Count Crackulahide bio
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 Author has written 2 stories for D.Gray-Man, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. Name: ALEXAAAAY Age: I'll never tell you. Occupation: Count Crackula/ Pimp for the Varia/ EXTREEEMEEE FANGIRL! I LOVE SILVER HAIR ON HOT GUYS! EXAMPLES INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: Squalo from Katekyo hitman REBORN!, Tomoe from Kamisama Hajimemashita (SRSLY GO LOOK HIM UP!), Allen Walker, etc... Likes: Yaoi, XS, BelFran, D18, 8018, 6927, SuzaLulu, Gilbert/Oz, Break/Gilbert, Sebastian/Ciel, Grell, Agni/Souma, Yullen, Lucky (The "l" if for Lelouch would read this, the "u" is for YOU will read this, the "c" is for Congratulations, you read it! The "k" is for Kickass, now review! and the "y" is for yaoi) and crack. Not the drug, the fanfiction. Also, as stated above, I absolutely love silver hair. Dislikes: bitchy Abercrombie people, people who try to buy stuff from you when you're not selling, Karin from Naruto (pick one length of hair, biznitch), my (bipolar) sister, Toes the Cat when she meows at me, Road from D. Gray-Man, Hannah Montana (with her cheap-ass blonde wig), Twilight (I read the last book first, and never read the others. THEY DON'T EVEN LOVE EACH OTHER), Taylor Swift (and her cheap-ass blonde HAIR), Carrie Underwood (with her cheap-ass STUPID hair), Michael the Poseur, the freaky green-haired people in Pokémon Red, Sheryl from Macross Frontier (WHAT COLOR IS HER HAIR?! PINK, OR BLONDE?!), non-refill-able Glade Air Fresheners, Yammy from Bleach, Misa from Death Note (she gets in the way of Light and L's LOVE), really bad fanart, and NO REVIEWS. Other Random Shit That I Feel Like Putting Here: Mikuzu (http://www.fanfiction.net/~mikuzu/ ) is the one that types up all my shit because she loves me and I make good food, but I beta her so it's all good. My hair beats your hair. End of story. I hang out with people who act like they're on crack most of the time. They're usually just high on yaoi. I AM AMAZING. I TOTALLY JUST FLIPPED TO ANOTHER PERSON ON A CALL AND CAME BACK WITHOUT HANGING UP ON YOU GUYS. BOHAHAHA! I have the perfect voice for every situation. I'm yaoilicious with CHEESE. I'm a beast head-banger. Me and my awesome HAIRZ. SQUALO IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE AND I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!! Check out this people: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1532284/Mikuzu/ - Mikuzu http://www.fanfiction.net/~tsuuuuchan/ - Tsu-chan http://fanfiction.net/~speckofdust/ - My first BFF http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1661313/ranDom_toasTer/ - My sister This page has been raped, assaulted, ravished, violated, desecrated, plundered, despoiled, pillaged, defiled, and FONDLED by none other than Mikuzu, Hakufangirl1, and perhaps Tsuuuuchan. |
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The KHR host club! by XoxBlissxoX reviews
Tsuna is failing school and Reborn needs to take drastic measures. So he sends him to a...Boarding school! But his new school isn't going to be as normal as it seems. What happens when a certain Host club sets their eyes on him?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Dino
Confessions of a Cheshire Cat by Peaches and Sweet Cream reviews
Allen is a waiter at the Black Order Cafe. With business dropping, his boss, Komui Lee, will do anything to get a certain customer. Even if that means dressing Allen up as a girl and sending him on dates with a mysterious, eye-patch wearing man. AU, Laven
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,704 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Gender Issues by Pineapple Pen reviews
In which Xanxus finally tries to prove how much of a woman Squalo could actually be.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Maid in Britannia by minkledink reviews
When Lelouch loses a bet to Suzaku, he has to become the boy's maid for a day. However, scrubbing floors won't be all he'll get on his knees for. SuzaLulu lemon.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Nudità Pubblica by Pineapple Pen reviews
If there was anything Tsuna had learnt due to this incident, it was never pair Hibari and Mukuro up on a simple mission. Ever.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
The Art of Sharing Lovers by DeathByIrony reviews
This mission was teaching me quite a bit: Xanxus got amusement from my misery, being stuck alone with Belphegor is pure torture, jealousy is no fun, and Bel looks really hot in drag.... God, now I feel like a pedophile. SqualoxBel
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Squalo S., Belphegor
Candie Shoppe by minkledink reviews
When Sebastian and Ciel get locked in a candy shop after store hours, they have to find a way to occupy themselves. Luckily for the two, Sebastian has just the idea. Sebastian/Ciel, lemon
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Mafia Vs Fire by Super Swagg reviews
Gokudera and Yamamoto decide to join the Volunteer Fire Depatment. Enough said. 8059 inside! Mild 6927..? Enjoy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Love Sick by minkledink reviews
Ciel was then cutoff by one of the few sounds he thought he'd ever have to hear in his life: his demon butler sneezing. SebastianxCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Sweet Violation by innocenceisdead reviews
Ritsuka is walking home and the streets are deserted. When it starts to rain he takes shelter in an alleyway. Definatley not the smartest idea in the world. How will soubi deal with his mentally scarred sacrifice? Contains themes of rape, love & violence.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A.
Limes And Lemons Are Not Fruits by Anpan Roller reviews
Lambo and I-Pin ask Gokudera and Yamamoto about the other meaning of these seemingly innocent citric fruits. Slight 8059.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Cliché Love Story by Super Swagg reviews
Mukuro invites Tsuna over for a so-called "business" discussion in the bath, which turns into a sleepover. 6927 Mukuro x Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Mukuro R. - Complete
Strawberry Lipgloss by minkledink reviews
Who knew putting on makeup could be such a turn on? Kanda/Allen, Yullen, PWP, Oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
A Romance Story by sunpeel reviews
The one where Squalo's biological man-clock starts to tick and Xanxus is freaking out. XS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Cookie Day by sunpeel reviews
Cookie day was a wholesome, anticipated event. Until Xanxus ruined it. Varia-centric
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Squalo S. - Complete
Passphrase by Takiri reviews
When the Order agrees to let Cross require a password that he chooses in order to enter, Kanda and Allen are placed in a very awkward situation. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
A Contest of Kings by Sarahfreak reviews
Kanda only needs a good meal of soba to sustain his innocence, but that doesn’t mean he won’t turn down Allen’s challenge to a food-eating contest! Someone has to put that sprout in his place. Prize Fic for The Light's Refrain. Thank You for entering!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Stolen Kisses by xmystorytime reviews
One-shot. 'Feeling rather panicky, he did the only thing he could think of to shut Link up – he kissed him again. In retrospect, not the brightest thing to do.' A hunt for warmth turns into much more when morning light comes. Whoops. Allen/Link.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Howard Link, Allen Walker - Complete
Snow White by Noxialis reviews
-8018- AU Retelling of Snow White - Hibari, held captive as a maid by his stepfather Mukuro, escapes after his death is ordered. But not before capturing the heart of Prince Yamamoto.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - K. Hibari, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Gender Clarification by Love Tendencies reviews
Fran and Bel were at the forest, doing their usual banter with some training. Until their conversation goes somewhere else. BelxFran
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
The Race by FroggyFran reviews
It's yet another contest. 182769 TYL yaoi phonesex masterbation oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
A Deviation by FroggyFran reviews
It's a pregnancy outside the norm. XS Mpreg yaoi fluff language oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Shark Steaks by Dennisect reviews
one-shot The Varia sit down for a nice dinner together and Squalo has an objection as to what's on the menu.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Squalo S. - Complete
Peppermint Twist by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Kanda believes its environmentally unsound for two people to shower separately and waste water when they can shower together. Lavi is in it because he won't give up on his dream of shower sex.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
The Dare by hollowstrawberry1515 reviews
Lavi has a double meaning when daring Allen to kiss Kanda. Will this love triangle fall to pieces, or somehow stay afloat? *DISCONTINUED*
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow by Thorn In Your Side reviews
/Sequel to Splish Splash/ Oneshot, Kanda/Lavi, yaoi. ...That's all there is to it, honestly. :D
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Splish Splash by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Yuu was taking a bath, alone on a Saturday night. A rub-dub, just relaxin' in his tub, thinkin' everything was alright. Well he stepped out the tub, put his feet on the floor, he wrapped a towel round and opened the door--and jumped back.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
The Frog and the Princes by FroggyFran reviews
It's Bel and Jill's birthday, and Fran is their only present. Bel x Fran x Jill yaoi threesome lemon oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
And Then He Cried by FroggyFran reviews
When a fight goes too far. XS OOC angst yaoi lemon oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Dissection by Canadino reviews
“Oh, my semi-cute little kohai, trying to say something? Saying you’re a frog under a spell? A kiss won’t save your life, but let’s try it out anyway, neh? Everyone wants to be kissed by royalty.” BelFran and my half hearted stab at Valentine's Day fluff.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Team Effort by strangertrack reviews
Dino accidentally cuts off Squalo's hair. The Varia offer their assistance so that Xanxus won't find out.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2008 - [Squalo S., Dino] Belphegor, Xanxus - Complete
Of Gingerbread Armies and Mistletoe by DeathByIrony reviews
Murder never was an acceptable holiday tradition, so Lussaria took it upon himself to bring a little Christmas cheer to the Varia. SqualoxBel
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Squalo S., Belphegor - Complete
My pointy thing is better than your pointy thing by strangertrack reviews
Squalo and Bel argue about whose weapon is bigger. I mean, better.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Squalo S., Belphegor, Mammon/Viper, Lussuria - Complete
Stockings by Queen of Crack Pairings reviews
Just a short little thing I typed for Halloween, very late but STILL. Ryohei's found some weird socks in his sock drawer. Of course, who else is there to blame but Lussuria? ...Maybe he shouldn't have asked...Lussuria/Ryohei
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Lussuria, Ryōhei S. - Complete
What Romario Doesn't Know by cleartempest reviews
Dino secretly asks Romario to watch so he can *ahem* PERFORM. D18. Warning: Romario is very graphic with his descriptions of boss and you-know-who in bed.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Joyeux Anniversaire, Mon Amour by xx.jennie reviews
It's Kyouya's birthday, but Tamaki seems to be ignoring him! However, Tamaki has a whacky plan to cheer this Shadow King up on his special day. Oneshot. TamakixKyouya. Shonen-ai. Rated T for mild language and crossdressing. :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Tea Time by DoYouFindMeDreadful reviews
As a prince, Bel isn't confined to any gender specifics. -light Squalo X Bel, beware of cross dressing-
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Belphegor, Squalo S. - Complete
Pineapple Scented by cleartempest reviews
Tsuna recieves a little visit in the shower. Oneshot 6927 explicitness. You have been warned.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Takes Two To Tango by The Luggage reviews
Gokudera might be a damn good dancer, but he's never actually enjoyed it... Rated for some swearing, and maybe a tiny bit of slash, if you squint. Oneshot, complete.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
My Funny Little Valentine by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Varia Gift Day reviews
When gifts are to be exchanged, there's always someone with a problem. Contains: Leviathan abuse, Lussuria, XS, and BelFran. CRACK. Late Valentine's Day gift to all. Enjoy with friends if you have any, because you probably won't after reading this.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
The Exorcists go Clubbing reviews
The exorcists go clubbing! That's all you need to know. Yullen and Lucky inside.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete