Me: Umm... uhhh I don't know what to say...

Starscream: You have to say something, it's your profile.

Me: But what if I don't want to say anything? :p

Starscream: Just introduce yourself!

Me: cricket cricket...

Starscream: -.-...

All Hail Lord Starscream!

W A R N I N G !

CRAZY TRANSFORMERS FANATIC AHEAD

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

Okay, just kidding! Hey, I'm Ann. I'm a 16 year-old girl that's completely weird, random, and unique as well as all of my closest friends! I am striving to be a veterinarian. What can I say, I love animals! I absolutely hate "fitting in with the crowd" I like being different. This is most likely due to being treated differently just because I'm Asian. I love to read and I have a knack (according to my friends) for writing stories. I listen mostly to rock, alternative rock, a little bit of pop and occasionally different types of metal. I don't particularly like r&b or rap (With the exception of BrokeNCYDE, 30h!3, Fort Minor and rock covers of rap/r&b songs along with some acceptable songs I find interesting) because I just don't like it...at all. Don't try to reason with me about that either... I'm quite an interesting person if you get to know me. I hate it when I'm judged by the outside instead of who I really am. I am really prone to explosive anger and I am an expert (according to me tee hee ...) at standing up for people as well as myself. I don't allow myself or my friends to be walked on like some dirty welcome mat. I am a fan of Transformers (Unicron Trilogy, '07 movie, occasionally G1 and Animated) and a huge fangirl of Starscream. I am also a fan of clone troopers (Star Wars in case you didn't know...) (no, not fangirlwise!) Strangely, they feel like brothers to me. So yeah, I do understand a little of Mando'a from Karen Traviss's series, Republic Commando, hence my screen name (which stands for Republic Commando_1126 in case you didn't know). It is such an awesome series, try it out! I am a huge fan of Red vs. Blue. My favorite characters are Caboose, Tex, and Delta as well as Simmons and Grif, and oh EVERYBODY! XD And how could I ever forget one of the most epic video game series of ALL TIME! I'm a new (but big) fan of Mass Effect. My favorite character is the awesome and badass, Garrus Vakarian. One of several of my pet-peeves are people who write "mary-sue" stories that continue on about their kids and such. Especially if it's fan fiction! They completely mess up the original characters and make them look about 75 percent less intelligent than before as well as disregarding their personality (ex. some StarscreamxOC stuff, blah blah blah, you get the point)!! Only amateur writers do that! Another pet-peeve I have is when people leave comments on those said so stories (see the pet-peeve before) that they are "awesome" or "keep writing! I wonder what will happen next!" and they never leave comments that helps them make their story better. Instead, they go on and leave comments to make it just another extremely common cliché story. What I mean respectfully is, how is any better by writing more and more cliché stories? So basically, I do support con-crit so please feel free to use them on my poems/stories. (Even though I support it, I am ashamed to admit that I can't write one)

I run with Decepticons!

More about me:

DOB: 9/23

Age: 16

Short Physical Description: I'm 5'-ish (no, I'm not short, I'm just fun size.) with short and straight blackish-brown hair and dark brown eyes.

What kind of stories/poems do I write?

(Mostly) Poems:

-Mostly angsty ones about death, depression, and so on...

-I rarely write love poems (I'm not really an optimistic person.)

-Whatever I feel like writing about.

Stories:

-Novelizations

- & of course, fanfics!

or whatever I feel like writing about.

Interests and other Stuff:

Here's a list of bands I mostly listen to:Linkin Park, Saosin, Fall Out Boy, Flyleaf, Breaking Benjamin, Story of the Year, Paramore, AFI, All American Rejects, Yellowcard, Anberlin, Avril Lavigne, Blink 182 (somewhat), Chris Daughtry, Disturbed, Evans Blue, Evanescence, Finger Eleven, The Legion of Doom, Cascada.Underoath, Norma Jean, Fort Minor, Hawthorne Heights, Hellogoodbye, 3 Days Grace, Kill Hannah, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, Papa Roach, Puddle of Mudd, Red, Rise Against, Saliva, Serj Tankian, Sick Puppies, Simple Plan, Sixx A.M., Skillet, Snow Patrol, SR-71, Switchfoot, System of a Down, The Postal Service, The Used, Thousand Foot Krutch, Trapt, Trust Company, Within Temptation, 3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds to Mars, Halo music, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Plain White Tees, Silverstein, Senses Fail, Metro Station, Pillar, Breathe Carolina, I Set My Friends On Fire, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jack's Mannequin, Relient K, Sum 41, Bless the Fallen, Shiny Toy Guns, Celldweller, 3oh3, Taylor Swift, tAtU, Saving Abel, some stuff from Timbaland, Bullet For My Valentine, All That Remains, Kelly Clarkson, movie scores, Fireflight, The Fray, Shinedown,Coldplay, Nightwish, Basshunter, Sevendust, Cryoshell, Owl City, Nevershoutnever!, Cute Is What We Aim For, The Early November,The Maine, Hoobastank, Secondhand Serenade, Hey Monday, Two Steps From Hell, Dead By April, VersaEmerge, Parkway Drive, Red, The Devil Wears Prada, A Day To Remember, Various Artists (Aka coming soon!)

Here are some (comic)books/book genres I like to read:

Mysteries & anything interesting that I come across!

Transformers (comics and novelizations), Twilight series (eh, it's okay), Maximum Ride series, Star Wars Republic Commando (Series), Lord Of The Rings(all), Halo series, Edgar Allan Poe, Nicholas Sparks, Mass Effect, Green Lantern, Chew, Stargirl (and it's sequel), Stardust, Percy Jackson & The Olympians series, Audrey Wait, The Lovely Bones, The Enemy, The Watchmen, Deadpool comics, Green Lantern comics, Mass Effect series Karen Traviss, etc...

Favorite Video Games:

Halo 3 & Halo 3: ODST, Mass Effect Series, Kingdom Hearts 358/2, Fable 2, Guitar Hero 3, Star Wars The Force Unleashed, Lost in Blue 2, Animal Crossing: Wild World, Pokemon, Harvest Moon

Favorite Movies/TV Shows:

Transformers (2007) & Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, Up, Wall-E, Star Wars, Happy Feet, Lord Of The Rings, Repo! The Genetic Opera, 6teen, Stoked, Super Hero Squad Show, anything by Hayao Miyazaki, Stardust, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Transformers Armada, (Energon Superlink & Cybertron Galaxy Force as well), Csi: Ny & Vegas, Unexplained Mysteries, Spongebob Squarepants, Invader Zim, Happy Tree Friends, Red Vs. Blue, Juno, Bolt, A Walk To Remember, Terminator Salvation, Resident Evil: Extinction, Toy Story 3, The Proposal, MonsterQuest, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, The Lovely Bones, District 9, Avatar: The Last Airbender (series, cause the movie sucks!), Fruitsbasket, Tangled, TRON: Legacy, & Transformers Prime :D

Random Quote Time!!

"I has a bucket!" "Nooo! They'd be stealin' mah bucket!!" - The bucket walrus from some random picture off of photobucket
"We're not weird, It's just how we ROLL!" - Me explaining my group of best friends.
"Squeak!" - my squeaky pig.
"Let's ask Sev. He's a dead-body-ologist." - Scorch (Delta Squad) from Republic Commando - True Colors.

"/cracking up/ Oh mah god, I am so wasted.../starts acting weirder than normal/"-Me after getting high off of water...somehow...0.0
"BREE BREE!!" - Brokencyde song
"Then that means I have OSD! (Obsessive Starscream Disorder)" - Me after hearing my best friend explain her definition of OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder)

"Oh Fu- /screams/ " - Me on a rollercoaster at a drop. (I hate rollercoasters. One of my best friends made me go on one.)

"Mark it up!" - REPO! (Mark it up)

"Why So Serious?" - The Joker from The Dark Knight

"Oh no! I'm the teamkilling fucktard!" - Church from Red vs. Blue

"Put a banana in your ear!!"- Charlie the Unicorn 2

"I'm gonna be a waffle!!" - Dootsie from "Love, Stargirl"

"I am only living out a lieeeeee!!" - Nathan Wallace from Repo! (Legal Assassin)

"Meep!" - Kevin

"Zydrate comes in a little glass vial." "A little glass vial?" "A little glass vial." - Graverobber and Shilo from Repo! The Genetic Opera (Zydrate Anatomy)

"Everybody, everybody! Make your genetics your bitch!"- We started this Op'ra shit from Repo!

"Mark It UP!"- Repo!

"It's a thankless job, but somebody's gotta do it!!" - Nathan from Repo!

"I wanna be a sheep so i can transform into a flying puff of a cloud too!" - Me after seeing a Transformer Meme on Deviant Art.

"We are the gang called the Dancing Daisies! It doesn't get more real then that..."-Jesse

"Then we are the Batch Of Cookies! You'll wither at our feet!"- Me

"Then we'll eat you up!"-Jesse

"Then why don't you rename yourselves the Dancing Cookie-monsters? "- Me and Aubrie

"...0_0..." - Kevin

"Just keep playing your game, Kevin. Don't mind us! We're just weird like that!" - Me to Kevin

"SUPER TURTLE!"- My buddy group (and Kevin) It originated from "Kevin Turtle" a joke basically teasing our friend that he was slow.

He didn't like it so we upgraded Kevin Turtle to Super Turtle.

"We're gonna watch some fiillm cliips!" - Jesse in a high pitched voice trying to imitate Aubrie but failing miserably. (We were watching Twilight fiiiilm cliiips on the Twilight movie site.)

"Damn, why do they make robots so freaking sexy?" - Me

"And vampires" - Me after Aubrie told me to add them too. . Robots are still SEXIER!

"AMPUTATION!" - Night Surgeon (Repo! The Genetic Opera)

"Do you liek mudkipz?"- me taken from a mixture between "Do you like waffles?" and "So i herd u liek mudkipz..."

"Yeah, slip it to them! Bow Chicka Bow Wow!" - Tucker from Red vs Blue Reconstruction

"I'll stain the streets, they'll run with blood at the opera tonight!!" - Repo! The Genetic Opera

FACT: Robots (Transformers more specifically) are hotter than Vampires (of Twilight)!! So Boo yeah! Stick that in your juice box and suck it!! : p

"Graaverobberr, Graaverobberrr..." - Kevin trying to imitate Amber Sweet (Repo! duh!)

"Why follow the lame crowd when you can be spontaneously different?"- Me for an "About the Author" section for a project

"Don't make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it." -Cortana

"To punish and enslave..." -Barricade(not really a quote)

"For a 'brick', he flew pretty good." -Sgt. Johnson

"Don't try to deceive a Decepticon, Autobot, we are the masters of deception!" -Starscream

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause." -Padme Amidala

"Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off." -The Master Chief

"The universe favors those who persist" - Starscream

"Is the fate of our race not worth one human life?"
"You'd never stop at one. I'll take you all on!"
— Megatron tries to justify killing Sam, but Optimus Prime disapproves based on the potato chip theory. Beatdown ensues.

"What planet am I on?"
"Earth."
"Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it Dirt. Planet Dirt."
— Jetfire asks Simmons where he is, only to have negative thoughts.

"You know what my father was? A wheel! The first wheel! And you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did so with honor! Dignity!"
— Jetfire tells a story.
"Lemme show ya how we brought the pain in my day!!"
—Jetfire enters the fray to show us young whippersnappers how it's really done.

"GIVE ME YOUR FACE."
—Optimus Prime warns The Fallen of his violent fetish.

"Not to call you a coward, master, but, sometimes, cowards do survive."
— Starscream pitches his usual battle plan to an unusually receptive Megatron.

"What a marshmallow" - the only funny quote from New Moon

'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.' -Dr. Seuss

"He's as cunning as a fox...in pottery class at an Ivy league university...that accepts foxes..." - Chruch from RvB (ODST Episode 3)

"I outta squish 'em all!" - Optimus Prime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZit0FXr95c

"Ann it was sooooo weird! I had a dream that you and I had an alliance with Starscream and we kicked Megatron's ASS!! haha I woke up and I'm like "look what has Ann has done to me?" lmao" - one of my best friends, Aubrie

"It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly." "Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend." - Sokka

Drink Cactus Juice, it'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! it's the quenchiest! - Sokka

"Is it just me or...Do i find turians somehow really cute..?" - Random Youtuber

Where Else You Can Find Me:

Earth

My own little world

Facebook: No, I'm not telling you my name!

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/Bioniclefan2468

Deviant Art:

Fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~coffeestainsandbreadcrumbs

Formspring:

Of course, there will be a story placed up here. I'm glad to say it's currently 'in production.'

Posted Stories:

[Currently Rewriting!] ON HIATUS (until after DOTM's release)! "Drops of Jupiter" - (Pre-ROTF, Begins at the end of The Veiled Threat) - When16 year old Delilah Washington visits her uncle, Bruno Carerra, she has no idea what her uncle has done after making a deal with the crafty Decepticon leader, Starscream. After her uncle's failure to succeed in his deal with Starscream, he is killed by the Decepticon's hands and Delilah is left to beg for her life. She recklessly trades her freedom for her soul and becomes the Decepticons' slave to use as they wish.

Upcoming Stories:

(Excuse the terrible summaries 'sweat drop')

"Ad Astra Per Aspera - Transformers & Mass Effect Crossover" - (Plot partially finished.) - At the age of 16, after Batarian slavers devastate the colony of Mindoir, Alissa Shepard's world is changed forever when she finds the true purpose of her existence. (Part Spacer/Colonist, sole survivor)

(!)only on FictionPress.com

? Might not do them

Also, Check out my poems on Deviant Art.com or Fiction Press.com!