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In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.


You say vampires,

I say wizards.

You say Robert Pattinson,

I say Daniel Radcliffe.

You say Jacob Black,

I say Sirius Black.

You say Volturi,

I say Voldemort.

You say Forks,

I say Fawkes

You say Edward Cullen,

I say Cedric Diggory forever.

You talk about fan following,

I talk about WORLD following.

You say pretty Bella,

I say kick ass Ginny.

You say the best couple is Edward and Bella,

I say that's Ron and Hermione .

You say thunderstorm baseball in a forest,

I say thunderstorm Quidditch in midair.

You say run,

I say why bother when you can just Apparate?

You say Victoria,

I say Bellatrix.

You say shapeshifting wolves,

I say Animagi Marauders.

You say blood,

I say Honeydukes Chocolate.

You say fans,

I say fanatics.

END: Dud, because they were too scared to fight,

END: War WON!

You say Twilight Saga,

I say Harry Potter, now AVADA KEDAVRA!!

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From the Outside by TheCloakedShadow reviews
Avery joins Dauntless, after waiting so long and training secretly. As luck had it she started with a broken arm, putting her at a heavy disadvantage, but she was prepared for the hardship, just not for the blue eyed leader she can't help but be drawn to. (Starts one year before the books) Older Teen rating for suggestive themes!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 138,479 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Four/Tobias, Eric, OC - Complete
The Burning Bridge by TheRanger'sDaughter reviews
The second installment of the RA reacts series is here! The gang returns to react to the startling events that lead to Morgarath's downfall. Rated T because Rangers curse...and evidently so do diplomats.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,701 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/8/2015
Death's True Hallows by Ensis96 reviews
She had electric blue hair and emerald green eyes that twinkled with mirth at their surprise, but what put her even more out of place was her clothing. She had no robe or House emblem, nothing Wizardly about her at all. The halfblood beamed at the Poltergeist of Hogwarts and brightly spoke words that had never once been said: "Hi Peeves, it's nice to meet you!" (A Next-Gen fanfic)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 307,969 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 10/13/2015 - OC, Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Reading The Battle for Skandia Oakleaf Bearers by Ranger Ithilwen reviews
This will be a reading of the books. Will have Duncan, Arald, Rodney, Sir David, Crowley, Halt, Gilan, Will, Horace, Lady Pauline, Alyss, Jenny, Lady Sandra, Lady Margaret and Cassandra. Will have sporadic updates.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Will, Horace, Halt, Crowley
Quest for Origin by TundrainAfrica reviews
A young boy gets washed up on the shore of Camp Half Blood with no memories whatsoever of his life before. How did he end up there? Is it all just a coincidence? Or is it a message from the Gods? What's with his uncanny skill with the bow?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,451 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 3/23/2013
Hecate's Realm by fowlbynamedorkbynature reviews
Frank and Hazel are sent to Hogwarts on a quest from Hecate to protect Harry from Sirius Black during his third year. Post BOO, pre TOA. Part 2 of The Gods' Playground Series (It's not necessary to read Part 1 to still understand or enjoy the series. Things from Part 1 will be explained in later chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/27/2018 - Published: 8/30/2016 - [Frank Z., Hazel L.] Harry P., Seamus F.
Dark Phoenix by Lightningscar reviews
"This camp isn't for me. I don't belong." A few years after Nico said this, some Campers apparently agreed. Will Nico find a new home at Hogwarts or will he meet rejection there as well? Will he even want to return to Camp Half-Blood when they need him? No slash. Ignores 'Heroes of Olympus' series, though characters from it might appear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 272,863 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 3/25/2018 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
The Bard, the Thief, and the Ranger by Ardoa88 reviews
While Will and co. are off having grand adventures, Gilan is reassigned to his home Fiefdom of Caraway. But life isn't as laid back as it would seem, the northern country Picta is stirring up trouble, and Gilan is sent to go aid Norgate Fief. Return to Araluen with a host of characters old and new, and enjoy a classic adventure in a wondrous world. (Set after book 6)
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,905 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/27/2018 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Gilan, Crowley, Malcolm, OC
Crowley's Apprentice- Stories from Araluen by Crowley's Apprentice reviews
Includes characters from the original books, in addition to a young girl with a secret- she is the crown princess of Aridia. After running away from the uptight life as a royal, she went to live with the wards of Castle Redmont. Eager to prove herself, she asks to become a horsemaster, but fate leads her elsewhere. Will she succeed in her new path?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,258 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Will, Halt, Crowley, Seley el'then/Selethen
Forgetting Blood by falachen reviews
It has been 15 years since Quarize's Civil War. Will hasn't heard from his father. His life and reputation has skyrocketed. Every day he tries to forget the blood that runs in his veins. One person, however, keeps reminding him. Then Will gets the shock of his life. Jason has chosen his path. But what does that mean for them both?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Will, Halt, Gilan, OC - Complete
Call Me Lucky by FoxySocks42 reviews
Alyss died to save a child in a burning inn. Since that day, Gwen has lived, alone, in the forest for 15 years. But as fate would have it, the Rangers find her. Apprenticeship offers her a chance at a new life; and she takes it.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 1/2/2017
Father Dearest by TheRanger'sDaughter reviews
Cathal O'Carrick has had a rough life. He grew up on a lie and was almost an orphan. When his presence is graced with a man from Araluen Cathal's whole life is about to change. Rated T and John's couples stay intact.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 12/17/2015
Dripping Blood by falachen reviews
It's been roughly a year since Quarize and Araluen fought. A year since Will last saw his father and brother. Life is peaceful...until Will received a letter. Now he's in the middle of Quarize's civil war. His choices will dictate who lives and who dies. Can he swim through the rivers of blood and lies to bring peace? Can father love son again? What secrets will he have to bear?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Will, OC - Complete
Unknown Blood by falachen reviews
What if Daniel wasn't Will's father but actually his uncle? What would it mean if Will's mother gave Halt a piece of cloth bearing the emblem of a four-legged snake? And what happens when Will's father finally finds him? Will there be peace? Or war? In the end, some lines must be drawn in blood. But whose blood? Your family or your friends? And who fits in each category?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,075 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Will, Horace, Halt, OC - Complete
Ranger's Apprentice: Magic Knows No Bounds by Mischivous Purple One reviews
Yet another new one... *sigh* Ah well. Harry Potter dies killing volders. Will 'dies' after being gored by the boar in book 1. What was with the blue energy? And now the odd memories of a life not his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Harry P., Will
The Ruins of Gorlan by TheRanger'sDaughter reviews
The first installment of my RA reacts series. Join the Ranger's Apprentice cast as they react to the first book of Ranger's Apprentice series. Rated T for cursing.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 111,223 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Complete
I'm here by Alyss-8D reviews
It has been a month since they returned from Skandia. Maybe Will is acting the same as before.. but that's just the thing that worried Halt. He was acting. Halt wants to know what really happened in Skandia, not just the bigger picture. Reading the book The Icebound land story
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Halt, Will
Ranger's Apprentice by Theodora Helena Miller reviews
Halt has a new apprentice who's training with Gilan and Will's first apprentices, and there's a whole new host of other apprentices that change the way Rangers operate and train completely. T for drinking.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 70,467 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Will - Complete
One Conversation Between Friends by The Book Thief reviews
Will is worried about what the future holds; luckily, Gilan's there to help put things in perspective.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Will, Gilan - Complete
Reunion by The Book Thief reviews
The journey back to Araluen: Will, Evanlyn, Horace and Halt head home. Set post-Icebound Land. Slight Will/Evanlyn.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete