The Goddess of Anger
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Joined 02-21-09, id: 1845493, Profile Updated: 04-06-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back, they faced eachother,

Drew their swords and shot eachother.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And ran to save the two dead boys.

And if you don't believe it's true,

Go ask the blind man-he saw it too!

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Annoy The Cullen's by JustBella reviews
Each chapter gives you ten funny ways to annoy a Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009
The Graveyard by FacelessxAuthor reviews
So, it was just one of those typical days. Me, reading my favorite book. Edward, watching my every move. Then, there was a loud BAM! My book wasn't in my hands. Edward was beside me. We weren't in Forks anymore. DISCONTINUED. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009
Harry Potter and the Loss of Innocence by Protector of Canon2 reviews
Used to be Harry Potter and the Secrets Revealed. Basically, this is my version of the seventh book. A more complete summary is inside. Rated mainly for violence. Spoilers for books 1 through 6 and AU as of book 7. Duh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,235 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 9/6/2006
What If by HPobsessssssed7 reviews
What if Leah Clearwater went in search of another female werewolf? What if she found one outside of Denver, CO? What if they became best friends? Well, that’s what happened here… Seth imprint story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,837 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Seth - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5896 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Electronegativity by BritCat - Twilight Sassenach reviews
Edward attacks Bella when he first sees her. Thankfully, she was late for school, so no one was around at the time. Good news for Edward, not so much for Bella. Normal pairings. All vampires. Lots of laughs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,382 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken by Alice laughed reviews
Claire's mom took their family away shortly after finding out about Quil. The implications of a broken imprint are far reaching and can impact you - body and soul. The bond is deeper than anyone ever realized.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,944 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Fire and Ice A Leah Imprint Story by blackbeanie reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn. Leah finally finds her imprint, but the other wolves do not approve. Why? Her imprint is a vampire. LeahXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,443 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Leah
Love Story by the newest cullen reviews
In the rigid high society of the late 1800s, the children of two rival families defied them all and fell in love. Based on Taylor Swift's "Love Story."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,126 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What If by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
Have you ever wondered what if? What if Edward had killed Bella that first day? What if Bella had picked Jacob? What if Bella and Edward had aborted Renesmee? What if... **ON HIATUS**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella
Choosing the Right Story by HighViscosity reviews
Alternative ending to New Moon. The brief phone call of Edward's goes a little bit differently, and it makes Bella realize she's got to start living. Mainly funny, but some angst required for assembly. JacobxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Bring Me Back Home by Shazviv reviews
This is a story about Quill and Claire as far as I know my take hasn't been done before or anything like it, it involves a seperation and I can't say anymore than that! So please read and find out what I'm writing about and review it good or bad! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,358 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/28/2008
Renesmee's Happily Ever After by NessiexCullen reviews
Nessie and her family are living in Alaska, their happy ever after. But what will they do when that shatters after Alice's visions go awry and the threat of the Volturi arrives? Is there such thing as an happily ever after? Sequel to Renesmee's Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
One Tiny Change reviews
What if one tiny change completely destroyed the outcome of New Moon? What if Bella never had to go to Italy to save Edward because he never needed saving? How much can one tiny detail change things? AU. Canon pairings. Uncompleted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Harry