Hey, I'm Jade Dragoon 14, but you already knew that...

Maybe one day, i'll get my lazy ass in gear and write something serious...

Well, I got quite a few awesome requests for Kingdom Conversations, so i'm gonna spend a bit working on that.

My favorites:

TV shows: Spongebob, Americas Funniest Home Videos, Deal or No Deal, Baggage, Jerry Springer, Maury, Steve Wilkos, The Golden Girls(don't judge me), Whose Line is it Anyways?

Books:Through Wolf's Eyes, Harry Potter series, Warriors, Lord of The Rings series, anything by Stephan King, Seabiscuit's biography(once again, don't judge me)

Music: pretty much anything

Video Games: all the Kingdom Hearts games and all the Spyro the Dragon games.

Manga: The KH manga

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Hey people. I'm gonna make what I call a "rant list" of things I cannot stand in fanfiction(beforehand, i'd just like to say that this is not meant to offend anybody, just to get my personal opinion across)

OC's-OC's are okay, I gues, but to me they just take away from the actual fanfiction.

High School fics-I've only been on this site for a few months, but it seems like i've read thousands of high school fics. They all run together. To be honest, most are extremely forgettable.

Truth or Dare fics- As I said, i've only been on here a few months, but i've noticed a pattern. There are many, many Truth or Dare fics and i've noticed that approxamately 90% of the writers are either: (A very young or (B new to the site and/or the Truth or Dare fic is one of their first stories. Let's face it. Why would writing a Truth or Dare fic be appealing to you? I've thought about it. A Truth or Dare fic is the perfect way to get a massive amount of reviews. I considered doing a Truth or Dare fic for my first story, but decided that I didn't want to get my reviews that way.

Super-mushy-gushy-vomit-rainbows-romance- Need I say more? I just can't see it. Real love doesn't work like that.

Het writers attacking Yaoi/Yuri writers and vice-versa- This is just ridiculous. Primo example. All of my fics are for Kingdom Hearts, and the KH section is one of the worst places for this. In Kingdom Hearts, there are no stated relationships, so there are no right or wrong pairs. It's all up to the individual's imagination. I think that is one reason Kingdom Hearts is so appealing. Yes. As you can see by the rest of my profile, I am a yaoi fan, but I don't demean the het writers, or try to convince them that yaoi is the hot new thing. To each their own.

Ridiculous amount of spelling and/or grammatical errors- I can see a missed period or a mispelled word here or there, but if your entire story is capital letters or you write it using chat speak, then that's just careless and reflects poorly on you as a writer.

Name:Kelsie

Nobody name:Xelsike

Things I LOVE: my friends, my family, my pets, Spongebob, Jerry Springer, bubbles, glitter, shouen-ai, KINGDOM HEARTS, Howie Mandel, Richard Simmons, Disney movies, Tom Cruise, FanFiction.net, Youtube, Facebook, the color green, the color black, skulls, the smell of new tires...

Organization Math

I was born in the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Lexaeus

In the month of Axel

On the day of Xaldin times Luxord

I am Zexion plus Demyx years old

My favorite number is Saix

Do you get it?

Am I the only one who didnt laugh hysterically when Vexen died? I mean the poor guy basically was a subject in an experiment in internal combustion just because he was going to tell Sora something useful. Am I the only one that sees that he wasn't that bad?

There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who don't know what the heck is happening."

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Xaldin or Vexen

2. Your favorite KH girl?

I think KH generally screwed up when it comes to humanoid females. They're either useless(Kairi, Namine, Aerith), annoying(Yuffie, the Gullwings), or a bitch(Larxene). With that in mind, i'd have to say Tifa.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

I love all KH guys

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi!! Bitch gives girls a bad name

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World that Never was

6. Least Favorite World?

Space Paranoids is the most annoying world ever!!

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oblivion or Xigbar's arrowguns

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Oathkeeper! It's just jacked up.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stich!!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

any weird yaoi oranization XIII ex. MarSai, AkuDem, XigXal, Roxion, ect. Yaoi is like crack.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Sokai, Larxel. DOWN WITH HET!!! *fist pump* who's with me?

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Sora x Simba, Sephiroth x Vexen

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Ya know, I don't think any pairing is weird anymore.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

People saying that SoKai is the only pairing. Nomura even stated himself that all the male character are bi.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku, Auron, Beast

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Yeah

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No!! He's very social and fears death. The only thing emo about him is his hair fringe.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

I think the whole Organization is one big weenie roast...if ya get my drift

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

A million times YES!!!!!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Axel!!! But in all seriousness, Olette, because she's a bit unloved

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

The three keybearers of yesteryear!!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No, I enjoyed it.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Vexen. He could give me hallucinogens!!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Demyx!! I'm stupid as hell

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

confronting my addiction*teardrop*

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No. I'd love to cosplay!!! I'd go as Zexion because I have perfected the disinterested smirk

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be?

When Donald beats the hell out of Goofy in Hollow Bastion

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

GroundShaker. Don't ask...

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Story, gameplay, all the beautiful yaoi possibilities

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence. so unloved...

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

so hard...Demyx

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Akuroku FOREVER, baby

38. Namixas or Namiku?

coughneithercough*

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx is HOTT!!

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Riku, Axel, Demyx, Zexion, Xaldin, Xigbar, Vexen, Sephiroth, Saix

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Kingdom Hearts is already crossed-over enough

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Ven looks exactly like Roxas. Sora kinda looks like Vanitas

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Re:Coded!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 , definitely

50. Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan?
YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.
games and a T-shirt!, going to get a Nobody necklace at Hot Topic

52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?

Hmmmm...never really thought about it...

53. AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?
Akuroku

54. Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?
Dawn

55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?
You can totally tell. Even the creator said this pair is canon. and the Japanese are a lot more cool about gays. I was playin' Days the other day and noticed something. The first time Roxas has ice cream with Xion, the only thing he can talk about is how much he likes Axel.

56. Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?
Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Zexion, Saix, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Roxas.

57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?

ANTI!!!!!!

58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?
Would I be a KH fangirl if I didn't?

59. Have you read the manga?
Yep

60. Do you believe Sora has ADD?
Quite possibly...

61. Japanese or English?
Japanese...I think I'll take it in college

62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?
Anti. All she can do is screw with people's memories and get in the way.

63. Demyx = Annoying or funny?
Funny as hell

64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?
now there's an idea...

65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?
Sexy beast...MEEEEEEE-OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

66. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Axel... he has girl hips and guyliner

67. Axel = Gay or straight?
Gay as a seven dollar bill. seriously the creator described as a ''Homosexual maschoist"

68. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Saix...he's just too calm, cool, and collected

69. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
uff course

70 Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
Yep

71. Do you like lemons?
Limes, yes, but not lemons

72. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?
no, they pretty much ignore my obsession

73. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?
Yeah...I like the Stupid Files better, though

74. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?
No

75. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?
yes, my good buddy Keith

76. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"

I was drawing a darkball heartless once and this chick said"Their eyes aren't like that!"

77. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"
Maybe...

78. Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?

Affirmitive

79. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?

yeah, just spent 20 bucks on a t-shirt

80. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?
Yeah

81. Would you ever join Organization XIII?
Yeah. They're so badass

82. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
I try, but I suck

83. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?

ha ha ha...yes

84. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?
I HATE OCs IN FANFICTION!!!! NO!!!

85. Do your friend like Kingdom Hearts?

No

86. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts?

I got the original when I was 7, got mad because I couldn't get past Destiny Island, sold it, then randomly thought about a year ago"I really want to play Kingdom Hearts.", bought KH' bought Re: COM, Bought KH2, bought 358/2 Days, became obsessed, started writing KH fanfiction, and here I am today...*pant pant*

87. Do you think Diz is evil,nice,both, or neather?

a bit foolish, but not evil

88. What's your favorite Kingdom Hearts game?

KH2!!!

89. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?

Definately

90. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

It's just EPIC like that!!!

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

-Jade Dragoon 14

Write down all the Organization member's names in a random order and answer the questions:

1:Vexen

2:Larxene

3:Zexion

4:Axel

5:Xemnas

6:Lexaeus

7:Saix

8:Xaldin

9:Demyx

10:Roxas

11:Xigbar

12:Marluxia

13:Luxord

Questions:

1. Would a 7/3 fic be more on the angsty side or the humorous side?

Zexion and Saix? I'd say angsty

2. Would 4/10 be a smutty fic or a fluffy one.

crap, Axel and Roxas? smutty...wait...fluffy..no! It could go either way, I guess.

3. What would happen if 2 and 9 got together?

instant annihilation*cries* poor Demyx! :(

4. 1 and 11 are gong out. What would be the Organization's reaction.

Roxas would be scarred for life, Axel would fling himself off the highest tower of Castle Oblivion, and Saix would kill everybody else.

5. Which couple suits better: 8/13 or 6/5?

Definately XalLux.

6. Is 12 the most attractive member?

well, for a guy with pink hair, he's pretty attractive, but not the most.

7. Would 3 be happy if 11 and 8 got together?

I honestly don't think he'd care.

8. Write a title for a 4/2 fic.

Instant Fatality

9. Have you ever read a 10/ 1 fic?

Yeah, I wrote one, too, but it was a disgrace.

10. Would it be possible to make 5 and 13 canon?

Xemnas and Luxord? Ummmmm...no

11. In a 6/9 pairing, who would be top and who would be bottom?

I think Demyx will forever be bottom.

12. Would 1 and 13 be possible?

Vexen and Luxord? Now that has some potential...

13. Write a summary for an 11/3 fic.

Xigbar annoys the hell outta Zexion with his drunken rambling and perverted jokes.

14. What if 12 and 7 had a baby?

Marluxia and saix. It would have cotton candy hair.

15. Write a warning for a 1/2/8 fic.

yaoi, instant death, hell in a cell cage match

16. 4 and 12 are getting married. What would 5's speech be?

Xemnas: "I don't give a flyin' poptart what you do as long as it doesn't involve me!"

17. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Lexaeus and Xigbar? Once or twice.

18. Do you think Four is hot?

Axel? for a serial murderer, I guess

19. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Marluxia got Xaldin pregnant? Xemnas would have Vexen perform an abortion.

20. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah.

21. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Larxene and Lexaeus? um...no

22. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Zexion and Roxas. I'll come back to that later...

23. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Vexen and Xaldin. NO! NO! NO! HELL NO! NOT HAPPENING! I REFUSE!

24. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

no

25. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

yaoi, threesome, not for the faint of heart

26. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Roxas: OOOHHH! Sparkly!

27. Cuter couple? five/nine or ten/twelve?

Roxas and Marluxia

28.What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

He wouldn't say anything. He is the Silent Hero

29.How would you feel if eleven died?

Sad. Xigbar is the coolest one-eyed sniper I know of.

30. Which is a more disturbing pairing? one/four or one/seven?

Vexen and Saix

31.Would eight ever want to kill five?

probably

32.Would four or nine be sad if twelve got run over by a car?
they're probably scared of him.