Naomi n Katie- dumb and dumber
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Joined 02-25-09, id: 1848103, Profile Updated: 03-16-09
Author has written 1 story for Fruits Basket.

Hello!!

We are Katie and Naomi, Naomi and Katie... thats not our real names, but we don't like our names anyways! qX Xp

We are as close as Kaoru and Hikaru... (not as close as you are thinking of)

One of us (cough cough katie cough) suffers from CRS. (cant remember shoot.) so be nice, and dont tease her.

just so you all can be aware, katie loves long profiles... so if you dont i think you should just skip toward the bottom... when you see the words 'katie's side of speaking' expect for along long long part of the story or whatever... just so u know.

We know several different manga/cartoons/books like...

Twilight!!

Fruits Basket!!

Ouran HighSchool Host Club!!

Vampire Knight!!

TDI and TDA!!

Avatar the Last Airbender!!

Wolf's Rain!!

Naruto!!

And Most of All... POKEMON!! XD (Okay not really)

Katie's side of speaking:

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you are practically crying over something your no-good-dirty-rotten-friend did one second and the next (literally) your laughing at something you're thinking of for a story you're writing. Crazy is if you sit in your room doing nothing but thinking about your BUITIFUL SETH CLEARWATER!! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Every time you try to apply real-world physics to anime scenarios, God kills a cat-girl. Think of the cat-girls

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7.Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...Unless the doctor is Carlisle, in which case, screw the apples!

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

when life gives u lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how u did it

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

.: There's three ways to do things:.

.: The right way :.

.: The wrong way :.

.: And my way, which is wrong too, but faster!:.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog. A dog barks. Bark is on a tree. Tree is in nature, and nature is beautiful. So thank you for the compliment. (love this one).

sarcasem is nature's natral defence aginst stupidity.

shut up voices, or i'll poke you with a q-tip again.

God has a sence of humor. Just go to walmart and look at people.

anyone ever notice that studying is student and dying together?

fear

Forget

Everything

And

Run

favorite quotes:

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that i object."- Edward Cullen, Eclipse.

"Did you just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV."- Jacob Black, Eclipse.

"Ya, it's a off day when i dont hear some one telling me how edible i smell" -Jacob Black.

Susan: I don't remember this way. -chronical's of narnia-

Peter: That's the problem with girls. Can't carry a map in their heads.

Lucy: That's because our heads have something in them.

Susan (to Lucy): I wish he'd just listen to the DLF.

Edmund: DLF?

Lucy (smiling at Susan): Dear Little Friend.

Trumpkin: Oh, that's not at all patronizing. -chronicals of narnia-

Hidan:Hey, don't tell me we're going after this guy for money. Killing a priest is like a one-way ticket to hell.

Kakuzu:Even hell runs on money. I'd be fine.

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" - Kakashi

"I'll take a potato chip... and EAT it!" - Light Yagami

"Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake." - L

"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Since when have the Japanese been allowed to carry such nice guns?" - Matt

Mello (after Shidou takes the notebook): The notebook flew by itself.

?: It can't be.

?: It's a notebook that kills a human. It's no surprise if it's alive.

We only do fanfics that we both write... so if you gotta problem with that... SUCK IT UP!!

our fan fic's so far are

Ouran Basket

the one where ouran and fruits basket collide into nothing other than... ouran basket...

in prossess of thinking about writing:

we were thinking about writing one where all the host clubs change bodys... like tamaki and kaoru swich place's so tamaki's kaoru and kaoru's some one esle... we were really giving some thought into that... uhh... so if you think we should, just say so...

Naomi: I tried doing my stuff to the profile... but then I hit the back button that takes me to another page... haha... -.'- no one looks here anyways... BTW I am so sorry for the delay on the updates!! I was buried in omework (I know that wasn't a good excuse) and I was held hostage in Boise, Idaho! (We went to meet my new step-dad's brother...)

:-D Okay... were done...

Ouran Basket reviews
The host club is wandering towards a high-classed residence as a favor for Kyoya's family business, but when the get separated, some of the Sohmas bump into them and lead them towards their home. What kind of chaos will emerge? A two-author story.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009