Hey i'm a highschooler. Im a bi-sexual whos still hiding gin the cupboard. Because aperently only gays hide in closets. And the bi hide in cupboards. Its realy crampled in here. Anywans, I love bleach. Its my fave anime. And im almost at teh last episode wich makes me wana hurt somone. Im new to amking fanfics and stuff, but i realy like fudge! Its purty kewl. Im a softmore in highschool. Im a guy, yeah, and love to read and write, and i iek bleach, u got a prob with dat? Well 2 bad, deal wit it ;3

Anyway I have a sereis im writing called, "Friends by day, Rapists by night' You should totes read it. And rate it, and comment, and shtuff like that. I enjoy constructive critisism and comments. Insults WILL be tolerated for they fuel my hateful pasion to write... jk... but i realy dont mind insults. My first chapter was realy short. i gota admit. But the next one promises so be longer. I have to write all my fanfics on my ipod since i can never get on my computer. Always occupied by the other fuckers in the house. Dem people be kray kray. Anyways I have a thing for teh whole theory of ichigo's inner hollow raping people. And i have a much BIGGER thing (not talking bout D's) for orihime having a hollow that lieks ichigo. Lel. Anyways im realy weird and stewpid @_@ so judge me all you want idc. Anyways, mread mah shet. And never forget the holly powers of teh Shamwow! Cleans up semen in an instant! lol... ew... nvm lol! CHA CHA CHA CHIA!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE... KINDA

Pretty much everyone at my school knows this, so why not tell the fanfiction readers?!?!?! I have a rare growth diseas, I doNt know the scientific name but me and my family and everyone at school calls it late bloomers. Basically I don't grow, like, at all, atleast not fast. In 5th grade I was 3 feet tall. Right now I'm a freshman in high school and I'm 4 feet tall. My jaw structure and neck make me look like a 5th grader. In fact just the other day, I visited my elemtary school to say hi to the teachers, cuz hey were awsome, and one of the buss dutie people's persons thought I was a 4th grader. They reported me to the principal for ignoring they rules and walking home before then bell rang. But I was like. "Excuse me mam, I'm 15 in high school, freshman class of 2017, so you can shut your face!" And she shit her pants, kinda... anyways, everything a teenager does at 15 I do as we'll, I don't grow any body hair though, of course I grow hair on my head, but other then that, nada. But my mind matures like a teenagers so you can't really say it's a gelled back puberty. It's really weird and confusing. I'm kinda like one if Jose kinda of people were Everyone knows me and half the school is my friends, buuuut only 15 of them are REAL friends. Anyways, I usually have to have Somone walk me around so I don't get pushed over or killed by walking seniors. That happened once. Some 7 foot fat ass pushed me over Ina huge crowed on accident, I got stepped on by 3 girls. also, I wirk at market basket, and I can only do the cash register, and I use a stool sometimes to get to it. Being short all he time is putty fun. And it's funny cuz my dad is 7 feet and my mom is 6. It's a diseas though so it's ok. I remember this one time though, it was so funny, I went to the downtown area of Exeter in newhampshire, me and my friend zack went to orange leaf. He brought his girlfriend with him. hers where it gets funny... the person at the register asked them I wanted wip cream, they said. "Does your son want wip cream?" I literally laughed out loud. And Zack and his gf kinda made awkward faces. I was like. "Sorry mam, but I am not here son, I know that I may look like a child, but I'm really a high schooler like them, in fact I'm older than them." and she was like. "Oh, yor so cute!" but zack was like. "its true, and yes, he will have wip cream!" it was pretty funny. People thought I was here sun 6 times after that. Lol high school pregnancy! Hghschool is always fun, most of the girls pretend to be my mom. It's funny as fuck. also by the way, my voice doesn't mature either. So I even sound li a 5th grader. also I play piano! Self taught. not lying. I remember when the elemtatry schools took there visit days to the hOGH school, and 4 teachers ended up thinkingt I was seperate from my elementary group. That was around the beginning of the year though, all the teachers know me now.