On hiatus

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Twilight, The Looking Glass Wars , Uprising, Dragonwings, Savvy, Among the Hidden, Mythomania, Children of the Lamp, 39 Clues,Hunger Games, Distant Waves, Hoot, Leanin' Dog, Eragon, City of Ember, Locked in Time, The stranger with my Face, The Leanin Dog, Saving Seneca Crane, Nancy Drew, The Longitude Prize, Distant Waves, Sweep,

Great Quotes:

Friends borrow your lunch, best friends steal yours

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

Keep on talking and maybe one day you'll say something intelligent.

Sometimes I wonder ' Why is that Frisbee getting bigger' and then it hits me...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

You and me is friends. You cry, I cry. You smile I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I'm going to miss your emails…

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn! that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Outer space?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (why would I need instructions to eat peanuts?!)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)