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![]() Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter. Hi, some of you already know my name but i decided to take it off here. I am fourteen years old and going into the 9th grade. I live in Albuquerque NM. I have just recently become hooked on this site and had to get an account. I do not normally write for fun, but the Twilight saga has inspired me to write more. I gave my first fanfiction to a friend who absolutely loved it. I hope you guys enjoy this and if you hate it, please tell me, I am always up for critique. Enjoy this, and many other stories to come. I will update every sunday, tuesday, and thursday and maybe more on the weekends when I have time. Sorry if it is not soon enough but maybe if you guys like my stories, then i will update more often. (MONKEY!) Sorry, something that you should know about me is that I am very hyper, and random. I look forward to reviews... P.S. could someone PM me if they know what the community thing is. i dont get it. oh and you dont just have to pm for that. you could pm a review as well. or a critique, or anything really. :) Oh, and if you have read lethal misfortune, I will change the rating from K+ to T for future chapters (8,9, or 10) About me! Nicknames: Chocolate, Alice in wonerland, _(insert my name here)_ alice in wonder land freisingingerman chocolate lamborghini girl (dont even ask), hyper person, shorty, roo Favorite twilight character: JACOB! and jasper 2 :) Favorite Harry potter character: hmm... draco, tonks, or fred Favorite Maximum ride character: FANG!! Favorite twilight book: Eclipse Favorite harry potter book: 5 or 6 depending on my mood Favorite maximum ride book: FANG! Favorite ice cream: ROCKY ROAD! Favorite food: chocolate Eye color: green or blue Height: 5" 3' Favorite animal: black panther Favorite movies: anything that is located in the action, si-fi or horror genre! (oh and twilight and harry potter of course) Favorite music: rock and country Favorite bands or singers: sick puppies, senses fail, smile empty soul, evanescense, blue october, 3 days grace, oh and journey of course! Favorite movies: I am legend, push, a walk to remember, drag me to hell Copy and paste stuff that i think is pointless yet i do it anyway... Twilight 10 Commandments I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I. You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain. Remember to keep release dates calendered. Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence. You shall not kill humans. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways. You shall not covet Jacob or Jasper cuz there mine :). You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen car IF YOU LOVE TWILIGHT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE If you think the harry potter movies are terrible, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile. If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile! If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to kill them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. (ugh! 1 of my gr8 friends does this 2 me almost evry day! He has known me 4 like 6 years and still doesnt pronounce it rite, just 2 annoy me) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile. 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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've ever hugged/kissed/licked a tree. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile. If you think that the kids should let Lucky have some stupid Lucky Charms, post this in your profile. If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile. 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But having difficulty because you’re rolling on the ground laghing be cause this sounds exactly like you. |
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