For the Benefit of Mr. Kitehide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. THE BEATLES THE BEATLES THE BEATLES THE BEATLES THE BEATLES THE BEATLES THE BEATLES THE BEATLES THE BEATLES THE BEATLES. :D I like The Beatles just a little bit. ] Favorite movies: 1st) Across the Universe!! (I wonder why...), 2nd) Harry Potter movies, Pocahontas, (original) Annie, Anastasia. Any movie with Michael Cera! Any movie with Robert Pattinson! And most Kristen Stewart movies. Oh, I do enjoy my romance movies too. ;) Especially romantic comedies. OH! And I LOOOOOOVE slapstick comedies (Hot Shots! oh yes). And movies with a musical number. ;D Ooh, mysteries. Drama, oh yes. Well, I have a wide range of movie prefereces. xD Favorite music stuff people things: You obioiusly know, The Beatles, Three Days Grace, Paramore (ugh, fuck you Josh and Zac), My Chemical Romance, Blue October, Fruit Bats, The Used, yes, definitely The Used, Avenged Sevenfold, Beyonce, you go girl!, yeah..., Cristofer Drew AKA nevershoutnever AKA eatmewhileimhot, Puddle of Mudd, Debussy, Massinet, Midora (not a composer, well, she may have composed her own music before of course, but she's a performer, [violinist] and I had the amazing chance to meet her!), yes, I do enjoy my classic music, and TONS more, I swear. I'm obsessed with music. And I can't narrow my list down to favorite songs, sorry, that would be worse than bands and other people. I'm 14, I enjoy short romantic walks to the refrigerator, playing guitar, violin and piano, ohh, and cello. Right now, I'm sick and tired and I can't hold my head up anymore. Hahah, that sounds weird...*goes into song* I'm sick and tired, of being...sick and tired. xD Ahh, I crack myself up. That's not a good thing, is it? Didn't think so. Anywayysss, now you guys can't learn about all the other awesome stuff about me! Too bad for you, because I'm awesome. I even have a dolphin named Thomas. And a mustache. ;D I can wear it on my neck. EATMEWHILEIMHOT. Oh yeah. P.S. yeah, I'm 14 and I read lemons all the time. Dear smut-writers! Your little warnings of only 18 and over shit doesn't hold us back! Besides, my mom knows I read it anyways and she really doesn't care. So don't give me any shit. Kay? Kay. :DD |
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The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,412 - Reviews: 9624 - Favs: 8,051 - Follows: 8,096 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Collection of mostly 100 Word Drabbles by DukeBrymin reviews
Harry and Ginny are, of course, the One True Pairing, at least for me. This is a maybe never-ending series of 100-word vignettes in their life, with a couple of non-100-word ones thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 168 - Words: 35,455 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
12 21 12 by Dani Navy reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 6/28/2009
Almost Lover by Book2romantic reviews
Let's face it. There's only one thing worse than being in love with a best friend that you can not, and will not date. And that is... OCC,AU,All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,064 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Girl Behind the Curtain by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
If her meddlesome family had any say, Rose would be outgoing and ambitious like the whole lot of them. But since they don't, Rose contents herself with her solitudinous writing. That is, until Scorpius Malfoy starts to pay a little more attention to her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,934 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Pregnant At 17 by Ogey-Ogey-Ogey reviews
Bella Swan is a 17 year old high school student, who finds out she's pregnant with Edward Cullen's baby. How will they both cope with this change in life, and will they grow as a couple? All Human BellaXEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,192 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dancing with the Devil's Daughter by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
-HIATUS- Edward always said that he didn't want to damn Bella's soul, but what if it was already damned? Bella's lived in Forks her whole life, and when the Cullens arrive, it's a very different girl that they are faced with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,956 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,729 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Summer Vacation by Twireader81 reviews
New couple, Bella and Edward, spend their summer break from university together in Forks, strengthening their relationship. Bella gets to know the Cullen family and becomes reaquainted with her dad. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 600 - Words: 987,905 - Reviews: 13803 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fix You by Dr.A.Robbins reviews
Edward: "Leukaemia. It was an awful sounding word. I'd always thought so. It sounded so elusive, so insubstantial. I suppose it was. Unlike other cancers there wasn't a tumour that could just be cut out. It was a cancer of the blood. The very thing that gave us all life now threatened my sister's." Stephanie owns anything recognisable.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,917 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Scarecrow by ndestroya reviews
With the Dark Lord defeated, Harry now faces the most difficult journey of his life. He needs to face his own mind and the demons created over the past 7 years. There's no one left to lean on. Mentions self harm, suicide, sex, slash, violence, drugs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,230 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The College Years by Xtina316 reviews
Sequel to Forks High. The gang start college in New York. Full summary inside...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,230 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sparks Amongst the Ashes by silver sniper of night reviews
In the aftermath of the revolution, Katniss and Peeta return to 12 and attempt to heal. However, returning to a world that no longer exists is not easy. A different look at the last chapter of Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,103 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
No Ordinary Life by Narcissa Durmstrang reviews
Voldemort never existed but that doesn't mean everything is alright. Without each other the trio have become isolated and despaired. James and Sirius have gone missing. Lupin and Tonks cant seem to get it together. Nobody is the same. H/G R/Hr J/L N/L L/T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,899 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010
The Prefect and the Prankster by sidsaid reviews
Rose has lived with the pranks for 6 years, retaliated respectfully, but everything changes when she makes an agreement with Scorpius Malfoy, and Albus Potter is none too happy to see it. But when do pranks go too far and become a cry for help? moreinside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,438 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
You Don't Know Anything by TwiDi reviews
Parents' death left her with a new-born brother. Claiming him as hers, she heads to her father's. How’d she cope her unsaid secrets with the green-eyed jerk’s advances & unknwn lurking danger,EXB,AH,Possessiveward. Razzle Dazzle & Silent Tear Award nmnee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,553 - Reviews: 3510 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Life of a College Man by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bored, wealthy Bella stumbles upon struggling college student Edward Cullen; the sexual tension is immediate. When Bella learns that Edward is having financial problems, she gives him a sinfully sexual and lucrative offer that he can't refuse. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,432 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Blue Ribbon by PhoenixFanatic999 reviews
Harry wakes up and finds a particularly troublesome blue ribbon tied around a certain appendage named Harry Jr. This Ribbon electrocutes him every time he has a lewd thought about a girl. What is a guy to do? HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Letters to an Angel by X-Nami-Chan reviews
George misses Fred. So, what does he do? Why, he writes a letter of course! But...this he did not expect! -Post DH-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Still Breathing by high.fiving.jesus reviews
I didn't want to be safe. I wanted to be normal. I wanted to be who I was, and the blind sight was tearing me down. A boy who can't see.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Is Something Wrong, Officer Cullen? by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Didn't you learn in Driver's Ed that steering with your foot, getting dressed while driving, talking on your phone, and letting it fly out of the car, weren't good ideas?" Watch Officer Cullen will have to give Bella some lemony justice. For Lauren!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Those Green Eyes by Team Edcob 4 Life reviews
Bella Swan is a complete outcast with one real friend. Edward Cullen is a new kid who blends in with all crowds and begins to find feelings for her. This is their story. All Human. Read and review! BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,548 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unlikely Pair by WritingFanatic08 reviews
Bella Swan, bad girl with a record. Alice Cullen, shy, good girl. What happens when the two meet? All Human. Check this story out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,845 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Alice, Bella
Sweet Dreams by eyepatchesandpipes reviews
Hermione teaches Ginny a spell that allows you into dreams; so Ginny decided to pay a visit to everyone's favourite protagonist. Request by Ms. Annabeth Granger. Sequel to Fantasia not necessary to have read it before . Smut, GWHP, M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret of Happiness by annniej13 reviews
Sometimes three months is all it takes to fall in love and find the true meaning of happiness. AH. My entry for the Fic A Pic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boring, Black, and Shiny Piano Tops by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"I've been at a halt with my creativity," I said, leading her out towards my piano, "and I think it might help if I had something more… stimulating to look at than a shiny piano top." -Lemons galore. Written for Dirty Cheeky Monkey's Squeeze my Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Across the Universes by FantasyMother reviews
Not all is as it seems when Edwards from two different universes find an old journal that can bridge the gap between them. Things become even stranger when the reality of one universe starts to bleed into the other. AU, B & E Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,244 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Paths Cross by another epiphany reviews
When the Gods mess with Percy and Annabeth's lives they separate them. Little do they know, the only way they will ever see each other again is if the Fates permit it. What will happen when their Paths cross? -Percabeth-Lost Hero Spoilers- Enjoy!:
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,399 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Believe in a miracle, and it'll find you by Smile 83 reviews
60 years POST BD: Edward and Bella are in high school once again. A new student is very interested in Edward. And if having someone after your husband isn't enough, Bella has been having weird feelings lately, feelings that resemble certain human ones...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,747 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Gryffindors Gone Wild by AurorAngel reviews
In an attempt to make the school more respectable Umbridge has made a new decree and what she causes is just the opposite.Ginny/Luna/Hermione/Parvati/Lavender/Romilda Warning:explicit femlash,groupsex. PLEASE REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Target by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
Set in Eclipse: What would have happened if Bella came home from her 'slumber party' while Riley was still in her room?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,802 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Always: A Love Story by Kizilee reviews
We all know the story. In Breaking Dawn there's tons of drama but what happens after? When Renesmee grows up? Her best friend is Jacob, but she is in love with someone else. She has no clue that Jake imprinted on her. What will happen when she finds out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,689 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
CinderBella by Jral reviews
Bella's father dies, leaving her in the care of her stepmother and stepsisters. A move across the country to a little town called Forks may be just what she needs to make her happily ever after come true. M for language/lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,557 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Could Have Been by Lab7417 reviews
Canon pairings. Alternate Reality. My take on how things might have gone if Edward had looked at Bella's request at the prom differently.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,642 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forks High by Xtina316 reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl at Forks High.When her sister Alice returns to town Bella vows to make her pay for destroying her family.What she doesn't count on is falling for Alices best friend.What happens when all the walls she built are broken?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,412 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Dark Knight by An Elemental Realist reviews
The moon drips behind the whispering sky as the man dressed in heavy scarlet reaches for another squeeze...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When The Lights Go Out by Incredibelle reviews
What if Alice had seen Bella jumping in time to save her, would Edward do anything to save her and overcome his obsessive thoughts over keeping her human. Can he make one selfish move before its too late? Read to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
What Candy Shop Counters Are Really For by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan fantasizes about Edward Cullen regularly. When he shows up at her candy store and doesn't get the treat he came in for, he gets to eat something a little more... pleasurable. M, AH, AU, and a crazy, erotic one shot. Explosive, chocolatey LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking the Abusive Silence by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
When Bella's mom dies of breast cancer, Bella moves to Forks with her dad in hopes of a better life. Charlie succumbs to alcoholism and starts abusing her. Edward Cullen torments her as well, but when shes forced to go to him, her bully, for help, can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,029 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Save A Life by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Life is never a fairytale and Bella's is no different.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Impossible Future reviews
"In the Society, Officials decide. Where you live, where you work, who you love,& when you die. Bella is faced with impossible choices: between Jacob and Edward,between the life she's known,& a path no one else has ever dared to follow." Full inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Bella
Disenchanted reviews
A passing impulse. A sudden desire, based on that impulse rather than reason or necessity. I first laid eyes on the creature and my stomach churned, arched, and ached. Full inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Edward, Bella