Wydra(Author)

Hi, my pen name is Wydra and I am 16 years old. I am writing a Animorph/Eragon/Naruto fanfiction based on an OC character named Tori. I like computers(started my own webdesign business www.dragonfyredesign.ca), reading, wirting, drawing and hanging out with my friends. Depending on the day I can be boring/mature or hyper/immature(though less often the latter). If you like my story my sister(and Beta reader below) have also written a 'choose your own adventure' story that is completely original, www.onethousandendings.ca(I made the site, you can write and e-mail us your own stories for us to post there as well ;) ).

Fav books/manga: Inheritance series(Eragon, Eldest ect..), Naruto, Artimeis Fowl, Animorphs, and Narnia.(currently reading Chronicles of Vladmir Tod:Eight Grade Bites, about teenage vampire guy... my sisters book)

Fav movies/tv shows: Stargate(SG1 and Atlantis not Universe), Narnia, and Lord of the Rings.(I did NOT like the Eragon movie I felt it was a HUGE disappointment.)

Fav colour: Red(?)

Lives in: Ontario, Canada

P.S. I made the avatar, for my character Tori. ^.^ ;D

Faith works better than chakra, for walking on water. If you are a Christian copy and paste this on to your profile.

The Fly and Fate

by:Wyrda

Fate does Weave a tangled web,

and I

the Fly

Though boldly stare,

Blindly miss her gossamer snare.

Once trapped within her vice-like hold,

I

the Fly

Let Fate unfold.

She pulls me, draws me, deeper still,

to her heart where fears do kill.

Yet upon her darkened silk,

Dews of hope do brightly sit.

Glistening with the light of dawn,

Exposing Fates foolish con.

Weighed with truth her web does break,

The fly quickly, to wing, does take.

And as Fate draws her empty net,

She smiles quietly, for she did get,

Her story, her telling,

The Fly and Fate.

MashumelloKage (~ME!!! ;D)

Hi!!! I'm the MashumelloKage of the Hidden Village of All Things Sweet and Mushy!*Evil laughter* ^.^ I'm 14, and funny (at least I think I'm funny...), I am also geniusical, for all those who don't know the word, ... yeah, I don't think we'll get along.. ;P... but it's in the dictionary, (if you own one... MINE! ;P I have my own dictionary! That shows how smart I am! (hmmm. I think I was supposed to put another elipses in there...) Despite what my onee-chan (older sister) says... I freak people out with my randomness, and it's my long term goal to annoy every person on the earth... goal not dream! it's going to happen! Someday! Hopefully... ^.^U I love cats, marshmallows, annoying people (mostly my onee-chan... XD) hmmmm... what else... ... I IZ GENUS!!! x] Sooo...I'm mainly here to beta read my onee-chan's story's... and annoy half her life out... than squeeze the rest out with the Ultimate-Younger-Sister-Hug-no-Jutsu! I also like to review story that I really like! :D Yayz me! ... is anyone else hungry? *Starts munching on pickle while typing this up, and running from pickle-crazed mother* My pickle mom, MINE!!!!

Also, my dA account is ~Kage1Hisakata2Girl, check it out! :)

I also HIGHLY recommend reading Bonding Experience by teamLMMN, it's amazing!

It's a Death Note fanfiction that's now complete, it is the best piece of work I have ever read! It's a touching, spiritual, friendship story revolving around Mello and Near, as well as Matt, L, and Light. If you love Death Note and the Whammy boys, this is a must read! :)

Fav books: Death Note, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, a bunch of other random books!, fanfictions...(are they considered books?), Fairy Tail, Percy Jackson and the Olympians. (Theres more but a) I can't remember, b) I don't want to annoy you to much..., c) I'm waaaaay to lazy to... heh heh... ^.^U

I also watch these, in anime form obv, when I have access to high-speed internet that has no bandwidth...

Edit: I just read an AWESOME book called Unlocked!!! Go read it! NOW!!!!! It's AMAZING!! By Karin Kingsbury! Just beautiful...

Fav movies:Don't have a lot.. I'm a severe movie critic... hmmm... VeggieTales! Yes! I LOVE 'Silly Songs With Larry'! i mean, who can't? *Am now humming random tune from before mentioned Silly Songs...* I also like SG1, SGA, but strongly dislike SGU... Blagh! Sanctuary is also an amazing sci-fi series...

Fav colour: Orange and black, pink and black, and blue... . (Any colour paired with black is good with me...)

Lives in: Ontario!

Fav food: SO HARD!!!! .

Looks: 5'...TT^TT, shoulder-length dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, and tannishy skin... that's me... EDIT: VERY IMPORTANT!! I'm now 5'2"!!! Go me!! WH00T! and I've cut my bangs!! By myself!

Random Note...: I'm learning the piano! I suck! Go me! Though I can almost play L's theme A goodishly!

Anywho, on to the copy and paste-y things... so you might want to skip... unless you are really bored and/or don't have a life... (then you can join my club with me! The Don't-Have-A-Lifers!!! ... whenever I get around to starting it...^.^;)

STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

OTHER STUFF:

I am one of the few writers/readers that actually know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you are one as well, HIGH FIVE! We rock!

When life gives you lemons, squrit the juice in someone's eyes until they cry and beg for mercy.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

teachers are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. (this makes me think of L!)

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it. (oops!)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. (other way around, but who cares!)

If you have 5 fish and 3 of them drown, how many are left?

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”? (This is why I don't eat eggs!)

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, "Your next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. (and in my mom's case, her saddle!)

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

A sane mind is a boring one.

I admit I'm insane, but at least I'm at a normal level.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

(Wydra here: does anyone else get annoyed by EXTREMELY long and pointless quotes in profiles...-.-# Masshhu... .