hiya to anyone who is atualy wanting to read my profile, metaphorical cookies go out to you! my name is sam and im a 16 year old girl(yes sam can be a girls name), and i live somewhere in canada.

im a fan of oh, any type of story, really. wether its in movie, book game anime or tv format. and i like any kind of messed up stange crack story/paring. also im good at finding them, so if you looking for something odd/awesome go threw my favs, you'll find something. i prommise! also if you know of a strange/awesome crack story/paring, plz do tell me of it! it would be verry mutch apperciated!

now i think im just gonna write some stuff about my oc's. pleasse note that i change them constently and compleatly. and that this is them in there raw, sam land vertion. they WILL change when i add them to a story, when and if i ever do add them to one.

name-Kurono(belonging to dark), amaya(dark rain), kristin, dusk

race-dusk sprite

female

age-16

element-air

birthday-1996, june 13th, midnight (fire rat, gemini)

aperance-extremely pale skined,vibrant green eyes, dark black hair to about an inch above her belly button, 5 '6.
clothes- a grey hooded dress, that goes to just above her knee's, with a slightly longer/ louser white dress underneth. she's bare-footed and has a red ribbin in her hair

personality- a quiet, semingly emotionless girl. she's smart, carefull and cuning when in any kind of life or death sictuation, but has no tact what so ever and can seem very mean. though this is beacause she finds such social currtasys to be useless and pointless rather then an atualy want to offend people. overly protective of her younger twin, hotaru

wepons- a pair of glove/claw things that-when on your hands- look woverine-ish. named sayuri (japaness for orange lily's, means hatred/revenge in hanakotoba{flower language})

name-hotaru(firefly), kitsune(demon fox), erica(high ruler of all), dawn

race- dawn sprite

female

element-air

birthday-1996, june 14th, 3:33 (fire rat, gemini)

aperance-lightly taned skin,vibrante green eyes, red hair of about sholder lenght,
clothes- a tight-ish green shirt with a loues-ish thing over it, and blue strechy pants that go to just bellow the knee

personalty-carefree, generous, warm hearted, and child like. loves sunny days, butterflys, and blood. she is absalutely facinated with blood. she enjoys the company of anyone from a person to a squirl to a tree. but will likely forget of your existance once your gone, she loves to travel and see new things and has a sence of truth and a way with words and numbers. is generly very friendly but if anyone ever does anything mean to her big sister, she will kill them in a extremly painful bloody way.

wepons- she has a small dager named yami, but only uses it in extream circumstances. she fights mostly with her hands and feet.

name-lynelle(beutiful tourch)

race-fay, of the fire court

female

element-fire

birthday-1986, augast 5th, noon(leo, fire tiger)

apperance-black skin, red eyes, black hair to her mid black with grey and white bangs, 5 '6
clothes-she has a white halter top with a collour and a medalion and a colouful, skirt thats to the ground.

personality-she's normaly very quite and keeps to herself but has one hell of a temper! and once you get to know her you'll find she can be very giddy and childlike. she's VERY impulsive. very sarcastic.

wepons-she carys a battle axe's with a Kusari-gama attached to the end with a chain named shira-yuri (white lily, means death in Hanakotoba)

my storys

why you shouldn't hit girls- sucks! dont read it unless you can tolerate uter crap! even then i dont sugest it!

im gonna die arnt i?-still not that good... better though, i want to be able to write out the idea's i had for 'why you shouldn't hit girls' without it sucking(i never even got to the plot of the story, its just the set up for the plot..) so im writing out back stories for everyone, too improve my writing/story abilitys before i get to my story...and sorry if i take awhile... i WILL continue writing!

the other story i have up(i forget the name) is a story concept that me and lynny came up with i wrote the first chapter, she was SUPOSED to write the secound one, i highly doubt it will ever happen.

byezzz! loves ya all!

Copy and redo this yourself to see who you are more like

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[X] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 5 ]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[ ] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 1 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair color is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4 ]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[ ] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[ ] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 1]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[ ] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (It's not a problem X3)
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious. (wiccan)
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 4 ]

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad. (in fact, he ROCKS)
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 7]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive. (most of the time)
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the color orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 4]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin color.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 3]

SO BASICALY, ZETSU IS LIKE MY LONG LOST BRO :D, PAIN AND ITACHI ARE MY BESTEST FRIENDS :D I BE CRUSHING ON TOBI, HIDAN, DEIDARA AND KISAME :D, AND I DONT REALLY LIKE OROCHI, KONAN, KAKUZU, OR SASORI

Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!

1) bellatrixs lestrange (harry potter)

2) sherlock homes (sherlock homes)

3) joker (batman)

4) train heartnet (blackcat)

5) captin jack (pirates of the carabian)

6) sven (blackcat)

7) florence (yu-gi-oh abriged)

8) eve (blackcat)

9) sousuke (full metal panic)

10) gimli (lord of the rings)

11) itachi uchia (naruto)

12) rogue (x-men)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

sven and itachi? i'm not sure that exists... though i think they'd get along... mabby...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

train is a smexy beast!

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

rogue getting eve pregnate seems pretty unlikly, considering she's a girl. a girl that can't touch someone without killing them... mabby she touched a guy and and stole his ability to pee standing up, becoming a fuctioning trans boy... then impregnated eve cause eve's nano robot things make her rogue-proof somehow... but that be pretty fucked up!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

sousuke? no attualy... i should get on that!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

homes/sven. posibly... there both kinda strange in the same way, never really thought about it though...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

jack/sousuke or jack/gimli. well i feel inclinded to say jack sousuke would be more aesthetically pleasing to me then jack/gimli... then again what do i know! jack could have a thing for harry midgets! and sousuke is kinda a push over... im not too fond of ether so im gonna just move on with life...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

what would happen if florence walked in on rouge and sherlock having sex?. to be perfectly honest, i havent the slightest idea! but i think it would have the potential to be fucking hysterical!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.

the joker and gimli? ummmmm :S 'why so serious? why so serious? letts pt a smile on that face!' 'or we could- you know- not!' crack-fic, ooc, AU, joker/gimli yaoi- dont like dont read.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

bellatrixs and eve? well, i supose eve is fucked up enogh in the head that she and bell's could fall for each other. and bell's could posibably kid-nap her for lord voldamort, cause the nano robot things eve has. and they could posibably have some fluffy hostage moments, posibably. but i kinnda doubt anyone in the world other then me has thought about something so fucked, let alone wrote it!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

flourence and rouge: a demons wish for touch

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

joker? umm i dont think so...

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?

itachi, well considering my best friend is an itachi fan-girl. i would think so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

sherloc homes, train, and captin jack? somehow im doubting anyone having ever writing that. though i dont think i'd be to aposed to reading it.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

gimli. 0.o this is gonna disturb me for a long ass time! ummmm, how about "LEGOLAAAAAS!!" EEEEW! MENTAL IMAGE GET IT AWAY! EEEEEW!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

eve? umm, probably "lithium" or something else by evenesence.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

bellatrixs/sven/rouge... M for SMEXUAL theams.i just cant image bellatrixs NOT trying to do some fucked up domanatrixs shit to rouge... with gloves, of chourse... and seeing as rouge cant touch anyone she'd probably end up watching sven do more fucked up kinky shit to bells after she came, only cause bells likes it like that... and i cant imagine sven would just be standing there when bellatrixs got rouge... i kindda want to write it now, just cause it be so fucked up and strange trying to figure out what the hell anyoned be doing...

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

gimli and sherloc. 0.0 ...ummm... gimli: did you see this coming? you mortal fagot! *gimli then jumps and rapes serloc homes* ...umm sorry, that was the best i could think of...

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

itachi on eve/sherloc. ether 'hnn, i thought they liked each other... but isn't the girl still a child?' or going into a jellous fit of rage and breaking the door. i kindda wanna have a homes eve itachi love triangle now!

20) How emo is Seven?

hmmm. on a scale of one to purple, i'd say pink. florence is sorrta emoesk, but not really emo. more like an evil ass-monkey.

wow, i didn't think i'd be so inspired to write fucked up crack-fics after this... but i am! just you wait!