Humor Ninjas Club
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Joined 02-18-11, id: 2754767, Profile Updated: 03-13-11

Welcome to the Humor Ninjas Club FanFiction Homepage!

HOW WE STARTED;

The Humor Ninjas Club was at first a figment of KayeLuv's imagination. KayeLuv and Sanity Optional decided to make it into a reality! Sanity and Kaye started the club with the one, the only.. DAN CAHILL. No not really. ;_; But to us, he is a member. Despite the fact he's only a fictional character, we love him so much that we frame his face as a HNC logo! But not yet, the account is still new. Anyways, back to how we started! It was a series of PMs that started it. And the fact Sanity was about quit humor. Looooong story. And maybe I should tell you that loooooooooong story..

Sanity was tired of humor. All the nonsense it brought to the archive! Ugh. There's that and the fact she was in a morbid state and a foul mood so she decided to become an angst author. What fun, eh? She posted it up on her profile, declaring her humor was no more. KayeLuv/Kaye read the note and decided to stop Sanity's, well... insanity I guess.

She PM'd the author and set her straight. Sanity, who finally saw the light, agreed not to quit humor, but merely only take a break from it.

Kaye's vision of the Humor Ninjas Club gave a spark to Sanity mind. She thought that they should have a REAL club, with REAL members. Oh, but this club MUST serve somewhat of a purpose; To improve the 39 Clues archive's humor category.

And so, the two girls got to work, aiming for a goal that seemed too far away to reach.


HOW TO JOIN THE HNC;

So you want to become one of us eh? *laughs evilly* Then you have to meet the requirements. ALL OF THEM. We don't exactly want some humor ninjas to taint the minds of new authors, so we hand-pick the best and they are trained by Kaye-san and Sanity-san, the master humor ninjas.

In other words, PM either Sanity Optional or KayeLuv, and please DON'T PM to the Humor Ninjas Club account. If you do, your application will be rejected and won't be considered even if you do PM Sanity or Kaye after. So PM with caution and read EVERYTHING.

One; Have written at least two humor one-shot or multi-chap. Consider this your resume of joining us, if it's bad, we won't accept you, if it's good, you MAY pass. Depends on if we're kind. Which we are. So keep your fingers crossed.

Two; You are somewhat of a hard reviewer. We review humor stories as well, to help improve them, if you say 'OMG THIS IS LIKE THE MOST AWESOME STORY EVAH!' Then you WILL NOT get accepted. We don't want teddy bears thank you very much.

Three; Be literate. Is that so much to ask for? We don't like people text speak. Be literate like.. the Kabras. We don't want you to be arrogant and snobbish like them either though. o.o;; Semi Literate is also accepted.

Four; Wearing thirty hats, while singing 'Love Game' by Lady Gaga all on a tight rope. WHAT!? WE CAN'T MAKE THEM DO THAT? *sighs* Then.. just.. forget this.

Five; You must be like a ninja. Secretive, sneaky and filled with... HUMOR!!!

Six; Be amazing. ;D

THE MEMBERS; (Rollover for member quotes)

One; Dan Cahill - The Fictional Ninja Character of the 39 Clues

Two; KayeLuv - The Violet Humor Queen Penguin of the Philippines

Three; Sanity Optional - The Royal Purple Creeper/Tiger of Canada

BLOG ENTRIES;

03/13/2011 Blogger; Sanity - Sorry I haven't helping much, but life's been a bit busy. ^^ The logo looks great, but I would like to tweak it, sending the image as an attachment would be nice Kaye. :) But not necessary.

03/05/2011 Blogger; Kaye- Sorry about this Sanity but, I kind of made the logo already. Sorry! I made it, feel free to change it because it's been a while since we last PMed. Heh, sorry about it. Hope the picture is okay!

02/18/2011 Blogger also; Kaye- I just edited very, super duper minor stuff. That I'm afraid you'll never notice.

02/18/2011 Blogger; Sanity - Well we've got the account set up, now we have to wait about 23 hours more until we can add the logo.. which hasn't been made. *sighs* Well, that's kind of my fault considering I'm a graphics creator. ^.^;; Keep waiting!