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Joined 12-30-08, id: 1786162, Profile Updated: 04-05-09

I am a average Girl that loves to READ!!

Oh Yeah... I'm just a TAD obsessed with the Jonas Brothers!

A few of my favorite books are:
The Harry Potter Series
Little House on the prairie
Twilight

Music:
The Jonas Brothers

Demi Lovato
Miley Cyrus


(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE! lol
~Put this on your profile if you are a true Jonas fan~

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

If Kevin is your guitar hero, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you support the Jonas Brothers in everything they do copy this into your profile.
If you dreamed of being a ‘future Mrs. Jonas’, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you love the Bonus Jonas, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If Kevin’s eyes make your heart melt, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you want to attend Camp Rock, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you have a Jonas Wall, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If Kevin’s smile makes your heart melt, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If your friends and/or family think you’re mental for being a Jonas Brothers fan, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you love Joe's hair, no matter how it is styled, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have all/most of the Jonas Brothers' songs and can't stop listening to them, copy this into your profile.
If you’re out of the expected age range for Camp Rock, HSM, HSM2, or HSM3 but love one/all of them anyway, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If Kevin’s hair, straight or curly, makes you smile, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you love Kevin’s hair, no matter how it’s styled, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If Shane, Nate or Jason appear in your dreams, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you’ve made a Jason loves birdhouses reference, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If Nick, Joe, Kevin and/or Frankie appear in your dreams, copy this into your profile.
If you hope Frankie stars in Camp Rock 2, put this on your profile.
If you've never met the Jonas Brothers but your friends say you should, paste this on your profile.
If you think When You Look Me In The Eyes is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Nick's hair no matter what it looks like, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love to talk about the Jonas Brothers nonstop, paste this on your profile.
If you repeat lines by the Jonas Brothers everyday, paste this on your profile.
If you can't wait for J.O.N.A.S. to premiere, put this on your profile.
If you think there are far worse things to be addicted to then the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Camp Rock, copy this to your profile.
If you wish Kevin would sing anything, especially to you, copy this into your profile
If you absolutely think that CAMP ROCK is WAY BETTER than HSM, copy this to your profile.
If you love the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a severe case of OJD, put this on your profile.
If you have O.J.D (Obsessive Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nick Jonas Disorder) then put this in your profile
If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joe Jonas Disorder) then put this in your profile.
If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Fankie Jonas Disorder) then put this on your profile.

~Jonas Brothers~
~It takes 1 second to love their looks~
~It takes 1 hour to love their songs~
~It takes 1 day to fall in love with them~
~It takes 1 lifetime to forget them~

~I pledge to make peace~
~Between Jonas Brothers~
~Haters and Fans,~
~And be part of the~
~Solution-not the problem~

OJD PLEDGE:
To the brothers of rock and pop,
I pledge my love that will never stop.
They make me laugh, they make me cry,
They are heroes, and there's a million and one reasons why.
I love how cute and dedicated they are,
It's 100 true they are rock stars.
They make my heart melt when they sing,
And also when they strum those guitar strings.
I just want to say Nick, Kevin, and Joe,
I really love you and hope it shows.
So I pledge this to JB, I will be a true fan for eternity.

~Copy & Paste This In Your Profile If You Support The Jonas Brothers~

I definitely DON'T appreciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalities are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then you're not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas boy. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them. Would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like you, you've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the crap out of me. They still make great music, they're still adorable, they still love the loyal fans they have, they're NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond mad at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. Without their personalities, they would not have made it as far as they did. Even after they lose their younger fans, they will still be popular with older fans. Their music appeals to everyone. I have not met a boy like them in my whole life, they're sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but they're people too and have feelings just like the rest of us. I hate how "fans" love only Nick or Joe. Kevin deserves your love too! Without him, the band would fall apart! Just because he's older, and less "hot" to some of you he still deserves not to be attacked like this. I have read too many fanfics where they focus on Joe and Nick and make Kevin really mean, bad or just not in the story. So think before you open your mouth and talk about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!

Would you rather...
Nick or Joe call you at 3AM?: Nick because he would have a good reason
play Joe in DDR or Kevin in Guitar Hero?: Kevin in Guitar Hero because I would get creamed and they would all feel bad
join them on the Burnin' Up tour, but never talk to them again or talk to them for 30 minutes daily?: 30 mins daily
walk in on Joe changing or Nick writing a song?: Nick writing. I'd be scared if I saw Joseph
steal Kevin's purity ring or Nick's dogtag?: Neither, Nick could get hurt and that'd be wrong with the ring!
babysit Frankie, or eat lunch with Big Rob?: babysit Frankie
Joe with curly or straight hair?: Straight hair.
Nick with Miley or Demi?:Demi
raid Joe or Kevin's closet?: Kevin's closet!!

run your hands through Nick's hair, or cuddle with Kevin?: both
have the boys perform the entire It's About Time CD, Jonas Brothers CD, or A Little Bit Longer CD in your room?: all three
have Joe sing Please be Mine or Hello Beautiful to you?: Please be Mine
sit in the backseat of Joe driving or call Mandy and tell her what you think of her?: Sit in the backseat of joe driving

see Nick kissing Miley in person or Joe kissing Demi in person?: neither
have Nick fall in love with you or have Joe and Kevin both fight for your attention?: Nick, I don't want Joe and Kevin to fight but if it was just Kevin, then KEVIN!!

Paul

It's a four letter name for a gentlemen. But if you go to a mere dictionary, it means something. From Roman it means 'humble', but to others the word means 'handsome'. But to most of us, he's Kevin. But when you stand in the crowd of a Jonas Brothers Concert, who is everyone screaming for? Joe and Nick. But what about the other one? Who plays his heart out, and breaks a sweat to bring that amazing guitar skill to the stage? Oh, you're talking about Nick! No. Nick does play, but who does it for 2 hours straight only stopping for a intermission between the songs. From 2005 to now, there's been one guy who stands on stage, in the back, on the left. Oh you mean Garbo! No, not at all, not even Garbo himself can take his place. It's Kevin. Paul Kevin Jonas II, the hazel eyed brown curly haired boy, who is famous for his love for guitar and the band. Everyone sees him, but no one knows him. Going to city to city, who is your favorite? When you say "I support the Jonas Brothers", does that include the oldest? The 20 year old, hasn't had it easy. "Oh he's gay! Why do you like him? Joe is SO sexy! Nick is so hot!" What does that say to you? True fan right? Not at all. He has something so real. Nick is indeed a hero. But the ones who do love Kevin, have been known to have fallen for his charm, and irrestible looks.

What was the last thing you have said about Kevin? He's SO hot? He's SO ugly! His chesthair needs to be shaved! His sideburns are really tacky! What does that make you think of that person? She has a favorite.

Why bring him down? Joe isn't the only one who has fallen onstage. Kevin has too. Think about spinning, while playing guitar, and trying to master the spin in front of millions. Sure, he is the oldest, okay he's rarely sings loud in a song, but his heart is pure gold. What makes him different? He's Paul Kevin Jonas II. When watching videos, do you laugh at Joe and Nick's jokes, and when Kevin speaks you ignore it? Can you tell a JB fan right now that his favorite color is green? Or he loves butterfingers? Or is THE Starbucks fanatic? Stop the hate. If you were teased because of your looks would you hate it? He's pushed and shoved in interviews, as the older brother, djs can tease. Would you hate that? If you people THOUGHT you were the first to try drugs? The first to have sex? The first to lose your purity? Think about it.

Step into Kevin's shoes for a minute.
Waking up at 4 a.m to head to a brand new city on the tour.
Walking out of the tour bus, with thousands and thousands of fans standing there.
"I LOVE YOU JOE!" "I LOVE YOU NICK!" "OH MY GOD!"
But Kevin just smiles, and waves.
He's being ignored.
Well maybe it won't be bad.
He gets dressed in his dressing room.
Hears thousands of screaming girls.
Steps up on the stage, and smiles.
Begins the introduction of a song.
Then the lights hit them, and then hits the audience
What does he see?
Nick and Joe lover signs.
How would you feel?
He's does alot.
He's dragged down, but what does he do?
Quit being a Jonas brother?
NO! He loves us, and when that Say now text comes in, and all you hear is him.
Think about it, he's taking his time to say hello, and he loves us.

He taught me what love is, and how romantic boys should be. He is beautiful to me. There's something inside of him, that shines through him, and when I see him, I can't help but love. He's amazing in my eyes. When I sit in front of him, in a crowd at a concert, I looked him in the eyes, and smiled. Because he is so beautiful to me.

If you support Kevin and love him put this in your profile.

I got All of the Jonas Brothers stuff from: MissElphaba15

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Mugglefied by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
"For crimes committed against the wizarding and Muggle world while underage, I hereby sentence you to one year without magic." Draco stood stiffly, his knees locked to help keep him upright. So many spectators. Potter and Granger were there, Weasel-less. His knees finally buckled and he crumpled to the floor in a faint. Chapter 66. COMPLETE. EWE. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 250,257 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 2/27/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., George W. - Complete
Muggle College Makes Me Psycho by taylorswept reviews
Three years after the war, Hermione Granger found herself agreeing to her parent's request of her going to a muggle college and getting a muggle degree. She had the shock of her life when she saw Draco Malfoy in her classes. She found out the ex-death eater was taking this punishment rather than going to Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,638 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Perfect by moonsongthemarauder reviews
I, Rose Weasley, am perfect. At least I was before I had a one night stand and got pregnant with Scorpius Malfoy's baby during 7th year. My dad is gonna freak.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,901 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Marriage Law by fanofdenial reviews
The ministry enacts a marriage law to repopulate after the war. Hermione Granger gets paired with Draco Malfoy. Will this ever be a love, not hate-filled relationship? Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,411 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
First Came Marriage by AMBERJANUS reviews
New marriage law passed just three years after the second wizarding war to prevent any future wars due to blood prejudice and to increase the wizarding population which was affected by the war. Unmarried purebloods were forced to marry muggle borns, half bloods and blood traitors. Love never came first. Starting was a struggle. HP/DG, RW/PP, DM/HG, GG/GiW, GeW/MB NL/TD pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,823 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ron W., Pansy P.] - Complete
My First Dramione by SuperWhoLockianx3 reviews
Hermione broke up with Ron. Her and Harry are drifting apart. She eats alone, and walks to her classes alone. She isn't sad, not really. Until Draco begins to play with her emotions. Does she hate him? Maybe not so much anymore. Love him? Is that even possible? Also includes a little Ron/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Luna L., Ron W.]
Flesh Memory by SammyisGrace reviews
Voldemort was defeated in 6th year, it's 7th year and McGonagall institutes a pen-pal system with a member of a different house starting it the summer before 7th year begins. Hermione enjoys writing with her mystery 'Damien', but views him as a question to answer. What happens when she figures him out? What about Harry and Ron and their pen-pals? Where does Hermione sneak off to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,985 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
7 Days of Detention by JealousDragon reviews
Draco and Hermione get a week of detention together. And that leads to an interesting turnout of events :) Who knew detention could be fun? R&R please! :) COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,503 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Unexpected Development by PixieWillow reviews
When Hermione wakes up on May 3rd, she doesn't remember a thing from the night before, apart from the fact that she was extremely drunk. When she realises that she isn't in her own bed and realises whose bed she's in, she vows never to tell anyone what happened. That turns out to not be as easy as it seemed though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sunrise by xHouse-Of-Blackx reviews
One year after Breaking Dawn. Bella was just beginning to think that her life would be perfect now but she forgot one thing: The Volturi never forgets. A weird series of events take place and one by one, those who stood up for the Cullens starts vanishing. Soon, the Cullens find themselves facing the Volturi once again and this time things will end with a war between good and evil.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,828 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - [Bella, Edward]
Prisoner of Fate by juliasejanus reviews
Well, Harry in Azkaban. It just had to be written, think of the Minister of Magic who threw Hagrid in jail based on supposition. Would not that trouble maker and liar Harry Potter receive the same fate? No intervention of Dumbledore, no trial in 1995, straight to Azkaban. Do not pass Go do not collect 200 pounds...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,299 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Dobby's Return by Hahukum Konn reviews
Dobby the house-elf has been granted his chance to help Harry Potter after dying at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, by going back to the summer of 1992.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,558 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dobby
Harry Potter and the Years Between by Despedida reviews
This is my take on what happened between the end of the seventh book/ eighth movie and the epilogue. It is kind of a crossover between the book and the movie but only in the beginning. It is canon so that means Harry Ginny and Ron Hermione. if you don't like it then don't read it. Rated T because I'm paranoid. There might be language and suggestive themes in future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Hermione Weasley and the Hidden Forest by jdg9813 reviews
"Sequel to Hermione Granger and the S.P.E.W Office" Hermione is enjoying married life as a psycopath goes on the loose, the kind that kills young women, she finds solitude in a forest cut off from the rest of the world, but is it as safe as it seems?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the SPEW Office by jdg9813 reviews
"Sequel to Hermione Granger and the Final Year" Hermione has her new job in the S.P.E.W office with mystery happening all around her whilst she's trying to plan her dream muggle wedding to Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Final Year by jdg9813 reviews
Hermione Granger has her next year planned out, all she wants to do is finish her last year at Hogwarts and pass her N.E.W.Ts, but she keeps getting interrupted by constant attempts to kill her. But before that she has an errand to run...in Australia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Returning to Hogwarts by Hsldobflpsy reviews
Three years after the War, Hermione has moved into her own cottage and is preparing to go back to Hogwarts to teach Transfiguration. Little did she know that a certain Slytherin was also returning...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,804 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army, Still Recruiting by Jane Willow reviews
Neville could never have guessed what his 7th year at school would be like this. With Dumbledore's Army still recruiting, there's no telling how bad the war being waged at in school might get. But it doesn't matter to them. The DA lives!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,771 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Neville L., Ginny W.
Who are you? by emzycullen reviews
Edward never came back after New Moon. Bella, who is now a vampire changed by Laurent, never got over Edward. Edward also never got over Bella. One day, Bella gets a new co worker the same day Edward starts his new job. Coincadence?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,034 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/1/2009
What He Always Wanted by Soul-sis reviews
Leonard's dream is finally coming true, but he soon realizes it came too soon.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
The McGonagall Chronicles by Silicon2123 reviews
This is the back-story of Minerva McGonagall. It starts with her first year at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Minerva M.
Forgiveness for the Damned by DaughterOfSorceress-Lion reviews
Post New Moon/Pre Eclipse. With Bella under house arrest, Alice brought the shopping to Bella, with Jasper in tow. With Charlie at work and Edward off hunting, a “girls plus one movie night” becomes the night of forgiveness, we never got.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Forks Again by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
After many years, the Cullen's return to Forks, to face high school--again. People hitting on the Cullens, Emmett's pranks, school dances, and any other thing that could happen in high school. POST BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Unwanted Dream by CookieIcecreamBrownies reviews
COMPLETE. Bella finds herself back in 1918 Chicago where she meets Edward who is still human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,905 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ms Swan by SopranoandBass reviews
Edward never came back after he left in New Moon, Bella goes to college and has the normal life that Edward wanted her to have. Now, across the continent and at the age of 35, Bella is Edward's English teacher! Rated T for language, canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Someone Wake Me Up by Dancemydreams reviews
After Bella's tragic 18th birthday party, Edward leaves her for her safety. But, what would have happened if he had left more than an agonizing girl behind? What if, without knowing, he had left his own baby growing inside of her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,397 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Birthday by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
It is Emmett's birthday and Bella doesn't know what to get him. So she gives him her. She is his servant for 24 hours. Nothihng can go wrong right. Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
New Students, again by KnockturnAlly reviews
75 years after Breaking Dawn the Cullen's return to Forks. But what if not all of their new class mates are oblivious to the fact that they are vampires? R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,529 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Lila's Story by kayla3194 reviews
Lila, a not-so-average freshman, moves to Forks with her father, hoping to start a new life. That all changes when she meets the Cullens, and they learn her secret. Will they accept her, or will they see her as a threat?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
The Talk with Edward and Renesmee by Tina Cullen reviews
After Renesmee and Jacob kiss, Edward and Bella decide it's time to discuss the Birds and the Bees with her. Chaos ensues with the family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
WifeSwap Vampire Edition by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Little House in the 21st Century by jennings4u reviews
The Ingalls and Wilder families find themselves over a hundred years into the future. They find things have changed quite a bit and with the help of a present day schoolteacher, they will have to learn to adapt to the present day life.
Little House series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Edward, I love you by Miss Shakespeare reviews
Bella wrote letters to Edward in New Moon but never sent them, now he's found them. Just a one shot for now.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete