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ALL*ed ones are COMPLants of emmy or the ultimate catchphrase name: Mia *Age: Uh...i know this one... *Location: Earth. Dur. Likes: bassoon, singing, decorating, and being lazy Dislikes: oboe's (there to high pitched), to skinney of people (they freak me out), poop, vomit, barf, nauseant, puke, puking, dirty dog, git, vomitive, crumb, stinker, vomitus, vomit, emesis, skunk, vomiting, rotter, scum bag, bum, lowlife, barf, rat, so-and-so, stinkpot, emetic, regurgitation, disgorgement,when people don't answer there phone's, when people corect your grammar Friends: emmy,mo,jean,viki 1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it I have a scar on my leg from landing on a tile! 2. What is on the walls in your room? school projects and awful blue paint. 3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep? I have been told that i talk in my sleep and snore off and on. 4. What type of music do you listen to? 5.Do you know what time you were born? *6.What are you doing right now? Typing? 7. What do you miss? pine cove and my friends 8. What is your most prized possession? my dog 9. How tall are you? 10. Do you get Claustrophobic? 11. Are you afraid of the dark? no. 12. Who was the last person who made you mad? 13. What is your favorite sport? DANCING, even though i suck at it! 14. What kind of hair color/eye color you like in guys? have no clue in the world what color my natural hair color is and blue eyes! *15. Who do people do compare you to? No one. I IZ MEH OWN BRAND OF AWESOME! 16. Coffee or energy drink? punch! 17. What is your favorite pizza toping? mushroom 18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? 20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish? 21. What was the most meaningful gift you’ve gotten? the oppertunities iv gotton and to have a good life *fart* 22.Do you like anybody? Yep…me! 23. Are you double jointed? Yes, in my hands. 24. Favorite clothing brand? 26. Do you have any pets? 27. What kind is it? 28. Would you do anything for your bestfriend? Anything! 29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone that they're ugly? them: umm.. no me: WELL YOU NEED IT! 30. Say a number 1 to 100 31.Do you go for looks or personality? 32. What is the one number you call the most? 33. What annoys you the most? when people inturept me or then get things i dont want when i already told them what i want UGG! 35. Your weaknesses? 36. Have you met anyone famous? 37. First job? 38. Ever done a prank call? 41.What were you doing before you filled this out? 40. Have you ever had surgery? ya 42. What do you get complimented the most about? 43. Have you ever had braces? 44. What do you want for your birthday? A FREAKING LAPTOP! 45. How many kids do you want? 1-8 46. Were you named after anyone? my middle name 47. Do you wish on stars? 49. What kind of shampoo do you use? 50. Do you like your handwriting? YA sometimes 51. What is your favorite lunch meat? 52. Any bad habits? 53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have? …Hannah Montana. OH THE SHAME! 54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? I probably would be. It really depends on what kind of person my new self is…uh, that didn’t make ANY sense. 56. Do looks matter? HELL YA! 57. How do you release anger? 58. What was your favorite toy as a child? what du 60. Where is your second home? 61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? 62.Were you a fan of barney as a child? He scared the crap out of me. 63. Do you use sarcasm? Sarcasm is my ultimate weapon. 64. What's your favorite line from a movie? it's just a flesh wound, or i fart in your gereral diraection, aim for the buses my fav.: IF I WANT YOU TO TALK I STICK MY HAND UP YOUR ASS AND WORK YOU LIKE A PUPET! 65. What do you look for in a guy? dont know 66.What are your nicknames? 67.Who is your favorite singer/rapper/musician? avril lavigne. 68.What is your favorite TV show? sex and the city and The Big Bang Theory! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone I'm the kind of girl who doesn't get asked out. I'm the kind of girl who spends the whole day dreaming I'm the kind of girl that gets made fun of. I'm the kind of girl who knows absolutely nothing, I'm the kind of girl who will sit and daydream for hours on end. I'm the kind of girl that doesn't get jokes. I'm the kind of girl who get's stared at, because she's loud and dresses different. I'm the kind of girl who wants to believe in everything. I'm the kind of girl that people see right through. But, I'm also the kind of girl who walks with her head held high, the kind that doesn't care what people say about her. I'm the kind of girl who likes who she is, even if others don't. I'm not afraid to laugh loudly in a quiet room, or make a fool of myself. I'm the kind of girl who lives her life. Me: don't get why i don't get asked out then a guy passes by cute Me: *fart* emmy: thats why In math class: "So this is 70 feet," my teacher says as she scribbles the number on the white board. "AAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA!" two voices sang in unison. "Did you just sing simultaneously?" she asks as she turns around laughing. My whole class erupts into laughter. Riley:I know what I want for my birthday. Emmy:Ok. I can buy you the world...in a snow globe!!! At School: Riley: I like the way the ginger sounds. Giiiiiinnnger. Giiinnnger. Say it with me. Emmy: Giiiinnnger. Giiiiinnnnger. It is fun to say. We just got some weird looks. Riley: We always get weird looks. It's a sign of awesomeness. Lisa: I was in my friend's room and her mom walks in. She tells us she got a blog. Riley: Woah. Lisa: That's not the best part. Her name on the blog is awesomemom. Riley: Hehe!!(laughs) Lisa: Hehe!!(laughs) It took The ULTIMATE Catchphrase five minutes to spell idiotic. WITH SPELL CHECK. After you read this go tease her about it. I asked my four year old sister what the world would be like a hundred years from now and she said old. -Riley Science Debates in Class: Emmy: You can't just put solar energy in a tank and carry it around. Bob: Yes you can. It's called a battery!!! Later... Bob: Nuclear energy is safe but not foolproof. One fool presses a button and death! Death to people! And... Bill: A Nuclear spill can cause radioactive chemicals to leak. Mr. Jones: You can make that an advantage by saying that the radioactivity causes genetic mutations in plants. And scientists will study those plants and will learn more about science. Class: True Riley: Well, that would also be beneficial to doctors because people can get cancer from radioactivity and then the doctors will earn more money from treating the cancer patients. Mr. Jones: Now you're thinking. There is always a loophole. Riley: Well, you're not exactly the wisest cattle in the barn. Emmy: Did you just call me a cow? Emmy: *Makes weird gargling noise* Riley: Are you choking? *Brief Pause* On a duck? Emmy: WHAT? Riley: (Picks up long curly fry) Wow! Look at this! Jean: It's a jumbo accordion! Emmy and Jean: Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do. Riley: I will destroy the jumbo accordion! (Tries to eat fry but the fry breaks and falls off the table) Jean: AHHHHH! Riley: The giant accordion commits suicide! Nikki: WHAT??!!!! At Lunch: Maria: Jean, are you massaging a banana!? Jean: Yes! Jean squeezes the banana and mush oozes out. Em: You're destroying your patient. Riley: It's being disemboweled! Jean hollows out the banana, throws the banana away, and puts all the mush on a napkin. Then Jean wraps the mush in a bunch of napkins. Em: It's a banana burrito! Maria: I'm putting that on my blog. Later... Jean throws away her lunch and comes back to the table. Jean: I forgot my napkins! Nikki: Can you take my tray? Em: Mine too? Jean: People are going to think I eat alot. Jean goes to the trash can and comes back. Jean: The guy over there was like- umm... I forgot my sandwich! Jean goes again. Maria: She went so many times. First she threw away the banana burrito. Then she took her lunch. Then she takes two trays. Then she takes her sandwich. "isn't that so funny?" "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...no." BE ALERT! The world needs more lerts. BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE! PROCRASTINATORS OF THE WORLD, UNITE...tomorrow At my birthday party, on the patio: Emmy: "Hey...I kinda wanna smash this cake in my face. Can I do that?" Maria: "Sure. I'll do it with you." In the cafeteria, a school: Jean: "I really HATE bananas..." takes banana and rips it in half. She then squeezes it, so it gushes all over the place. Emmy: Looks over. "What the heck did you do to that banana!?" Jean: "I killed it..." Emmy and Maria: "YOU BANANA MURDERER!" Everyone in the table next to us: turns to stare at us. Emmy: looks at dog on the table Lady Cocoa! Off the round table! shoves cocoa off and turns to jean You! You are Lady Fudge Monkey (long story) , and I...thinks for a moment I am General KItty Cat! turns away to get a towel Jean: Your middle name is Pencil! Emmy: turns around what? Kitty Pencil Cat? Jean: Yes! The general draws! IT it her secret hobby! Emmy: What...pfft...no...i don't draw...pfft... Leah: Well why was there food on the table!? Emmy: Because JEAN decided to leave it there! Jean: I only left it there because EMMY needed help pouring her SOUP! A Tribute to Junior and Bob junior, our snowmen! Emmy: Yeah! We fixed little Juni-- AHHHH! HIS TORSO FELL OFF! Jean: His what? looks over AHHHHHHHHH! HIS TORSO! AHHH! HIS HEAD! LATER: Emmy: WE...shall name him bob...because that is my new name. Jean: Yes...BOB JUNIOR! because i am junior. Emmy: YOU NAMED THE LAST ONE AFTER YOURSELF!!! Just so you know, all the conversation on this profile are one i have actually had with my friends. Jean: pretending to be a man without an arm You know...i used to have an arm, but then--OW accidentally slams knee into table Emmy: Jeez...you ruined you monologue! Emmy: Is...is that a cup of marshmallows? Jean: No...shoves a spoonful of marshmallows her mouth. me and Emmy: OH MY GODS IT IS, you lied lady fudge monkey! me: look at her, shoes: a sprinkle of dirt Girl: ARG! i got dirt on my shooooooe! Maria: leans over to Emmy wow. DQ much? Emmy: What the heck does Dairy Queen have to do with anything? Maria: facepalm DRAMA QUEEN YOU IDIOT! Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Personally, I hate these PASS IT ON things. But really, what have I got to lose? Post if you want. Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree REMEMBER TO REVEIW! PLEASE!!!! IF YOU DO I"LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE *Takes out a cookie* Nom nom nom nom... |
