ImperfectLuck
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Joined 07-02-10, id: 2429761, Profile Updated: 06-22-12
Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon.

Fathers and Boyfriends have a lot in common. Both are willing to shove both fists up the ass of anyone who comes close to their daughter.


That's right, I'm not dead.

DP: Picture Ethan (friend, musician, perfectionist with perfect pitch, aspiring photographer and general digital media artist) took of me. Two years ago and no less awesome.

Name: I share my first name with a famous poet's last. If you want to guess PM me.
Height: 5'11, or 1.8m. And asian. My m(u/o)m wants me to get to six foot though. Oh, and I have reasonably impressive pectorials.
Gender: I have a healthy interest in girls. Not women. And have you ever heard of a female pedo? And the funny thing is i like em short. Or not...
Age: 16. So now I can crash my car (like a boss).
Personality: I'm so easy-going my parents get driven up the wall. Especially when they start asking "what are you going to do with your life?" or some other question like that. I think I'll need to correct that this year though.
Interests: Various. I have a penchant for rhythm games though. And sport.
Music: Everything from ballads to metal. No really.
Anime/ Manga: No longer very interested. The Fate series are awesome though.

As of 4/22/2012 I have a girl. She's 5'7". Goes against my policy strangely. Doesn't mean I love her any less.

I can now proudly call myself reasonably pro at Dota. Just in time too.

Fun fact: I prefer criticism over compliment. What I could improve on over what is already good. Just keep that in mind if you ever review my stories.


In my head

I see you all over me...

The PMD fic I mentioned and didn't change for the last... six months is finally in motion. I'll be writing ahead though, so I can be sure I won't mess up. The synopsis will be up when I actually figure out where it's gonna go. Oh right, and it'll have a dodgier release date than Blizzard's.


Screwed up, funny, epic and everything else quotes I've heard

"So... You like Jess?" "And you like mudkipz?"Alanalso the pretty boy of an all boys school. Guess what happens.) and I.
"Miss, I'm so black!" "Oh, no wonder I couldn't see you when the lights are off." La Sith (black boy in my grade- yes. Australia has none of the niggaz.) getting owned by our French teacher.
"Go back to where you came from!" What my english teacher said when an Islander left his seat.
"Gimme a fuck off five NOW!" "What? Give you a fuck with five?" Sam, our stroke in rowing, being misheard by Anthony, our bow
(probably on purpose.)
"I wish that all the ladies/ were holes in the road/ And i was the truckie/ I'd fill them with my load" Anthony again (Guess what kinda guy he is.)
"I wish that all the ladies/ were bells in a tower/ And i was the bellboy/ I'd bang them by the hour" Guess who?
"I wish that all the ladies/ were buns in an oven/ And I was the baker/ I'd cream then by the dozen"You-know-who
"I wish that all the ladies/ were bricks in a pile/ And I was the brickie/ I'd lay them by the mile" Are you really that slow?
"You know you play to much Modern Warfare 2 when you dive into your girlfriend's pants and yell 'TACTICAL INSERTION!'" Anna
"FEAR IS AN ILLUSION!!“ "So you can feel illusion?" "... SHUT UP!" Jeffrey, being afraid of heights, and me, on the Great Wall of China.
"You know, I'd bet money on the fact that the pickup line of Maplestory addicts everywhere would be 'Hey babe, how bout ya let my Pianus visit your cave?'" Robert
(No, he didn't bet money.)
"Fuck man THAT HURTS!" "Take it like a man, bro." "Yeah, compress it into a little ball and SHOVE it up your ass." Jackson (general douchebag and wannabe cassanova), me, and Edward
"I've been lamenting my lack of a chest for a while but then this game said "A flat chest is a status symbol! A rarity!" Word for Word. And when you think about it there is a demand, right? Which means I'm valuable!" Konata Izumi from Lucky Star (Yeah. WTF.)
"Like a girl? Take a stab at it. Girl break your heart? Take a stab at HER."Jacky
"Why do girls like wearing high heels so much?" "To feel high, why else?" Danny and I
"Hey, anyone got any paraffin oil?"
"Dude don't use that, it burns out your rubber really quickly," "...Are you talking about condoms?" "Oil lamps, dumbass. Unless you want a flaming dick," "Use your highly flammable dick to power your oil lamp and carry it on your dick with you wherever you go," Glanden, Weber, me, Ethan (yes, the same one that made my dp.)
"You know why there's never any hot girls working at McDonalds? Cause when a guy makes an order they'll just go 'Eheheheh... I want... Buns... Eheheheh,'"Peter

I don't have anything else to say, so I'm out!

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If I Lost on Purpose, Would You Stop Following Me? by Super Robot Malinarlen reviews
Forsaken by Crystal, Elm bribes Lyra to the call. Risky, seeing Lyra hasn't been ENTIRELY in her right mind since a mishap 3 years ago. Tenaciously, she attracts trouble wherever she goes. Consequently, as her cruel rival Silver soon discovers, she's more than a little hard to follow... Semi-crack Soulsilvershipping, Hot-blood!Lyra, Tsundere!Silver. Cover by EarlGengar @ Deviantart
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 197,478 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival]
Project Valentine by SugarPesticide reviews
An attempt to write a one-shot for every Pokemon pairing in existence. Individual stories rated K through T. Shipping suggestions are currently CLOSED. Latest pair: Ben/Summer.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 114 - Words: 151,296 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 6/25/2010
Two Loved Apart by Sinful Dragon reviews
Two Eons from two different worlds cross paths in the most romantic story that of Romeo and Juliet. The ending's different and it is rated M for language, violence and sexual content.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,370 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Espeon/Eifie, Umbreon/Blacky
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,942 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Black Butterflies by Galalithial reviews
A rogue organization has gone beyond human bounds and have created the first anthro human-pokemon. Will their creation comeback to destroy them? Or become the valuable weapon they want from him? And what plans do the Legendaries have for him? He will have to survive with his skill, strength, and the help of his reliable group.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,701 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010
Cogent Storm by Absol Perfect Disaster reviews
What does it take to persuade a beautiful individual to trust you? A wild luxray living in solitude away from the violence around him wants to end his loneliness but can't until he encounters a unique Pokemon which sparks a glimmer of hope for him.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,301 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Luxray/Rentorar, Absol
Aim For The Sky by AlFlowerrise reviews
No silly, aim for the stars. — BlackSkyla.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, Skyla/Fuuro
kaleidoscope heart by Kuruk reviews
She's loved a few people throughout the course of her journey, but she'll get it right. Someday. Five people Kris loved, and the one she will eventually. — Kris.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Kris - Complete
Letters to Adrian by Woop D.D. Doo reviews
::HeroxPartner::ONESHOT:: Eevee Sink misses her partner and best friend, Adrian, and throws a message in a bottle out to sea for anyone to find. And somebody does find it. Many people. Fluffy, minor coarse language.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Eevee/Eievui, Skitty/Eneko - Complete
Daycare by Dark Amphithere reviews
A Cacturne and Gardevoir discuss a rather interesting topic after being forced in the Daycare Center. Rated M for the topics of discussion, but there's NO sex. DesertDancer pairing, Cacturne x Gardevoir. I don't own Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Cacturne/Noctus, Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
Diary Howl Of The Eternal Trainer by RadarRun reviews
In which pokemon-world logic is taken way too far. The trainer from every game tells you the pokemon story in the manner of a Lovecraftian narrator. Warning: extreme gore follows.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
After Red by Alstroe reviews
What do you do after you're the very best?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Red - Complete
Deciduous Disposition by ibuberu reviews
In her bedroom, there was a crystal vase that contained two different flowers. — LanceYellow.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Yellow, Lance/Wataru - Complete
Kira by hysyu reviews
A young man visits a sinister brothel for what he assumes would be a simple one night-romp - until a chance encounter with a newly-morphed Ninetales rapidly evolves into something more. Rated MA for sexual themes and occasional swearing.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,966 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Ninetales/Kyukon - Complete
Dark hats and Dirty boots by ibuberu reviews
But there was no man with a blue hat and beautiful skin, only an empty house. – RileyHikari.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Riley/Gen, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
War Of The Plates by mr.myxsiple reviews
An Umbreon named Shade is forcefully thrust into a great war. There, he experiences friendship, pain and love. Pls review. Complete
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,583 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Umbreon/Blacky, Espeon/Eifie - Complete
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Alphabet challenge: beachshipping reviews
Alphabet soup, beachshipping style! Pmd2 HeroxPartner.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010
Silent Smiles reviews
A shade of himself, naught but memory. His true self avoids him, but there might just be someone who can help him find himself...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Umbreon/Blacky - Complete
In My Head reviews
The thoughts of a somewhat confused weavile. WeavilexUmbreon, since i have no idea what it's called.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Weavile/Manyula, Umbreon/Blacky - Complete
Wish you were here reviews
Yet another beachshipping oneshot from me. Inspired by Owl City's Vanilla Twilight.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
Musings of the Past reviews
Sometimes, things are left unsaid because they are just too painful to say. one-shot. Beachshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Didn't Think it Would Happen reviews
What happens when two friends find they have become more? Friendshipping, my first fic, one shot. PLEASE REVIEW :D
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Luxio, Jolteon/Thunders - Complete
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