Fear me! For I come from an era where cookies are poisoned!

Seriously, though. . .

I hate cookies. . .

Which is probably why I'm still alive. . .

New here. . .

Brand new. . .

Like a shiny coin. . .

Or, you know, tinfoil. . .

Which ever you prefer. . .

Personally I like the coin. . .

It represent money. . .

That's always a good thing. . .

Unless you're someone who likes guns and shooting peoples heads off. . .

Then money would be a bad thing. . .

Bored yet?

No?

You must be good at school. . .

Being able to keep concentrating through such rambling. . .

You could message me. . .

Or not. . .

Which ever you prefer. . .

Don't worry. . .

I promise I won't poison your cookies.