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Joined 02-19-11, id: 2756072, Profile Updated: 02-19-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Well, hello there :)

I'm a Harry Potter obessed, mainly Marauders, fan girl :D But, not a rabid one ... I won't bite ... hard. I draw as well but, to be totally honest my drawings are terrible and couldn't hold a candle to my writing.

I really hope you read my fics I do put a lot of work, if you count tapping on a keyboard tiring work, into each fiction Lament of the Blacks which is a Sirius and Regulus fic, but no slash (Sirius is too hot for ickle Regy) Not that I don't mind yaoi :)

Name: now, now I've had too many pedo-talks at school to tell you that ;)

Age: 14 (Although I look about twelve :/)

Gender: Girl (I think I've said that...)

Hair Colour: is it not easy to guess? BLONDE :D

Sexuality: straight (but yaoi is awesome so, I can't diss the gays

Star Sign: Gemini

Birthday: May 24th (Little spring baby :P)

Favourite:
Colour:
I like green (But, Slytherin made me change my mind) what the hell, ur ... purple
Food: That's easy! PASTA!
Animal: Cat (I have a cat that looks as ugly as Crookshanks, sorry Mable but, you do)
Number: ...4?
Place: My bed (I sleep more than normal people should)

Things I'm amazing at!
Well, judging from the title number one has to be modesty ;)
But, I'm pretty good at dancing and pointe work (block ballet shoes)
Besides dancing ... nothing really, I'm a very boring person :L

Things I absolutely fail at :/
Drawing (which sucks, because my best friend is amazing and when we're drawing in French (hate) I'll look over and die at how good she is)
Piano and any other musical instrument (I hurt myself with a recorder ... don't ask)
Cooking (I'm quite dangerous)
I could really go on forever but, there my top three ;)

I didn't make this I stole it off mellys-girl's profile :P

You're Too Big a Fan When... (yes, I've done most of these ;))

You mutter nonsense latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape. (My form tutor is Snape :P)

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight. (I did this without even realising *face palm*)

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.) (Our school houses are actually, green-red-blue and yellow so it's easy :D)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten. (Ahahaha! I did comment when coming into Paddington station it was like Hogwarts Station :L)

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mum has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote! (I do this with food :P)

You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it. (and 7 Years in Tibet, it has David Thewlis (REMUS

You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions, and all your friends think you're mad. (Me and my bff made up our whole timetable with stuff like ruins = history etc)

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters. (Mable ... um ... no. But, I do have a hamster called Padfoot)

You get in to heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies. (So ... sexy

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books. (And Draco's is June 5th and ...)

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about. (I call my head mistress You-Know-Who)

You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences. (I went to see Twilight and yelled IT'S CEDRIC HE'S A HAND-ME-DOWN DOUCHES! I'm not allowed back :/)

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Letter's to the Marauders by Witch07 reviews
*Abandon* Ever want to write a letter to the Marauders? Ever wonder if they would write you back? Well here is your chance to write to us! Leave me a Review or a message and I will make sure that they get it. Then you can write back and forth to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,720 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Marauders
Four Marauders and the Terror of the Night Time by Indie Queen182 reviews
It is the dawn of the boys fifth year at Hogwarts, and things are slightly amiss. Can they find out who is trying to prank them before anything terrible happens?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Marauders - Complete
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Dear Potter reviews
Ever wanted to write to the wizards of Hogwarts? Well, now you can! Just review and they'll reply :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Harry P., Remus L.
Laments of a Black reviews
or 101 Reasons Why I Hate My Brother. Regulus and Sirius have never got on but, can they put their differences aside? No. This is the tale of the Black family brothers and their hatred toward each other. No slash, but Maraudery fun inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B.