A Glasgow smile (also known as an Anna grin, Chelsea grin or Chelsea smile) is a nickname for the malicious practice of cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ears, often using a credit card to hold the mouth open in modern times: the cut - or its scars - form an "extension" of what resembles a smile.

This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm going to give it to them! ~ Joker, The Dark Knight

Now if we start playing with matches it's liable to get expensive mr. Reed ~ Extorionist, Green Hornet Episode 'The Ray Is For Killing'

A pity your triumph is spoiled over a little thing like grave robbery ~ Dracula, Van Helsing

You want my opinion, you need to lighten up ~ Scarecrow, Batman Begins

Who am I kidding, I love to brag! ~ Spike, School Hard

The only union, they should be concerned with...issss the one between their headssss and their shoulderssss! ~ Cobra Commander, Cold Slither

Get this straight dipstick, I don't do duets ~ Ember McLain, Fanning the Flames

I am a simple author not saying whether I am female or male, nor giving out age to anyone or anything that can be used against me. I enjoy reading stories and have many different fandoms ranging from the Batman Begins/Dark Knight section to Danny Phantom, Van Helsing, GI Joe, Buffy the vampire Slayer, Stargate SG1, City of Heroes, Tomb Raider and few other places. Have a few pairings that I like they listed as follows:

Batman/Catwoman
Question/Huntress
Scarecrow/ (Anyone who rather likes master of fear)
Joker/ (same drill as with Scarecrow though it's doubtful they will survive)
Spike/Ember
Spike/Faith
Spike/Cordelia
Spike/Tara
Danny/Ember
Danny/Desiree
Freakshow/Lydia
Dani/Ghostwriter (am starting this pairing myself)
Firefly/Zarana
Demona/Macbeth
Baal/Athena
Mac/Molly
Razor (Jake)/Callie
T-Bone (Chance)/Felina
And few others.

I also enjoy putting 'smiles' on people's faces whether they want it or not and some might say I am tad disturbed but those who say that already messed up in head anyways. I am in rl a hardcore role-player/video-gamer, who enjoys a decent storyline with plot and at times adultish stuff, if you don't like it then tell me about it in email in a polite manner please or (in the case of my fanfiction) do not read.

I recently left one rpg forum where one group I was in claimed my style of writing drove people away. To the ones who said that and didn't even HAVE the gall to email me and say 'hey can you, you know tone it down'...BITE ME!

I am not someone who enjoys being strung along and then stabbed in the back, if you don't like it go bother someone else. I can be nice and polite and friendly but only to those who don't cross me...those who do generally learn I can give as good as I can receive.

Bonus Quote: We really should stop this fighting or we'll miss the fireworks! ~ Joker, The Dark Knight