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 I am a reader. I collect wonderfully written stories. If yours is on the list, congrats. I love it. If you are on my favorite authors list, I owe you a cookie. Your stories make me wordless. Currently playing around with an idea of my own. Just got to get it off and running. IDazzleMyself |
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The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by x-Twitch-x reviews
Bella's already having a bad day, and getting a call from a telemarketer only makes it worse. But there's something different about the mysterious stranger selling life insurance. AU/AH, alternating perspectives. Always BPOV then EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,965 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Betting on Success by x-Twitch-x reviews
15 years have passed since Renesmee was born, and now the Cullens are relocating. Renesmee, Jacob and Bella experience the high school charade for the first time with the rest of the family. But what happens when Jacob wants to start a little bet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Cullens Over The Years by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Esme, what was everybody like back in the day?" Esme pulls out pictures of past decades, but will Bella understand that back then shoulder pads and mullets were cool? One Shot. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Absurdly Apolaustic by Hidden Firecracker reviews
Bella had all night to plot how to seduce Edward, but came up with no plans. Any plan she might have had got returned to China or eaten by Jasper. Alice was certainly no help – or maybe she was the cause of it all. Set during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Little Sister by Tori of Lorien reviews
He did not think he could control his thirst. She was intimidated by him. But when Jasper helps Bella to study for her history test, he realizes that she means more to him than he ever thought she would. She wasn't just a human; she was family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Jasper, Where's Your Accent? by writing love on your arms reviews
“Jasper, where’s your accent?” He paused. “Well, Bells, that’s a long story.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Bet by vampires rule my world reviews
Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amends by Unfinished Perfection reviews
Bella wants to talk to Jasper and let him know that the incident at her birthday party wasn't his fault. Jasper is certain that it is his fault and is desperate to make amends. Sheer fluff, Rated T to be safe. Borderline swearing. J/B Family only. Pre BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Anytime by Eowyn77 reviews
Bella's first face-to-face with Emmett and Jasper after Pheonix.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007