The Joker suffers an accident that both Batman and Harley feel responsible for, which lands him in a coma. He awakens to a very different Gotham City from the one he knew, where he has to figure out if he can get home, and if he wants to.

Joker in Arkham Asylum, bored as usual, until he hears of a new intern... My version how Joker meets Harleen and manipulates her into Harley Quinn. More chapters coming soon.

Caught out in the blizzard, Maka Albarn needs a place to stay the night. Who better to rescue her than a devilishly handsome stranger? Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater or any of its characters. Please review! Much Love!

It’s been three years since Asura’s defeat and nothing much has changed at the DWMA. All the kids are into their late teens and out of puberty now, but Soul can’t stop dreaming and fantisizing about Maka. His thoughts and feelings about his weapon partner are becoming to much to handle, even interfering at school. He loves her, but the question is, could she feel the same way?

"I'm sorry princess, do I bother you?" He smirked at her, making sure to flash his fangs. Maka only frowned back refusing to be goaded by some stuck up blood drinker. "No Mr Evans it doesn't bother me a bit." She retorted, knowing exactly his weak spots. Soul frowned, this girl was infuriating. Latin vampire and shapeshifter au. Royalty au. SoMa

'She has to keep reminding herself that she was the one who asked for it. After watching a romance film that got a bit too steamy for the certificate it was given with Liz, she had gotten the idea of having sex on top of a piano.' Maka asks Soul if they can have sex on the piano and the boy delivers, good lord does he deliver.

Joker finds a fresh new toy to obsess over. He makes it his mission to unravel everything there is about her and make her his. Joker/OC.

Some days, being the Joker's harlequin helper is as glamorous a job as it sounds—schmoozing with big names, acting as the right hand of the most powerful man in the city, and the like—but more often, Harley gets the feeling that she's only there because the Lost Boys need a mother. Even one as shabbily suited to the job as she is. [Bad Jokes 2.5]

Harley Quinn just broke her psychopathic maybe-boyfriend out of the loony bin, and she's ready to start her real life romantic comedy. The Joker has other ideas, but Harley's more resilient than she looks and she might just turn out to be the greatest joke he's ever told- true love can move mountains, right? At the very least it will help you move a body. (Sequel to Jailbait)

A new take on the infamous romance. Harley and Jack were high school sweethearts until an unfortunate event separates them. Several years later, their lives collide once more. Mostly influenced from TDK, while also drawing from Gotham and the comics. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content. Joker/Harley Quinn

What happens when a deranged criminal falls into obsession with his young and impressionable psychiatrist? Pain, passion and death ensues as the King of Gotham City discovers his Queen at the mad house. A Joker/Harley Quinn origin story. AU.

He grew an unhealthy obsession with the blue eyed doctor. He planned to use her to escape and then whisk her away to make her his Queen of Gotham. He thought it would be a challenge to get the angel face woman to fall to his whim, but little did he know that his sweet talking gal was actually just as crazy as him. Maybe more so. Joker/Harley Possessive Joker. Action/Drama/Crime

Soul and Maka battle against their growing desires for each other, all whilst battling the Black Blood inside of them. Romance may bloom, but will it be destroyed by the bonds that tie them together?

FanFiction of a completely different adaptation - with a few similarities - based on the Suicide Squad characters, looks, and styles - on how Harleen became Harley Quinn, and how she met the Joker. This is a romanticized version of their relationship. The King and Queen of Gotham.

Before a hot and heavy weekend away with the girl of his dreams Soul just has to make it through the graduation ceremony, good thing he's got his own way of paying attention to Maka's speech.

Maka has gone and put herself in danger again. This time Soul is tired of it, he decides it's his turn to take control. SMUT, domination and over stimulation. One-Shot

She must have missed something. They're supposed to hate each other ... right? Soul is acting weird and Maka can't remember a darned thing. See what happens in this cute romance! Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater or any of its characters. Please review! Much love! (Updated summary!)

After accidentally meeting the Joker, Harleen Frances' life takes a new turn and her obsession grows. She becomes Harley Quinn, the strongest piece on the board. NOLANVERSE Joker x Harley Quinn. Set after The Dark Knight.

A documentary-type short story about Harleen Quinzel's life and the doctor/patient scandal that shocked the city.

Harleen Quinzel had been waiting a very long time to finally hear the voice of her soulmate inside her head. His malicious laughter is a welcome- albeit unexpected- comfort to the young upcoming psychiatrist. However, her views on love completely change the day she discovers who her soulmate is. She believes she can change him for the better. Will she be able to? ...Of course not.

It started with coffee. Fours cups, black, with steam dancing pirouettes off the placid surface. The rest...well, he put her up to the rest. (A Nolanverse take on how Harley Quinn came to be. Joker/Harley. The coffee shop AU no one asked for)

Gotham has become a police state occupied by a fascist government. Following a threatening run-in with the police, Harley is saved by a mysterious,yet erratic, anarchist known only as J. His purpose: to ignite a revolution sparked by assassination and destruction. When Harley becomes caught in his chaos, will J be her salvation or lead to her ultimate destruction?

This is a Joker love story. There will be some gory parts and it will contain some lemons later on. :D I'm not very good with summaries, but I hope you'll enjoy my story!

I've been wanting to write this since "Arkham Knight," because that's basically what the game was to me! XD When Lex Luthor threatens innocents and goes into deep hiding, Batman is asked by the Justice League to team up with the Joker, the only other person who knows where Luthor is. Batman is forced to develop a friendship with his arch-nemesis, with amusing results.

Harleen has a lot to balance; school, working nights at a strip club, and an internship at Arkham Asylum. Add the attention of a certain psychopath, his vengeful psychiatrist, and Gotham's biggest mob kings, it's enough to drive her... crazy. HarleyxJoker. DaddyKink. Edgy!Joker.

Doctor Harleen Quinzel never expected her soulmate to end up being her first ever patient at Arkham Asylum, The Joker. But the soulmate identifying tattoos never lie. A Joker/Harley fic with a Soulmate twist. AU. Sexual themes, violence. M rate soon.

When Amanda Waller had first started gathering up bad guys to become a part of her plan. Harley Quinn had never been a part of that plan. Waller was always after one person. One person, she knew she could never control. One person, she knew who on a whim would sabotage her entire operation and one person she knew she had to have on her team. The king of Gotham himself, the Joker.

A loaded weapon, a booth in the club, and Harley and Joker, enjoying dessert. Smut, pwp. Joker x Harley, Suicide Squad-verse.

The sequel to "Home." Harley is left in control of Mr. J's organization. But what happens when Amanda Waller returns to collect her?

A look into the sessions of Harley and the Joker left ambiguous, during their days in Arkham Asylum. Angst, drama, suspense and occasional psychotic meanderings of mad love. (RATED T FOR IMPLICATIONS OF MATURED THEMES, EVENTUAL VIOLENCE AND FATAL INSANITY.)

After being thrown back into Arkham Asylum for the umpteenth time, the Joker works out an escape plan to put himself back out on the streets of Gotham. Although during his stay in the asylum, he meets a beautiful and hilarious woman whose enthusiasm for danger and fun matches his own. However, she wants nothing to do with the clown prince of crime, and he could honestly care less.

Dr. Quinzel never thought she'd be face to face with the infamous Joker, let alone fall in love with him. Her life is turned upside down as she follows behind the Clown Prince of Crime's footsteps and wrecks havoc into Gotham City. Harley POV.

The full story of how psychiatrist Harleen Quinzel falls in love with the Clown Prince of crime while he's a patient at Arkham. She's supposed to be helping him find his sanity, but during their sessions, she begins to see the world from a completely new perspective as she finds herself getting drawn into the Joker's world.

Gotham High has a new girl on campus. Her name, Harleen Quinzel. High school is supposed to be weird but this one surely has it's character's.

The full story of the beautiful insanity that is Harleen Quinzel and The Joker. A slightly altered take on the twisted love story. Will start before Harleens transition to madness, Harleys time with Joker, her Prison stay, and right through suicide squad.

"Love is choosing to serve someone and be with someone in spite of their filthy heart." Newly-minted Arkham therapist Doctor Harleen Quinzel had a mind tiptoeing into questionable territory even before she laid eyes on the Joker. Proximity is a catalyst for mania; how far can she stretch before she snaps? People do crazy things...when they're in love.

Harley goes away for the weekend to attend her parents' thirtieth wedding anniversary party in Brooklyn, leaving the Joker behind in Gotham, on her parents' request. She asks Jonathan Crane to look in on Joker to make sure he doesn't follow her, and doesn't get up to any trouble. Unfortunately for both of them, that's not the Joker's MO.

Harleen is released from Arkham having been fully relieved of her Harley Quinn persona. She is stronger than ever and determined to live a nice, normal life. But where's the fun in that?

After Harley drops in as The Joker is having a meeting at the club, they get liquored up and end the night in the bathroom. One shot.

I know there are a lot of these, but my take on what happened after the end of the movie. lots of sexy times ahead and some mentions of blood and stuff. Rated M for said reasons. enjoy!

I was his psychiatrist, I wanted to help him; it didn't occur to me that I would find his madness intoxicating or that I'd be drawn to him. I wanted to help him but instead he cleared the path to my own insanity. Photo Credit:Warner Bros Pictures

Dr. Harleen Quinzel was just a regular trauma-surgeon with a dark past, when the infamous Joker reached out to her, because he needed her medical assistance. A new take on how Harley&Joker met and fell in love. Rated M for strong language and dark themes. R&R!

Au Where Harley and Joker are married before his accident. Harley's husband has been missing for 4 months after getting involved with some unsavory characters. What will happen when Gotham's new up and coming crime boss gets sent to Arkham where Harley works? Rating may change later in the story

My Valentine's Day story this year. :-) After a fight on Valentine's Day, Harley remembers an event during her early days in the Joker's gang, where she's kidnapped by a rival criminal. Joker has to confront his feelings for her, and decide whether or not she's worth rescuing.

At Arkham Asylum, the Joker and Harleen plays a dangerous game. She finally takes her power back. Smut and sexual themes. Joker/Harleen Quinzel. Suicide Squad-verse.

Another Joker and Harleen Arkham origin story. When the movie just doesn't go into the relationship the way you wished it would, you just have to try to do it yourself. Harleen heads to Arkham, meets the Joker and well...we know the rest.

Where the rest of the world sees a deranged psychopath, Harleen Quinzel sees a man, capable of loving her in his own twisted way. This is her transformation into Harley Quinn. And so, the pawn turns into a queen. Suicide Squad-verse. Mature and sexual content. The Joker/Harley.

A (Mad Love inspired) take on our favorite power couple of the underground. From the first meeting to the 'I do'. DCEU's version of the characters. Hope you enjoy! :D

Harley Quinn is becoming tired of Joker's abuse and wants new love. Luckily for her, Deadpool mysteriously appears in Gotham and one random encounter turns into something more. [rating may change]

(3rd in the Impulse series.) Ayer-verse. The Joker's club 'The King of Diamonds' is facing some issues. Harley wants to help, and the Joker reluctantly accepts her offer. It's bound to be a recipe for disaster. Rated M for Violence, language and sexual content. You have been warned.

She's always had a destiny but she fights it. She has to be more, she has to be stronger than the will of darkness. She wants to understand it and know why. She's running to something but she can't imagine what's waiting for her. He has the key to her future but she'll have to earn it she'll have to prove that she's ready for his world. That its hers too

Everyone knows the origins of the jester who fell in love with her equally mad creator. But what if Harley Quinn was born without the assistance of the Joker? All of Gotham is the stage as two titans collide. And The Clown King declares that The Jester Queen is now his property. Death awaits anyone who tries to interfere, even the Jester Queen herself.

"Thing about toys is they get broken, they get out grown. The next model is always around the corner." Joker has his Harley back, but she seems crazier and more broken than before.

Joker/Harley lemon fic incorporating the few scenes of the movie into the narrative. Eventual smut, not immediate. Graphic depictions of violence and mature subject matter- be warned!

This is a prequel to my story Finally Home, which was a big hit! This will cover my take on what happened between Harleen Quinzel and The Joker when they met at Arkham Asylum. I don't know how long this story will be, but I hope you all enjoy it as much as you seemed to enjoy Finally Home! Rating for later chapters.

"Have you ever been in love?" she asked, serious and almost painfully. It was unlikely for the fun-loving batshit crazy, Harley Quinn. She'd been in-love; at least she knew it was love, not the Stockholm syndrome kind of thing. And in that love –most people (everyone agrees) that she's been unlucky. What they didn't know wouldn't hurt them.

Picks up after The Joker busts Harley Quinn out of Belle Reeve at the end of the movie! Fluff and sexual content inside! Please be gentle, as I've never written these two before!

When newly-graduated doctor Harleen Quinzel is accepted as a new member of staff at Arkham Asylum, she felt as if there was no patient that she could not help. Faced with a problem like the Joker, things turned out differently. She thought that she had been curing him of his problems, when in reality he had been forcing his own upon her. Rated M for later chapters.

The origin story of Doctor Harleen Quinzel and Patient 0801. Now rated M.

First chapter is simply a teaser for the body of this Suicide Squad Fanfic... I'm toying with this idea still...Reviews are encouraged and always welcome..

"The King and Queen of Gotham were out for revenge and God help anyone who got in their way." This story takes off from the end of Suicide Squad and follows Joker, Harley and members of the 'Squad seeking revenge on Waller. Rated M for language/violence/sexual references & future chapters etc. **Warning: Spoilers**

She's testing his patience. He'll test how long it takes her to break. (Severely dark fic. Rated M for a multitude of reasons.)

Harleen Quinzel is a psychiatrist at Gotham was just recently assigned to the Joker's case after his last therapist wound up mutilated. She has admired him for some time, but now she is meeting him in the flesh. Join me on this journey as the good doctor ascends into Harley Quinn by her smart, sexy Mistah J. Rated M for sex, drugs and violence.

A sequel to 'A Queen's Heart In A Joker's Hands' The new King and Queen of Gotham takeover the city and madness runs riot. (when I say Humour in the description, I mean DARK humour)

Dr. Joe Car was a young and brilliant psychiatrist working as an intern at the Arkham Asylum. When he got the opportunity to treat the infamous Harley Quinn he could not be happier. But when two great minds collide, which one will be victorious? A role switch AU, rated M for safety and later. Harley x Joker story from Joker's POV

The early days of Joker and Harley Quinn, what went on in their sessions together.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel is stuck at a job she hates and in a relationship she loathes. Desperate for any excitement, she jumps at the chance to treat The Joker. Though she feels prepared for every game he plays, she falls quickly and hard for him.

One Shot. Joker and Harley are reunited after a particularly long break-up. Rated M for sexual situations.

"Desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power. Do you want this?" Origin Story of Harley Quinn in her POV. Followed by the Movie Events in Joker's POV.

When Harleen Quinzel comes to Arkham Asylum, she is thrown headfirst into her very first case and possibly her biggest challenge yet: treating the Joker. And it's all fun and games until she falls in love with her patient. Follow Harleen's decent into madness and her road to becoming Harley Quinn.

Dr. Harley Quinnzel has just been hired as a Psychiatrist in Arkham Asylum, and is given her very first patient: The Joker (Jared Leto, Suicide Squad universe) Though I don't know what Jared's Joker personality will be like in the upcoming movie, I decided to write down my own sexy, ideal joker as he both tortures and seduces Harley Quinn into craziness! Enjoy!

A dark look into the relationship of The Joker and his Harley Quinn...

An origin story like you never read before. The beginning story of not only about how the Joker released Harley Quinn from deep inside of Harleen Quinzel, but how Harleen turned a man into the crazed lunatic we know today as the Joker. Very dark, graphic scenes, sexual content will show up later on in the story.

Sometimes all it takes is a breath of fresh air for the lines between patient and doctor to blur. When roles become confused, who is the doctor and who is the patient? HarleyxJoker.

What if Joker found someone more fun than Batman? Is Gotham big enough for two Psychopathic Superstars or will the very presence of the other turn Gotham from a play ground into a battlefield? Destruction has never looked so beautiful. Based losely on the song 'Dyeing Breed '.

(1st in the Impulse series.)The Joker and Harley Quinn 'Mad Love' Story with a twist. Based on the Suicide Squad Joker and Harley. Rated-M for violence, language and sexual content.

Harley has the Joker insanely jealous, but not for the reason you'd think. Rated M for violence, language and mature themes. Disclaimer - I own nothing and write these purely for entertainment purposes. Please R & R!

Harley Quinn origin story from her POV. Harleen Quinzel, a young and somewhat naive psychiatrist, hopes to spark a grand career by working at Arkham Asylum. What she doesn't expect is the Clown Prince of Crime taking a special interest in her. Is it just an act? BTAS "Mad Love" inspired! Might be bumped to M.

A unique Harley-centric origin story that delves into Harleen's mindset, past, family & career. It portrays how her relationship with the Joker developed over time as well as her eventual transformation into Harley Quinn. This is a more realistic look at the traditional Mad Love origin and includes many other characters from the DCU. M for lemons/violence. Please read and review.

After being kidnapped from Arkham, Harleen Quinzel wakes up to a different reality, thinking things couldn't get worse from there. Little did she know, things would go from bad, to complete hell in 9 short months. (Takes place after Wicked Re-loaded)

Harley always thought she was good at this sort of thing. / Pure, unapologetic smut.

Bitter like the cold, sweet like the milk it's made from. One shot of Joker/Harley. Dubcon.

Sequel to The Dark Knight, a dramatic Nolanverse retelling of the story MAD LOVE. With the Joker out of Arkham, Harleyquinn tastes both fear and freedom, but will anything bring her back to the girl Jim and Bruce once knew?

It can only be expected that Harley would get a little lonley or maybe even feel a little underapprciated, after all her Puddin does tend to take her for granted from time to time and though it's clear for all to see that The Joker is her world, behind closed doors when she's all alone a rose from a mysterious stranger is the key to her sanity...sort of.

(Comicverse.) When the Joker captures Batgirl, Harley can't help but feel a little jealous. When she goes to confront her Puddin' about it, he decides he'll just take it out on her, instead. And make the Bat Brat watch. The exhibition leads to weeks of manipulation, destroying what was once Gotham's defender and shaping her into something new. (DARK FIC.)

Was she aware that it wasn't the bare sensation of hurting her that he found so much pleasure in, but the way she sobbed, whimpered and wept? - The Joker enjoys nothing more than making Harley cry. Warning: Heavy physical and emotional abuse, sexual references. Oneshot.

Just in time for Valentine's Day, another alternate universe story of a young Harleen Quinzel and an older Jack Napier, and how their lives and love came together. :-) Thanks to everyone who asked for another in this series! Enjoy!

Harleen Quinzel finds herself having an unexpected guest after the Joker escapes Arkham Asylum.

A squirrel runs lose but that's not enough for Arkham Asylum. Lots of surprises await as the night descends into madness and chaos. Crackfic.

In an effort to confine the inmates to Arkham Asylum, Bruce Wayne provides the funds for them to make their own version of the movie "Titanic." No one is prepared for the final result. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion, and for making the poster - enjoy! :-)

A story detailing the transformation of Dr. Harleen Quinzel into Harley Quinn, and her early days as the Joker's lover and henchwench. Thanks to MinaHarkerBlack for the suggestion! :-)

It's Valentine's Day, so Harley Quinn gives Joker a special drug to keep him interested in her. What could possibly go wrong? Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-)

Catwoman convinces the Joker to pull the joke of the century on Batman, by making it seem like her and Joker are a couple. The only problem is, the Joker doesn't tell Harley Quinn it's a joke... Thanks to MissHQuinn for Harley and Crane's date! :-)

Rocco Zippeti and Vincent Paglia, long-time henchmen for the Joker, help take the boss away from Arkham after he blows the joint. But on their way back to their new hideout, where Harley waits, the Clown Prince of Crime has a stop to make...

A story about how Batman deals with one of his more "personal" conflicts. How will he deal with more loss and pain? How will he deal with feeling helpless for the first time in his crime fighting career? {Doesn't follow any specific continuity} {The character of Nightwing/Dwaine is a fictional addition of my own}

Ever wonder the decent to madness that Dr. Harleen Quinzell took? Well in this short play you'll see her start as Arkham's newest psychologist and turn into the homicidal maniac we all know today.

After some unusual physical changes, Harley Quinn consults a doctor to discover that she's pregnant. But when she tries to tell the Joker, things don't quite go to plan. With Harley's pregnancy and looming parenthood, the Clown Couple face an even greater challenge than Batman ever thought about being. Will they finally win one? Thanks to MinaHarkerBlack for the suggestion! :-)

Dr Quinzel meet the Joker.

When the Justice League authorizes the exile of all Gotham supercriminals to a distant, Utopian planet, they hope the rogues will be able to cooperate together to prove themselves civilized, and earn their return to Earth. But cooperation is not something the Gotham rogues are known for, and trouble in paradise quickly becomes the understatement of the century.

Poison Ivy, to punish the Joker for his constant abuse of Harley, convinces Jervis Tetch to build a device which traps the Joker in an alternate reality, before he seduced Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and where Dr. Harleen Quinzel is engaged to another man. Will Joker and Harley's twisted, true love conquer all? Thanks to brooklyn1shay2black3 for the suggestion! :-)

There is more to Harleen Quinzel than a love sick girl who fell for a psychotic clown...why did she really fall for the Joker? Was it manipulation, or was it a mutual understanding between the two to start their mad love? (i own nothing!)

After the Joker kicks out Harley Quinn again, Poison Ivy persuades her to sue him for psychological damage and assault. Ivy is sure there's no way they can lose the case, but things are never straightforward with a Joker in the deck.

Harley just can't seem to get to sleep and her insomnia stirs a little trouble leading to a few surprises and a little jealousy on her Puddin's part. Rated M for lemon, blood and language. DISCLAIMER! Story contains reference to the movie dirty dancing. I DO NOT OWN BATMAN NOR THE MOVIE DIRTY DANCING.

Joker and Harley get into a little dispute about who has the harder job. What happens when they decide to swap places for the day?

After Two-Face accidentally gets sprayed with Scarecrow's fear toxin, he begins to have a difficult time distinguishing reality from unreality. And his troubles only increase when he hears a rumor about Poison Ivy and another inmate. Thanks to Sazzywesty for Mr. J's birthday party! :-)

What happens when you've been put down, shunned, kicked, beaten, and violated your entire life? Then one day your salvation comes riding in on the lips of a fucked up angel? Harleen was just trying to live her life day to day. Rating for: Extreme Violence, rape, abuse, trauma, disturbed minds, sexual content and more violence.

I cant explain the joy I feel when I hear them. Normally, I would jump and squeal for joy but now? Its very much different. Im not the same perky girl I used to be. I have become different now

Harley has been let out of Arkham, finally sane and with a new man on her arm, the infamous Bruce Wayne but what happens when she can't forget about the Joker? Harley X Joker Oneshot! Slight Harley X Bruce

Harley wears her makeup to hide her bruises, insecurities and weakness from Joker but what happens when she finds out that Joker wares his own mask and its breaking. Rated T to be safe. Oneshot, JokerXHarley enjoy 3

This is the story of what might have happened after the events in "Batman: Arkham City" if Harley Quinn had really been pregnant with the Joker's son, and raised him to take revenge on all the people who let his father die. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion!

When Batman interferes in Ra's al Ghul's plot to destroy innocent lives, Ra's uses his influence in high places to have Batman committed to Arkham Asylum. Locked in the asylum with the inmates he helped put there, Batman struggles to protect his life, sanity, and identity, but soon learns that the enemy of his enemy may indeed be his friend.

When Harley has a near attempt with death, the Joker gets concerned and changes the whole game. Will Harley be able to handle it? Rated M for future chapters.

Joker and Harley meet, lives will be forever changed, second part of I Happen to Like Jokes series. I strongly suggest you read part one before diving into part 2 of the series. I hope you enjoy!

Warning: Rated for violence, sexuality, and twisted love. What happens when both Harley Quinn and the Joker are brought into Arkham? Go deeper into the relationship between Harley and the Joker, and taste the twists and turns while you're there. Based on Heath's Joker, and TDK Harley.

He pushed the blade deeper into my throat, and I could feel the vibration of his voice as he spoke from behind me to the frightened crowd. It was fascinating to see the chaos he created—the fear he struck into their hearts with every word, while it only made my feelings for him stronger. (Nolanverse Joker/Harley. Rated T. For now.)

Joker tries to teach his pet hyenas the only trick he cares about: "Kill!" The babies don't listen, until an inconsiderate neighbor learns the hard way that it's best not to cause public disturbances. You never know who may be living next door. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion! :-)

A collection of short stories of Harley and Joker. Has some violent scenes. Please Review.

After once again being put second to Batman, Harley Quinn uses the services of a fortune teller to give her a glimpse of her future if she stays with Mr. J. She discovers that all her daydreams come true...sort of. The future's never quite how you expect it to be.

Black and White. The two basic colors that made up the essence of her dull life. The two colors that she had come to accept as all she would ever use to see the world. But in an instant her world can change. In a blink of a stranger's red eye something new can light up her world, because this world is not all black and white. AU SoMa

No one is more surprised than Batman when Harley Quinn returns to her therapist roots and manages to cure the Joker. Free from their insanity, the former clown couple begin to lead normal, healthy, productive lives, but the Dark Knight suspects there's more to the Joker's rehabilitation than meets the eye.

A new doctor at Arkham Asylum suggests that the patients could benefit from a team-building exercise, and organizes a game of baseball with the doctors playing against the patients. He thinks this will help the inmates function as productive members of a team and of society in general. He doesn't know the Arkham inmates.

xLadyxLionheartx suggested that I write a story where the Joker is made to feel threatened about Harley and another man, just to see how the Clown Prince of Crime copes with jealousy. Although I think we all know the answer is not very well. ;-)

Joker and Harley meet, lives will be forever changed, fourth part of I Happen to Like Jokes series. I strongly suggest you read part one, two, and three. I hope you enjoy!

When a new, incredibly attractive female psychiatrist starts to analyze the Joker, Harley Quinn can't help being jealous, especially since rumors start to circulate among the inmates about the two being more than doctor and patient. Harley tries to assure herself that her Clown Prince is faithful, but begins to wonder if she's just crazy for having faith in him after all.

After Harley Quinn gives a more than usual disastrous performance during a job, the Joker resolves to kill her once and for all. To prevent this, Poison Ivy bets the Joker that he can't be nice to Harley for a whole week, a challenge which Joker accepts, but which Harley turns out to be none too pleased about.

Jervis Tetch invents a machine to create alternate realities of the mind. He accidentally creates one where the Joker is erased from existence, and the Clown Prince of Crime is forced to experience how different Gotham would be without him in it.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel finds herself relating more to the inmates of Arkham Asylum than the doctors. Taking the side of the patients will forever change the course of her life.

SerenaPotterSailorMoon sent me a challenge to write a story where Batman and Harley Quinn are a couple. This is the result, which I hope will satisfy both the Batman/Harley shipper in her and the Joker/Harley shipper in me! :-)

When Edward Nygma is accused of being less intelligent than Harley Quinn, he devises a series of challenges for the clown girl to solve, using the Joker as bait. Will Harley be able to outsmart the Riddler before he harms her precious puddin?

Harley Quinn is attacked in her cell at Arkham Asylum. No one believes her when she says it was Batman, desperate to learn the Joker's location. But neither Harley nor Joker is going to take her abuse lying down.

Batman feels proud when Harley Quinn rehabilitates herself and begins living a normal, productive life. And when Bruce Wayne meets her at a party shortly afterward, he has to examine whether pride is the only thing he feels in regards to the Joker's ex-girlfriend.

Spending the holiday season with the Joker and Harley Quinn proves to be a blast for all involved - 'tis the season to be jolly, after all! Happy holidays, everyone! :-)

After a gag to cheer up the Joker goes wrong, Harley Quinn reflects on their history together from their very beginnings at Arkham Asylum and wonders whether she would change what happened if she could.

Shortly after Dr. Harleen Quinzel's transformation into Harley Quinn and her subsequent breakout of the Joker from Arkham Asylum, Mr. J decides to train Harley to be a productive member of his gang, with unexpected results.

Takes place during the 'Joker' graphic novel. Harley is working at the Grin and bare it when she meets Joker through Croc. New take on the twisted relationship that is the Joker and Harley Quinn. "One day you will dance to my war drum." 7 is up.

The Joker doesn't realize how good he had it with Harley Quinn until something goes wrong during a battle with Batman, and he has to cope with life alone.

Inspired by the line from the Justice League episode "Wild Cards," where Harley Quinn claims she and the Joker have been to couples counseling for their relationship. This is my take on what that session might have been like.

Harley Quinn realizes the Joker isn't paying her for her henching, and decides to go on strike.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel receives a visit from Batman warning her to beware of her patient. Little does Batman know his warning comes too late, and Harleen has already submitted to the madness of love.

The Joker is suffering from insomnia, thanks to a series of nightmares involving romantic encounters with Batman. Harley Quinn tries to help him analyze and banish his dreams using both her psychiatric and feminine skills. Suggested by and dedicated to AuroraB for the constant support, encouragement, and incredibly insightful reviews. Enjoy! :-)

Dr. Harleen Quinzel supervises an interview session between Joker and Batman, and finds herself standing up for her patient even though innocent lives may be at risk.

Batman and the Joker return to their respective homes after a fight with each other. And Alfred and Harley Quinn both have different ideas on what makes them a hero.

The Joker muses on his relationship with Harley Quinn and the nature of love, and if those two are in any way connected in his mind.

Assassination attempts on the lives of Gotham City's most eccentric criminals drive them to desperate measures - namely, banding together against their common enemies. Will the supervillains be able to set aside their differences for the greater good of bad?

Harley Quinn is once again forced to deal with her unwanted admirer, the Creeper, who has taken extreme measures to win her affection. Like kidnapping her. Which of the men in her life will out-crazy the other? Thanks to xLadyxLionheartx for the request - I hope she enjoys the result! :-)

The Joker finally proposes to Harley Quinn, and she has a week to sort out the perfect wedding. Naturally, nothing goes right. Will Harley's dreams of becoming Mrs. J ever come true?

Harley Quinn believes she might be pregnant. She's sure the Joker will be overjoyed at the news, but he's a difficult man to predict.

Harley Quinn's former colleague from the story "Legally Sane" is transferred to Arkham, much to her and Poison Ivy's delight. The Joker is not so pleased, especially when rumors start to circulate about Harley and the new doctor, causing him to take matters into his own hands.

If harley quinn and Jack met when they were teenagers...Joker/Harley

The mad, violent love between the Joker and Harley Quinn reaches new heights when they hold Batman captive at last. Please note: it is my policy to read stories from people who review, so please review!

Back and forth, never stops, loves me, loves me not. Harley's rough night after a spat with her Mister J. Trigger warning: abusive relationships/aftermath of violence.

The unlikely story of a chaotic couple and the son they raised. My first fic, totally re-edited. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for swearing, graphic violence, and sexual content.

Joker and Harleen Quinzel meet at Arkham after DK. There's something about this patient she just can't shake. He doesn't belong there. Sex in the last chapter.

Harley keeps a diary as part of her therapy in Arkham. warning: dark with talk of abuse

Harley leaves The Joker and is thrown into Arkham Asylum for the first time. Can she last without him...or will it be the other way around? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!

Nolanverse Joker/Harley. They need a room, and they need it now.

When Harley gets a nasty bump on the head, she comes back as a more competent and less bumbling assistant. What will Mr. J do with her when she doesn't mess everything up all the time? Harley&Joker

Joker and Harley. It's truly quite simple to break a mind, especially when you have such a willing participant. Read how Joker uses his own dark tricks to snap Harley's already brittle mind. Setting: Arkham Asylum Dark/Angst/Romance

It was just a way out of Arkham. It was just a way to make millions. But, as it happened, the plan changed. Money has lost all its earthly charm. She was a distraction...his creation became an addiction. He made her laugh...her patient became the doctor.

Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of". Warnings for implicit violence and sexual references.

Joker has a problem and being the genius he is has decided to get rid of it. Warning: dark/violent.

A session between Mista J and Harley that I deem a worthy turning point in their "relationship" hot and scary, just like I like my Joker....Joker&Harley oneshot...reviews anyone?

Just a short drabble-ish piece from Joker's POV.

Just one way to a certain feeling but he knows others. It's all a game, isn't it? Sometimes the game ends up playing you. Written for livejournal communnity psych 30's 'libido' prompt. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, sadomasochism and language.

Harley wasn't used to not being noticed. Just how DO you seduce a murderous, psychopathic clown, anyway? JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, some language.

An indepth look at Harleen Quinzel's transition to Harley Quinn, and the development of her relationship with the Joker. Based on Mad Love. JokerxHarley

The Joker hates changes...so why is making them for Harley Quinn?...First Story in the JHQ series by The Satyr Icon...Be kind, review kindly!