Fathers and Boyfriends have a lot in common. Both are willing to shove both fists up the ass of anyone who comes close to their daughter.

That's right, I'm not dead.

DP: Picture Ethan (friend, musician, perfectionist with perfect pitch, aspiring photographer and general digital media artist) took of me. Two years ago and no less awesome.

Name: I share my first name with a famous poet's last. If you want to guess PM me.
Height: 5'11, or 1.8m. And asian. My m(u/o)m wants me to get to six foot though. Oh, and I have reasonably impressive pectorials.
Gender: I have a healthy interest in girls. Not women. And have you ever heard of a female pedo? And the funny thing is i like em short. Or not...
Age: 16. So now I can crash my car (like a boss).
Personality: I'm so easy-going my parents get driven up the wall. Especially when they start asking "what are you going to do with your life?" or some other question like that. I think I'll need to correct that this year though.
Interests: Various. I have a penchant for rhythm games though. And sport.
Music: Everything from ballads to metal. No really.
Anime/ Manga: No longer very interested. The Fate series are awesome though.

As of 4/22/2012 I have a girl. She's 5'7". Goes against my policy strangely. Doesn't mean I love her any less.

I can now proudly call myself reasonably pro at Dota. Just in time too.

Fun fact: I prefer criticism over compliment. What I could improve on over what is already good. Just keep that in mind if you ever review my stories.

In my head

I see you all over me...

The PMD fic I mentioned and didn't change for the last... six months is finally in motion. I'll be writing ahead though, so I can be sure I won't mess up. The synopsis will be up when I actually figure out where it's gonna go. Oh right, and it'll have a dodgier release date than Blizzard's.

Screwed up, funny, epic and everything else quotes I've heard

"So... You like Jess?" "And you like mudkipz?"Alanalso the pretty boy of an all boys school. Guess what happens.) and I.
"Miss, I'm so black!" "Oh, no wonder I couldn't see you when the lights are off." La Sith (black boy in my grade- yes. Australia has none of the niggaz.) getting owned by our French teacher.
"Go back to where you came from!" What my english teacher said when an Islander left his seat.
"Gimme a fuck off five NOW!" "What? Give you a fuck with five?" Sam, our stroke in rowing, being misheard by Anthony, our bow (probably on purpose.)
"I wish that all the ladies/ were holes in the road/ And i was the truckie/ I'd fill them with my load" Anthony again (Guess what kinda guy he is.)
"I wish that all the ladies/ were bells in a tower/ And i was the bellboy/ I'd bang them by the hour" Guess who?
"I wish that all the ladies/ were buns in an oven/ And I was the baker/ I'd cream then by the dozen"You-know-who
"I wish that all the ladies/ were bricks in a pile/ And I was the brickie/ I'd lay them by the mile" Are you really that slow?
"You know you play to much Modern Warfare 2 when you dive into your girlfriend's pants and yell 'TACTICAL INSERTION!'" Anna
"FEAR IS AN ILLUSION!!“ "So you can feel illusion?" "... SHUT UP!" Jeffrey, being afraid of heights, and me, on the Great Wall of China.
"You know, I'd bet money on the fact that the pickup line of Maplestory addicts everywhere would be 'Hey babe, how bout ya let my Pianus visit your cave?'" Robert (No, he didn't bet money.)
"Fuck man THAT HURTS!" "Take it like a man, bro." "Yeah, compress it into a little ball and SHOVE it up your ass." Jackson (general douchebag and wannabe cassanova), me, and Edward
"I've been lamenting my lack of a chest for a while but then this game said "A flat chest is a status symbol! A rarity!" Word for Word. And when you think about it there is a demand, right? Which means I'm valuable!" Konata Izumi from Lucky Star (Yeah. WTF.)
"Like a girl? Take a stab at it. Girl break your heart? Take a stab at HER."Jacky
"Why do girls like wearing high heels so much?" "To feel high, why else?" Danny and I
"Hey, anyone got any paraffin oil?" "Dude don't use that, it burns out your rubber really quickly," "...Are you talking about condoms?" "Oil lamps, dumbass. Unless you want a flaming dick," "Use your highly flammable dick to power your oil lamp and carry it on your dick with you wherever you go," Glanden, Weber, me, Ethan (yes, the same one that made my dp.)
"You know why there's never any hot girls working at McDonalds? Cause when a guy makes an order they'll just go 'Eheheheh... I want... Buns... Eheheheh,'"Peter

I don't have anything else to say, so I'm out!