings or something? Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Yami Yugi and Yugi) You, sir, need to read up on your Puzzleshipping fanfics. 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? (Yugi) I don't think Anzu and Rebecca count as 'many'. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Thief King) "Alright thief, what'd you poison my drink with this time?" Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him? (Atem) "Have you ever heard of Fanfiction?" NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH! FANS normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. ...B... Put this You know you're an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you - 1) Think all villians are hot (I think super-special-sexy is the appropriate term.) 2) Don't mind going grey anyway 3) Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami ("But I swear! She's right there!") 4) Want a trench coat (Ebay, here I come!) 5) Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity (And fail miserably.) 6) Think Tans are super sexylicious (Hell yeah!) 7) Look around town for crazy hairstyles 8) Have your hair in a crazy hair do 9) Think mullets are dead hot 10) Think little brothers are just the best 11) Would go gay for some characters (If I was a guy, I would be gay, just for them) 12) Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a childrens card game! (*being mugged* *takes out deck* IT'S ON! Mugger: O.o) 13) Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series (I'm sorry, I didn't realize any YGO fan didn't.) 14) You think genders don't matter anymore (Considering I'm still uncertain as to whether or not Malik is a girl...) 15) CROSSDRESS 16) Have read this like 5 times (17 and counting, actually.) 17) Do whatever it takes to prove you're an obsessed fan (Cosplay!) 18) You are a fangirl/boy (That's an insulting understatement.) 19) You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards 20) You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh 21) You have completed/almost completed your favourite characters deck 22) You often quote characters 23) Ra knows how many fics you've read/written on Yu-Gi-Oh (I don't think even Ra knows.) 24) Everyday you practice your evil laugh untill it's perfect (Mine has been perfected :D) 25) You think men that show their midriffs are awesome! (Well, I'm not exactly complaining...) 25) You have either a dragon, occult, egyption and/or dice fetish! (Everyone has that special soft spot. Right Seto?) 26) You love your friends! 27) You can quote most episodes (I'm not quoting. I'm plagiarizing. XD) 28) You'd love to go to Egypt (Who wouldn't want to go to a place where the hot guys are always shirtless?) 29) Your answer to everything-Because shut up- 30) You have spent hours looking for Millennium items 31) You own a Millennium item 32) If you own a Millennium item: You were sad when you found out that there wasn't an evil spirit wanting to take you over (Where the hell did Bakura go?) 33) You think owning a Yami is perfectly normal (Think? I know.) 34) You know all/most of the shipping 35) You can easily name yaoi couples and the shipping names (Guilty as charged.) 36) If you were in a room with a thousand pairs of eyes and mouths looking at you, you wouldn't freak. You'd just start counting them and hope to Ra that Bakura would stop hiding. 37) You often dress like a character 38) You are part of the small minority that actually get the game Duel Monsters! 39) You prefer Marik and Bakura's singing to Lady Gaga's any day 40) You own a creepy doll/teddy 41) To you, Yu-Gi-Oh is more than just an anime, it's LIFE! (Screw life, I have Yu-Gi-Oh!) 42) You wear your school blazer as a cape (Everyone knows it's cooler that way) 43) Day 1- Blue-striped top and black jeans. Day 2- same. Day 3-same. Day 4 - same. 3 months later..: "It's season 2, better change clothes!" 44) You have a background song! 45) Your hair to your friends: "Oh, she must be having a bad hair day." You: "Yes, I have finally perfected my Yugi cosplay wig!" 46) Getting sent to the Shadow Realm is more of a privilege than a threat to you. 47) Nothing's worse than a Jaden haircut! (Except maybe a Tristan cut.) 48) You have such a scary crush on one or more of the characters, it's not even funny anymore! 49) You treat that character like he/she is real. (Bakura is real. How else would 2012 come around?) 50) You describe things as simply fabulous or SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME! 51) You know the dangers of glomping (Rather, I know the art. -) 52) You think LK is a hell of a lot more of a genious than Einstein anyday! 53) Whenever you do something, you often say, "Attention duelists, my hair is..." 54) When life gives you lemons, you make it a fanfiction! 55) You refer to your brother as Ni-San (He always gives me weird looks when I do that) | |||||||
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