Hi, readers. About me...

Age: I'm in college, if that makes it easier.

Name: You may call me...Malum. Kudos if you understand my penname.

Location: Planning on visiting?

First of all, I'm no stranger to Fanfiction. I used to have an account here under a different name, but I deleted it because I lost my steady internet source. But that's okay, because all of my old stories sucked anyway. Better to start off with a clean slate.

I'm a sporadic updater. I still don't have steady internet, although my current situation is better. That being said, don't expect a new update every week or anything. Most of my stuff is probably going to be short, anyway, as I get distracted easily. Look, shiny...

Moving on, there is something else. Some of my stories come with a warning label and are rated M. That is because I recently started writing (cough, cough) lemons.

I know.

I don't make it extremely graphic or anything. And I don't write yaoi. Sorry, not my cup of tea. To each his own. I'm just warning you, so that I don't get flames saying I'm a filthy whore and I should stop being a pervert.

One last thing I would like to say.

I do not enjoy Jell-O.

That is all.