Hey peoples,well if your reading this you clicked on the link next to the title yay! Here's some random stuff about me:

User ID: Dontaskquestions( Though u guys can call me DAQ for short :)

Age: almost 16

sex: no thanks :D lol jk I'm a girl

Where I live: In your crayon box, no seriously check in there :D haha

disclaimer: I own nothing , so bleh no sueing for you! (I still own my own original characters and plots)

Quotes:

'Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes' :3

'I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it'

'We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved'

'Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night'

My shoulder-angel shot my shoulder-devil when they were arguing. I've listened to my shoulder-angel ever since..."-Courtney

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

You have one advantage over me... you can kiss my ass and I can't.

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. -Buddha

No one is a virgin, Life screwed us all!

There are three types of people you don't want pissed off, Custom Officials, Air Marshals, and Police Officers. Because they can say funny things like 'Cavity Search.'

All women are insane psycho-bitches. It's just that some only have access to thier bitch powers once a month while others have free rein of their power.

"I think, therefor, I am not you"

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

"The point of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -Patton

I am the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times. Once when it's said. Once when it's explained to me. Once five minutes later when I finally get it.

Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slaming a revoling door.

Mirror don't talk, and you are lucky they can't laugh.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door went nuts.

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all my aunts and grandmothers pinched and poked me telling me I was next. They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing at funerals.

Last night I was laying in my bed looking at the stars when I realized, where the hell was my ceiling.

Its not when animals attack it's when stupid people get bit.

Everyone's entitled to be stupid... but you are abusing your privilage.

Client: "so my dog has a wound but I think I'll wait a little while before I bring him in. Receptionist: "Okay just be sure to keep the flies away from the open wound" Client: "When's the earlist I can come in?"

The best defense against the atomic bomb is to not be there when it goes off.
It's like a hand granade, if it's close, it counts. -Mr. Runyan

Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hand long after they have turned to dust -dragon heart

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.

The anti-depressent paxel causes suicide - Christopher Tidus

My friends are the type of people to try and drown a fish but I love them anyway(ha that was fun :D!)sleeping bunny /)/)
(- .) ~zzz
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