Bella and Alice are best friends who live in NEW YORK, Alice works for her boss Jasper who never notices her and Bella is a carefree bartender. ExB JxA RxEM. Rated M for mature scenes and language. Give it a shot very good.

Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.

What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC

A "what if" story. In Definitely Dead, when Quinn picks Sookie up for their first date, Eric is there, and tells Quinn that Sookie has been his, and will be again. When Quinn asks Sookie if she is Eric's or not, she says "not." But, what if she hadn't?

After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family? NC-17 for later chapters

A photograph gets Ranger special benefits with Stephanie.

Stephanie does a favor for Ranger and ends up going for a little ride. BABE. Not Morelli friendly. Random one-shot.

Sookie has a problem with a certain vampire bill she goes to fangtasia to ask for help from the area sheriff where they immediately realize they are more than mates more than bonded more than fated. this is a love at first site love story.AU

Ranger is out of town when he learns Stephanie is in trouble and he has to drive all night to get home to her.

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

And by "Men", I mean Eric. This will be a series of one shots where Eric gets dressed up in a different yummy uniform that Sookie gets to take off of him. AH/AU Summer is the season for lemonade! Rated M for a reason!

Edward and Bella, best friends for 23 years, and madly in love. Both are afraid to say it, both are afraid to act on it, but events take a turn where they must act, or risk losing it all. ONE SHOT. EXB. M for lemon. Birthday story for Mamagriffen!

Bella Swan doesn't do one-night stands. But the way Edward Cullen makes love to that guitar onstage has her wishing she could trade places with it, if only for one night... Winner "Best Romance" in the Truly Anonymous Twilight OS Picture Prompt Contest

Edward thinks he can convince Bella to marry him by denying her sex? The boy's got another thing coming. A story of patience, love, and baseball.

Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.

Bella believes in the simple things. She works hard, lives alone, does her best to get by. What happens when she meets the stunning Edward Cullen-while trapped in an elevator? Its Hollywood meets hometown. What can they teach each other about love?AH

Can an intense encounter that began in the gym's sauna lead to a meaningful relationship? Cautiously, Bella attempts to test drive this theory with her gorgeous Spin teacher, Edward. Fasten your seat belts and hold on tight. Rated M for L/SC.

He was my forbidden fruit. A man so close, almost too close, yet so far out of reach. He loved me, took care of me, but did not crave me the same way I did him. I wanted everything, yet had nothing. But things were going to change. I could feel it.

History Professor Edward has been pining away for his sweet, smart, beautiful student. When she lets her inner vixen out to play, will he be able to resist?

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

Just little snippets and smuttakes that didn't quite fit into the story, but I still wanted to post. ExB Mature. Outtake suggestions welcome.

Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC

An A/H one shot. Sookie gets an opportunity she can't resist. It's rated M for a reason - lots and lots of lemony goodness. The genre selection is a bit off, but the story has a bit of both.

After repeatedly spurning the advances of Bill Compton, Sookie is turned against her will. Sookie decides to fight back the only way she knows how. Perhaps Eric Northman will be able to help her. This is definitely an AU and the characters are OOC.

Eric Northman's band, Area Five, just lost some members and his pride is wounded. Fellow bandmember Bill suggests his best friend, bassist Sookie Stackhouse. Details inside. AH/AU, We're going to Florida!, and some OOC on Sookie's part, the good kind.

It is a retelling of the books after the Longshadow incident if Sookie hadn't have left with Bill. Sookie and Bill do not have a romantic relationship... lemony goodness, OOC, AU... not so uptight Sookie and of course it is full of the Viking

When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".

Random outtakes from "I Don't Believe in Vampires." Some lemons, some explanations, some scenes that just didn't fit in the flow of the story. Each outtake will have a spoiler alert/suggested chapter reading.

Winner of the Public Vote in the Curvaceous & Bodatious Contest - thank you for your votes! Collab w/Iadorepugs-Edward Cullen owns the popular nightclub Eclipse where image is supposedly everything. When plus-sized Bella Swan is drafted into helping out at Eclipse what will they both learn about images?

Will an evening out with friends finally land Bella the pain in the ass she's been pining over for years? Rated M! My entry for the Edward Gets Ficd Contest.

Bella is a small town girl who leaves her hometown to start a new life in Seattle. Her only hope was to find herself, but when she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, she finds a whole lot more than she bargained for. Curvaceous/Bodacious FF Contest Entry.

You never realize how fast things can change between two people. When unforeseeable circumstances tear two best friends apart, can they find their way back to each other, and fix their broken hearts?

Bella and Edward get stuck on he road on their way home for the holidays. What will the two best friends do to keep themselves warm and entertained? Will Bella be able to continue hiding her secret from him when the night is over? BxE, AH, o/s

Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!

Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!

Bella goes clubbing every Saturday night to forget about her hot, but mean boss, the CEO of Cullen Advertising, Edward Cullen. What happens when she drunk dials her boss and what does Edward really think of Bella? Dirty Edward AU/AH Two-Shot

O/S - Despite her fear of heights, Bella books a flight to Chicago to complete a book deal with a demanding author. But fear of flying isn't Bella's only problem. LOVE IS IN THE AIR CONTEST WINNER. 1st place public vote / 2nd place judge's vote

It had been so long since we'd been… intimate… and my body was craving for him, hard. So, I did what any normal, horny girl would do… I stole his pants. Or, at least, I would be from now on. Rated M for language and other lemony reasons.

Edward Cullen is a rock star in the biggest band of the decade. He's America's "It Boy," but he's still unhappy. Will Bella be in time to save him? AH AU. Nominated for Rare Gem Award

Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wits' end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE (Russian translation link in profile)

What happens when Pilot Eric gets trapped in an airport with Stewardess Sookie? AH, AU, Language & Lemons. Don't read it if those sorts of things offends you.

Sookie Stackhouse is not very impressed with the vampire that recently moved into town. Bill Compton has Sookie thinking that vampires are overrated, until she meets a tall blond vampire that is nothing like Vampire Bill. A/U

Just another drab Thursday, or so he thought... AH Edward Bella Rated M for language & sexual content. Written for the TSA Hot Lemon Contest

Combine one part stubborn chef with one part sexy club owner. Toss in a broken oven, a plotting friend and a psychopath. Mix well. What do you get? A Sticky Situation - and possibly a recipe for love. My one-shot entry for the Kiss A Cook Contest.

Bella is working as a mall Elf when she becomes attracting to the most infuriating Santa ever. What will she do when a quiet biker also catches her interest? Who will she choose or, more importantly, who will choose her?

This is a Two-shot for Cosmogirl7481's birthday. Edward and Bella are both single parents looking for love. But this is fic, so of course they are secretly crushing on each other. Can Edward get into Bella's momjeans by the end of chapter 2? Yes!

My entry for The Twi Girls Next Door "12 days of Christmas" contest. Bella Swan has grown to hate Christmas, when new acquaintance Edward Cullen finds out he devises a plan to change her mind.

EXAMPLE story for Valentine's Fae Tales Contest. Not an entry. What happens when three vampires find the most beautiful woman in the world, and they all want her for their own? What will they do to get her? Be patient and lemons will follow. AU, OOC

Bella goes home for Christmas to find a homeless man in her bed. ENTRY for the Baby It's Cold Outside O/S Contest

Edward, a famous actor, and Bella, a workaholic, are both looking for a quiet place. Can they find that place in each other? Entry into the Baby It's Cold Outside O/S Contest Rated M for Lemons

Bella begrudgingly takes in a rare bit of culture when her best friend takes her to the symphony. Sure to hate every musical minute of it, Bella finds herself surprised when she lays eyes on the guest soloist and his talented violin hands. O/S AH Lemon

Bella and Mike have dated for four years, but his recent sneaky behavior has red-flags waving for Bella and her friends. Will he be caught in the act? Who will be there to comfort her? AH, AU, slightly OOC, One shot.

When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.

Bella Swan takes a short-cut through Bloomingdale's each morning on her way to work. Mr. Masen is the new day manager. Will they meet? Come along and read and see what happens.

Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.

Entry to the All Hallows Eve Contest: There's something different about Edward Cullen...and she doesn't care. She falls in love with him anyway. Everything changes on Halloween night. Will another Halloween night years later bring them full circle?

Bella is striving to succeed at her new job, but her efforts are complicated by one cocky, drop-dead gorgeous road construction worker who seems determined to make her late for work.e

Eric Northman is a gambler by trade. One night he stops in Desire, Colorado on his way to California and the poker game that will change his life. Instead, he stops at a saloon and discovers that it is not the game that will change his life. Sookie/Eric

Bella Swan needs a plumber. She also needs a new man in her life. Can Edward Cullen, of Cullen Plumbing Services, help her fix both these problems?

"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.

Bella needed her car serviced but she got more serviced than she bargained for. Smutty one shot! Collab. b/t Ohpenelope5446 and Joayla written for 84Gemma!

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.

Bella's boundaries are tested when she begins a new relationship with mysterious and aloof Edward Cullen.

Bella is a sex therapist. Her new client just so happens to be Edward, who is a virgin that comes to her for help. All Human.

Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.

Would you like a little dessert after your meal? Too bad Edward has to wait a whole year for his. A/H Humor/Lemony Goodness! 1st Place Tie for Best Appetizer and 1st Place for Best Dessert in The Lovin In The Oven Contest.

Bella thought she had her life figured out; until a charismatic stranger overhears her embarrassing phone call and shows her everything she was missing. AH.

I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.

Two complete strangers wait for the elevator every day, arriving and leaving at the same time. One day, the electricity goes out while the strangers are riding together, and they find novel ways to make the time fly by. FGB one-shot for AgoodWITCH.

It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.

Continuation of my one shot One Weekend. Bella and Edward have decided that one weekend wasn't enough for them, but certain rules apply. Rated M for multiple lemons and language. AH

While Bill is away Sookie starts to receive love letters from Eric

AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan hate each other. Always have, always will. Right? AU, AH, OOC, Multiple PoV's.

Bella isn't your regular government agent. She's a rogue agent, and she's killing everyone that ruined her life. What happens when she takes an FBI agent, Edward Cullen, hostage? Will her revenge still be burned into her mind? AU, AH, OOC.

Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!

Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.

Bella and Edward meet in Fangtasia.Soon their little paradise is shattered as the women of Lake Claiborne turn up dead.Its up to Bella to solve this mystery and save her innocent brother. True Blood/Twilight mix

Bella is a young and troubled single mom in desperate need of money. Edward is the son of two millionaires, and in desperate need of tutoring. Both are students at Harvard. How will they react to one another? What will they learn? Not the best summary R&R

Eric Northman is looking for something; what will he find with real estate agent Sookie Stackhouse at the helm of his house hunt? LEMONS! Pure smutty filthy lemons with a side of story mixed in. ONE SHOT.. maybe. ;

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...

Edward’s down and out and working a job he despises. What happens when that job leads him to Bella Swan? Can the pretty brunette help Edward turn his luck around? For the TwiHardFics "Love in unlikely places" contest. Collaboration with GrayMatters

Another one of Emmett's 'bright' ideas leaves Edward & Bella in a fight. What will it take for Edward to convince Bella to let him back in the bed? Can Emmett help right the wrong? Both E & B POV, AU, AH, rated M for later chapters.

Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC

AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.

After a considerably long and draining week at school and work, Bella's been through it all. She needs to blow off a little steam this weekend... AU / AH OOC. Rated M for Lemon.

Bella's off to college where she meets the player, Edward Cullen, and the nice guy, Vince Craig. They both have their eye on her. Is Edward really a player? Is Vince as nice as he acts? & Who keeps calling her? Drama isn't just meant for high school. AU!

Bella & Alice head out for a winter vacation in Tahoe. Along the way, they meet Rose & Emmett, and during their stay, they meet both Edward & Jasper. Tahoe Tanglings is co-authored by AHizelm & HammondGirl, and will include all POVs. BxE,

Bella is jilted on her wedding day. Can Edward help her to pick up the pieces of her shattered heart. All Human, Slightly OOC.

LEMON one-shot set a few weeks after the events of D&G. Sookie is having a very hard time managing her pain, both mental and physical. Sensing her distress, Eric finally comes to her aide. Sookie POV. Caution: Angst, sap, and smut ahead.

Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?

Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.

...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness

Sookie is hearing things in her woods. Eric comes over take a look and she learns a few new things about the Viking. Takes place after Dead And Gone and Gift Wrap short story . One shot. Lemons.

A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.

Entry for the Perv Pack's "An Officer and a Gentleman" Contest. When Bella's home is burglarized, she's forced to take in unexpected company in the form of one gorgeous cop. Rated M for language and lemons. AU/AH.

Successful musician Edward Cullen could have any woman he wants. But there's only one he can't stop thinking about and she seems oblivious to his feelings. Could a Christmas wish change everything for both of them?

My name is Bella Swan and I am totally and irrevocably in love with my best friend Edward Cullen. His sister Alice has a plan to make him notice me, claims it's fool proof but what happens if I turn out to be the fool? BxE.Slight AU.AH First full fic.

Shy researcher Bella Swan is coerced by her best friend Jacob Black to spend a night in a gay bar checking out the new piano player, Edward Cullen. Can Bella find the way to Edward's heart by bringing him a tasty apple pie? FGB o/s for AngryBadgerGirl

Bella is all alone in Seattle this Christmas. Can an old school friend give her some festive cheer? A smutty E/B one-shot.

Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content

Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst

Bella Swan was a popular girl until a pre-summer incident leads her to start her senior year as an outcast. Forced to sit alone at the reject table with Edward Cullen, a guy with a serious reputation. REWRITE: TRUTH IN LOVE.

Sookie has never thought of Eric as anything but her brothers friend but will one Halloween weekend change all that. Sookies POV. AU/AH. Written for Eric and his Great Pumpkin.

Sookie is dressed to impress for Pam's Halloween party. What will happen when she meets a shirtless hottie? AH/AU, ONESHOT. Halloween theme. Lemonade.

AH, AU, Bella has 3 jobs and somehow manages to fit in time with her best friend Alice and Room mate Rose... Edward is this jerk she keeps running into, first at work. Then in her appartment. Can she get rid of him? Does she even want to?

My entry for the Eric & His Great Pumpkin contest. Sookie needs Eric's help for a Halloween surprise for Bon Temps, but Eric has a surprise of his own. Rates M for some tangy lemons.

My 2nd Submission for the Erics Great Pumpkin one shot contest. It's lemony, graphic goodness. It's Halloween and Sookie gets some long awaited answers. Or does she? HMMMMMMM

Eric and His Great Pumpkin One-shot Contest Title: The Red Envelope Your Pen name:PleasantlyWeird Characters: Eric & Sookie. Disclaimer:I don't own these characters, I break them out of Charlaine's Brilliant World and make them do naughty things.

Bella tortured by the Cullens and Hales for 7 years. Bella's parents die in a terrible accident. She is adopted and taken away by Tanya and Liam Denali. What happens when she comes back to Seattle as a beautiful and smart woman trying to conquer an evil.

After moving home to be closer to her family, Bella meets and falls for sexy Doctor Daddy Edward. Lemons. Entry for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest

After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.

AU, all human. The girls meet their dream guys and it seems like things might just be perfect. But when James, an old friend of Edward’s with a disturbing criminal background, comes into town and fixates on Bella, things get complicated. And dangerous.

Bella works as a Resident Advisor at Seattle U. She meets Edward Cullen during a Halloween party & learns that he lives on her floor. She finds herself falling in love with him throughout the semester, but what could he possibly see in her? BxE, AH

Isabella Swan was a nerdy girl who was picked on by the popular kids in school, especially Edward Cullen. When she moves back after almost six years during her senior year of high school, how will things change? AH ExB. REWRITE: MASTERS OF WAR.

When writer’s block gets in the way of Bella Swan’s second book, serendipity and misunderstandings bring her inspiration in a place she never thought she’d find it. Edward/Bella. All-human.

Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!

All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...

When Bella's grandmother passes away, she leaves her house in Forks, which is in shambles to Bella in her will. What happens when Bella hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to fix the damages? Entry for the Summer of Smut Contest - ONE OF TWO WINNERS -

Eric n' Sooks Summer of '69 One Shot Contest Winner: Eric is a wounded officer in the hospital, and Sookie is his nurse, but she carries her own wounds. War and fate throw them together, but can they heal each other? Rated M.

This is my birthday gift to you all. I figure this is the best way for us to celebrate together. It's Sookie's birthday and Eric has a surprise for her...will it really work out for the best or will our favorite Viking find himself in over his head?

14 days of summer-themed-smut! Same as the SmutVent calendar, each chapter will be a one shot written by a different guest author in a countdown to 21st June - the first official day of summer. Enjoy!

A Bella & Edward love story, circa "Twilight." There is a new kind of Evil lurking in Forks and Bella will require lots of protection, especially from that creepy guy. This will lead to lots of lemons! :D

What's a girl to do on her 18th birthday? Get her first tattoo of course! What happens when Bella and Alice take a weekend trip to Seattle for tattoos and they run into Rosalie, Edward, Jasper? What's a girl to do with a man covered in ink?

Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus

Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?

Bella moves to forks to live with her dad, Chalie and half brother, Emmett. She befriends Rosalie and Alice immediately. When she hears a story about Alice's cousin, she can't help but be drawn to him. BxE AU/AH My first fanfic so please review!

Edward Cullen's a lost boy until he meets a girl with a particular pair of brown eyes. Will she be able to save him? Or will he end up saving her?

bella is starting her first year of college at NYU fith her best friends alice and rose.while ther she bumps into a guy she had a crush on in jr high. what will happen when he figures out who she is? all human normal pairings..m rating for future lemons

The night before his wedding, Edward tries to make the time pass more quickly until he can see Bella again. Get a glimpse inside one of Edward's fantasies in this one-shot, an outtake from "The List". For mature readers, only.

25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!

All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…

Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH

Bella has always been a shy creature but when she gets insulted by a rouge she decides that she wants revenge. She wants to know sin and passion in his arms. But what happens when Bella realizes that the man that she had just seduced might not have been J

A piece of pure V-Day inspired fluff. PWP. ESN Template. Rated M for a reason folks.

All Human. Bella Swan has never been hip, never been cool and never been in, until now. Alice Cullen, her new roommate,decides that Bella is going to be to be those things. However Bella soon becomes the focus of unwanted attention from Edward Cullen. B/E

All Human. 10 teenagers meet on a holiday across Africa. But they soon realise they are certainly not in paradise after all when strange disappearances start to plague their group. Soon they are terrified who will be next...Expect suspense,drama& romance!

Bella is daydreaming her way through college in the University of Washington library. When she's hooked up on a double date with a quiet, gorgeous man, will her dreams become reality? AU/AH.

After graduating high school Bella Swan spends the summer getting to know Edward Cullen, the brooding older brother of her best friend Alice. They both start to wonder how things will progress when they head to college together in the fall.

Bella hates the circus and yet she keeps going back...could a certain green-eyed magician have anything to do with it? OneShot AH *Lemon*

Bella is the new arrival in Forks, best known to the male population as FRESH MEAT. Edward Cullen is infamous for his way with the ladies, so his friends decide to challenge his charm. Can he win their money or will he fail miserably? Bella isn’t as innoc

What happens when your favorite or non favorite Twilight characters all end up in detention on a Saturday morning at Forks High School? Are you ready to serve Saturday School? TwilightxBreakfast Club. Drama? Anger? Love? Sure. All human all in character

Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...

Edward falls in love with a stranger after spending one night with her trapped in a dark elevator only to have her disappear in the morning. His only hope is to find the match to the panties she left behind. Will he find her again? For the SMC contest.

Bella starts a new job at Edwards families restaurant and sparks ignite. See full summary inside. AU/AH, CANONS, slightly OOC, LEMONS GALORE!

“For My Valentine” Contest Entry; Bella has loved her brothers best friend for so long, tattoo artist Edward Cullen. But after deciding to wean herself from her desire will he surprise her with a longing of his own? BxE all human, R/R/Vote

When Bella behaves childishly and selfishly how does Edward handle it? The more dominant side of Edward is in this story and it does contain a spanking, fair warning! Edward/Bella.

Pleasure is not always given, sometimes it is taken... and sometimes it is both. SMC contest entry.

Edward 'buys' Bella at a charity auction. There's mutual attraction there but he won't act on it. So Bella tries to make him... All Human, BxE, rated M for possible adult content later on

What if Edward and Bella didn't forgive each other after Bella escaped school to go to La Push? Edward thinks that Bella belongs to him. Will Bella obey him? Lemons! Slightly to Very OOC for Edward. However, I think we can all see Bella acting like this.

Edward is having a bad day. But, not as bad as Miss Bella Swan's. What will happen when he takes her out to dinner to help her feel better! ExB, LEMON, ONE-SHOT

Edward won't touch Bella the way she wants him to. What happens when he thinks she is tempting someone else...? BPOV. Lemons! Slightly OOC in later chapters! My first fic!

Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

On a business trip down to Georgia, Edward gets set up to stay with an old friend of Carlisle's where he meets Bella. But when an old boyfriend comes back into the picture and threatens her life and her happiness, can Edward save her? AU / All Human

All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal. Edward finally cedes and The Cullens are gonna give her what she wants......and what she never imagined she wanted. In return, Bella will give them something they never thought they would have again.

Another Eric/Sookie One-shot. Sookie pays Eric back for his performance in Vegas. Rated M for a reason. COMPLETE.

Bella's in her junior yr of college and she's had a very eventful yr. Her best friend Alice is in love with her boyfriend, her brother Emmett is asking her for sex advice and she's already had 2 marriage proposals in less then a yr. wtf? OOC. AU/AH. BxE.

Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as they present to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated M for gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.

Eric/Sookie One-shot. Eric's POV. Explicit Lemony-Goodness. COMPLETE.

Therapist Bella and Patient Edward... another one-shot into my book of lemons. What happens when the sexual tension gets too much for Edward and Bella at Bella's office?

It’s not easy being the clumsiest waitress in town, but is it really Bella’s fault that the bartender is so distracting? AU AH

Sookie wakes up one morning to find a token on her bedside table... Eric/Sookie

Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.

Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.

Bella Swan, a resident, is struggling with the realities of a medical career when she mets attending Dr. Edward Masen, a real life Dr. Love. Can he save her from her own self doubt? AU Human, OOC.

During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU

WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.

Days before her wedding, Bella decides to go for one last motorcycle ride. Edward is Not Please. One-Shot.

Bella has been married to famous rock star Edward Cullen for a few years now. She understands the sacrifices that one makes for fame, but do those darn paparazzi have to interrupt her and Edward at such inopportune times? AH. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward

Bella's a college freshman who meets Edward the Sigma Pi, but he's not your average frat boy. All human...and lots o'lemons on the horizon for this one...

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.

Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!

Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.