Hello i'm Serpent thats as much as i'm saying. Well i suppose i should tell you about myself , I'm just the slightest bit paranoid...ok thats an understatement but that is also beside the point. I Love The legend of Zelda and Final Fantasy VII a little to much i also Have read Vladimir Tod, Vampire Kisses, Vampirates, Eragon/ Eldest/ Brisingr, percy jackson, and i love the +Anima manga. But i warn you i'm slightly gothic and a tad ebil so watch out and sleep with one eye open...Mwahahahahahaha!...Ahem sorry about that . I love vampires(Not sparklepires -.-), werewolves, foxes, wolves, and dragons so say anything bad about them and perish.Thanks for reading buh bye!

A note to all reading my awesometastic profile of wonderment: All words in parentheses are my own (serpent) not someone elses!!~

About Me -

Name: Serpent (well that's what people call me here...shifty eyes)

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Leo(rawr)

Favorite sport: Swimming, baseball ( the only two i can understand XD)

Favorite food: Chicken..among other...things

Hair: caramel brown (possibly coming soon: Purple highlights 8D)

Eyes: they change frequently usually dark green...fine...HAZEL green...happy? XP

What I think of me: quite idiotic and spastic at times most calm and collected others...quiet...

What others think of me: ...Too goth,Morbid at times, reads to much, easily distracted, fun, crazy, Emo person, annoying, not a pimp squirrel

What I am to my to my parents: An annoying girl who complains to much about wanting a nintendo 64 and should probably not be as violent ( they love me XD)

Favorite pairings: Edward/Bella, Jasper/Alice, Emmett/Rosalie, Carlisle/Esme, Jacob/Nessie , Link/ no one, Suzannah/Jesse, Eragon/Arya, Katniss/ Peeta, Katniss/Gale, Alexander/Raven, Husky/Nana, Senri/Rose, Harry/ Ginny, Ron/Hermione

My mood as I am writing this: Bored

Behavior most of the time: Evil,morbid,funny,happy,sad or a combonation thereof

Talents: Flute, Drawing, singing to within temptation badly, annoying everyone ( except gracie XD), nagging my parents to go the the library when theres two inches of ice on the road, getting black ink on every inch of my body( Art project o.o...i don't have tattoos XD)

What I dont understand: Why people won't ever just shut up anymore!!

What I do understand: Why I hate disney channel, hannah montanna, zac effron, ( Ahhh now i must scrub my profile! ) with a hot enough passion to rival the sun.

Favorite music artists:Paramore, Within Temptation, Evenescence, Epica, Enya, Linkin Park , Enigma, Three Days Grace , My Chemical Romance, AFI, Nightwish, X-ray Dog

Things that annoy me: The color Pink, Peppy people, When my video games are broken, Jacob Black, Dead ipods, Movies with killing but no blood XD, humanity. Being a mortal, not having money, being paranoid (yes i am), people that randomly hug me, Being AD...OMG! toast! om nom nom, PEOPLE!, most living creatures ( cept' reptiles, rats, bats, and wolves...dogs in general...bears and certain birds O_O)

Things that DON'T annoy me: Very little...

on to the useless stuff:

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Smile. It confuses people. (Escpcially since everyone thinks i'm emo)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! (and lightsabers 8D)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.(Now go jump off a cliff for my entertainment)

Tangled webs we weave when trying to deceive...and we get ourselves tangled up in the process (help i'm stuck)

I don't belive in happy endings unless they involve blood. (Tasty Tasty blood...)(( AWLD refrence FTW!!))

Quotes:

"Just beacuse your paranoid dosent mean an invisible demon isnt about to eat your face." -Harru Dresden

" RAWWWWR!" - LoZ bosses

"There are few problems that cannot be solved with a large amount of explosives" - ?

"Tangled webs we weave, when trying to deceive,... and we get ourselves tangled up in the process" - me on a sugar rush

"No eating while your laughing!" - Gracie ( to me at lunch after i spewed chips everywhere)

"You are not a pimp squirrel" - My friend Gracie and me to our friend Stephanie

"Dark and light are two sides of the same coin one cannot exist without the other." - Princess Zelda

"Wether your words are lies, to deceive me or the truth i've searched for my while life you will rot."-Sephiroth

"Mother-Shmother, its Jenova's friggin' head!" -Reno

"If this is all a dream don't wake me up."-Cloud Strife

"I don't care what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you are doing it."-Vincent Valentine

"Shall i give you despair?"-Sephiroth

"There's not a thing i don't cherish!" -Cloud Strife

If you hate Link fangirls post this in your profile!

If you hate all the useless girls the game designers pair link up with in the games post this in your profile('cept midna, and Zelda a little)

if you love within temptation post this in your profile

if you love paramore post this in your profile

if you have read Twilight, New moon, Eclipse or Breaking Dawn post this on your profile (Sadly...)

if you love coca-cola post this in your profile

If you want a black corvette for your first car post this in your profile (Sports cars =win!)

If you have ever dialed the wrong number post this in your profile

if you love dragons post this in your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.(not the sparkly ones!...NO SPARKLIES!!)

If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (every minute of every day of every week of every month of every year! XD)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completely and utterly tired of people posting stories in the wrong section on purpose, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile

98 percent of teens do or have tried pot. If your are the 2 percent who have not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen (his name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen) out there for you, put this on your profile. (yes...but he dosen't SPARKLE XP)

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Why do Vincent Valentine and InuYasha talk to me O_O)

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (rain smells pretty...)

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (always XD!)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile (i shall destroy the Jonas Brothers and all of Disney!!...Ahem)

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (well sort of i was jumping and tripped in mid air...O_O)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (yes...but i woun' say who or all you twilight fangirls would stab me)

I'm bored..if you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...(Hello world...i have nothing to do!)

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't let me start XP )

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when you threaten to bite people if they don't quit whatever it is they are doing. Crazy is hissing Alice-style at people in the hallway when they laugh at you for being in a wheelchair.Crazy is when you wish you could do karate or kung-fu and attempt moves on your little sister, getting in trouble then trying to dig your way out of your room with the help of your imaginary friend who is a gothic/emoish vampire (HE DOES NOT SPARKLE DX) when your only tool is a titanium spork. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

~~Blackbird~~

By: Alter Bridge

The willow it weeps today
A breeze from the distance is calling your name
Unfurl your black wings and wait
Across the horizon it's coming to sweep you away
It's coming to sweep you away

Let the wind carry you home
Blackbird fly away
May you never be broken again

The fragile cannot endure
The wrecked and the jaded a place so impure
The static of this cruel world
Cause some birds to fly long before they've seen their day
Long before they've seen their day

Let the wind carry you home
Blackbird fly away
May you never be broken again

Beyond the suffering you've known
I hope you find your way
May you never be broken again

Ascend may you find no resistance
Know that you made such a difference
All you leave behind will live to the end
The cycle of suffering goes on
But memories of you stay strong
Someday I too will fly and find you again

Let the wind carry you home
Blackbird fly away
May you never be broken again

Beyond the suffering you've known
I hope you find your way
May you never be broken again
May you never be broken again

(I do not own these lyrics)

Pop quiz time!

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
”Whatever it takes” By lifehouse (that kinda made sense sorta….)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
"Fly Away” By 5 ( Random stalks me but that makes sense 0_o)

3. Your teacher is...
”The Howling” By Within Temptation (Oh...em...gee...my teacher is a werewolf!!)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
”Look through My eyes” By Everlife (alright then…Psychotic hippie teachers…..)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors?
"A way to eternity” By Enigma ( Um…..this really is creepy and it sorta makes sense…..still creepy...mabey they're vampires...i never really see them during the day...and they do weird things at night)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
"Miracle” By Paramore ( Hey, It’s a miracle I have friends!!)

7. How do you feel right now?
”Missing” By Evanescence ( I do feel lost….odd…. o.o )

8.What's on your bedside table right now?
"Dark Wings” By Within temptation ( yeah I ripped my wings off so they could be a decoration….. -.-)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?
"Enter Sandman” By Metallica ( yeah he put me to sleep and found my DS…..its addicting lol)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
”Born for This” By Paramore ( Oh yeah, I was so born to wear black!!...and red)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
"Find your way back” By Michelle Branch ( Actually I said “I’m thirsty” lol…..but seriously that makes no sense)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
"Boulevard of broken dreams” By Green Day ( Oh Yeah!! My theme song!! ….that’s a good title)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
"Lets Hear it for the boy” By The stunners (Er….ok then….I would be majorly embarrassed if by some strange miracle I sang that)

14. Your life's theme song?
"Boulevard of broken dreams” By Green Day ( oh the irony that actually IS my theme song and the fact I got it twice… 0.o)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
"Once in every lifetime” By Jem ( yeah I only get to use a comp once in my life sarcasm)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
"The heart of everything” By Within Temptation (Secret code?! I dunno but it sounds sophisticated)

17. Your motto is..
Sunrise” By Norah Jones (Ahhhhhhhhh!! The Sun BURNS!!)

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
"When it rains” By Paramore (why would I only buy times when it rained I want to dominate the world always!! Mwahahahahaha!! ….well if I lived in Forks it wouldn’t be so bad)

19. What did you dream about tonight?
"To Little to late” By JoJo ( yeah I finally dreamt about what I wanted…It was to short...No you cant know what it is!)

20. Any last words?
"Pale” By Within Temptation ( its my lullaby it means Goodnight you weirdo’s!)

More quotes(beacuse you didn't get tired of my FF VII quotes before .):

"Embrace your dreams." -Angeal

"Howl in terror Shin-Ra lapdogs!" -Genisis

"I'm not fit to help anyone, not my family,not my friends, nobody" - Cloud Strife

"Three friends go into battle, one is captured, one flies away,the one that is left, becomesa hero!" -Genesis

"So what if i'm a puppet...Once upon a time...You were too!" -Kadaj

"I will...Never be a memory." -Sephiroth

~~~~The End~~~~

And the authoress of this profile did not if fact live happily ever after...her ear got bitten off by a rabid stick man