MazeRunnerGirl

I like writing stories and using my imagination.

Name: Maisie

Nicknames: Maz, Titch

Age: around 10-25

Gender: Female

Favorite video games: sonic the hedgehog, Mario, Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Zelda (currently obsessed)

Favorite anime:

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Things to do on an Elevator/lift

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) GIVE a over-the-top cough

24) SCREAM and shout "WE'RE GONNA DIE!" when the lift is going down.

25) ANNOUNCE that you have just farted.

26) SIT in a corner and pretend to be really scared, whimpering.

27) START to cry and say "I DON'T LIKE THIS! I'M SCARED OF LIFTS!"

28) LAUGH for no reason

29) Start to dance for no reason

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You know you are obsessed with the Hunger Games when...

You've memorized Rue's Lullaby and The Hanging Tree

You are counting down the days until the Movie comes out

When someone says fish you think of Finnick

You use Hunger games curses ( Oh my Haymitch, In the name of Peeta, WTFinnick, etc)

You go outside to play The hunger games in your yard in any weather with your friends

You were ready to rip mockingjay in half when Prim and Finnick died. (I was like: "NOOOOO!!! FINNICK!!)

Every purple berry is nightlock to you. (I don't trust berries)

When you have Pita bread you rip it up and claim it's Peeta

You miss read To kill a mockingbird to To kill a mockingJay (yeah..)

You've spend time figuring out district locations (I try to)

You cried when Rue, Prim, Finnick, Foxface, Thresh and Cinnia died. (Don't ask)

When you see bread you categorize what district it came from

You want your real name to be Katniss or Prim (Katniss)

You accidentally called a boy named Peter, Peeta. (Yeah)

When people say what planet is Lady Gaga from you say the capitol

When ever you're playing a game in gym class that's violent you scream "It's the HUNGER GAMES run for your life" Or yell at a gym teacher "Down with the capitol!"

You have a fear of botox because you don't want to look like Snow

You debate with your science teacher over if Nightlock and Mockingjays are real (Got weird looks)

You get in a hissy fit when people say twilight is better then the hunger games

You wear a mocking jay pin almost every day

Not a day goes by when you don't make a reference to the HG

When you try have a normal conversation with someone the Hunger Games always comes up

You don't wear make-up because Katniss dosn't

You have secret nicknames for people in your class who remind you of HG characters ( Cato, Madge, Clove, Thresh, Foxface, Rue, Peeta, Gail, etc)

You wish you had a goat that you could name Lady and a cat you could name Buttercup.

You pretend you're Katniss when climbing a tree. (Yep!)

You threaten your friends to read the books.

Reality TV creeps you out. (Even keeping up with the Kardashians)

When you see a billbord that says "vote for me for district 12" you freak out

When you are having book reports in your class and the class has ended and you hear someone say "I almost volunteered" You almost freak out.

You want to join archery club so you can be like Katniss Everdeen

When playing Dodgeball and someone gets hit. You make a cannon noise and shout "You're dead!"

You are the last one standing in Dodgeball, you shout "I WIN!! I'M THE VICTOR!!!"

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. (I'm going to!!)

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (Hell yeah! Got weird looks from people. Oh well)

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (YES! Thank you!)

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (Well duh! PERCY JACKSON IS AWESOME!)

You burn food to see if it smells good. (...no... :( It smells weird like.. burnt food.)

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (OOH! OWL! HI ATHENA!!)

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. (yes. I do.)

You think that your favourite singer is a child of Apollo. (Does band count? if so... MCFLY!!!))

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… (I dunno. Probably will)

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (Been there, done that, moving on!)

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… (It hasn't been yet!! I'm thankful)

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. (Yup. I don't want to die!)

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. (Me still alive! :D)

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. (No... I just yelled Medusa and ran away)

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you (No... I hate Aphrodite... :( )

You know Muse is the best singers. (:D)

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. (Just in case. Safety first!)

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. (Damn you Kronos)

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas (...I wish...)

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (No... cause it's not his fault. Well, sometimes I do)

You sometimes try to control water. (It worked once! Once! I'm gonna try again!)

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (5 months.)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (9 times!)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (Yup. Just in case)

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (I still haven't found Riptide... gr... It's so annoying!)

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armour. (I need to buy some!)

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man. (... he's very good at hiding...)

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. (WTH? Aren't we supposed to pray to Zeus for rain? God of sky, remember?)

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (He loves to... DAMN YOU HERMES! AH!! *runs away* DON'T KILL ME! I'M SORRY!!)

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (Yup.)

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth (Don't let your anger out on me!! I did nothing wrong!)

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (You mean PERCY JACKSON related things... yes, yes indeed. Listen to Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day perfect for Kronos :P)

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (All of them)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. (Not yet... BUT I WILL! I will!)

You know PJO better then most sane people. (Well, yes.)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (No. My friend has. She is awesome!)

You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work (Rainbow? Drachma? Where are you? God dammit)

You give friends and yourself a godly parent. (Yup. Me and my friend did that. Cause we are cool)

You are trying to learn Greek (yup)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (uhuh... and hoping something will happen to get me to Camp. Like, if I get attacked by a monster.)

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy (Yep. Reminds me of Joey.. Kinda))

You have an instant crush on Nico! (YEP!!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Got a big book on greek mythology. Yeah.)

You want to learn Latin. (Trying. I know how to say eat my shorts!))

You copy/paste this onto your profile (Of course Einstein!)

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over (Most of them are. I need to do more.)

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to (yup. It's fun)

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO (Some haven't got a clue)

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! ASK MY FRIEND REBECCA)

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (Yup. I have a trident sketched on my History book.)

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess. (Uh... Yeah and doing...)

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (Yep. HOW DID YOU KNOW?!)

You own every single book (I own the first two. Damn!)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list (yup. Thinking...)

You call yourself a demigod (Um.. HELL YEAH)

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real (Dude... it is. Deal with it. Yep.)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO (Yeah)

You've called someone you know a satyr. (Yeah. I thought it and said it.)

You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you. (:( No...)

You start dreaming of PJO (HELL YES. HELL YES!!)

Everything goes back to Percy Jackson (HELL YES!!)

You randomly think of PJO (HELL YES!!!!!!! Percy is so cute!)

When you're in pain, you pray to Apollo (Yup)

You curse Apollo when you start singing random lyrics of random songs (Yeah... DON'T KILL ME APOLLO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!))

You stay away from LA(unless you're dead) and San Fransisco (Unless you're Roman) (Na... they're too awesome... I DON'T CARE IF I DIE!) (Also that's where Joey Graceffa lives! He lives in LA!)

You ask for weapons that gods have either for your birthday or Christmas. (Yep. Done that. Asked for a trident.)

Ways to know your are obsessed with the Maze Runner

1. You have ALL of the books

2. You are trying to persuade your friends to read the books.

3. You try to see if you have telepathic powers with your friend or classmates.

4. You try to persuade your Science teacher that Grievers and Beetle Blades exist.

5. You talk/think about about Maze Runner on a regular basis

6. You go into a maze and pretend you are a Runner and try to solve the maze (And if you're stupid, you get trapped in the maze)

7. You use the slang from the book. (shuck-face, klunk, Greenbean etc...)

8. You call your shed the homestead (for some reason)

9. When ever you hear an alarm you think a Newbie is coming.

10. You try to find the Glade.

11. You cried at the deaths of your favourite characters.

12. You have a crush on one of the characters

13. You shout "I'm a bloody crank!" for no reason at all.

14. You write fanfictions involving the characters.

15. You want the books to be a movie (If there is a movie)

16. You try and cast the characters from the books.

17. You write "Property of WICKED" on your arm or anywhere else.

18. You write "WICKED IS GOOD" on your arm.

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I LOVE NEWT!!!!!!

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out (Yeah, mum was not happy)

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it (Or in my case, falling back onto the floor and made a lot of noise.)

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9.Tried to push open a door that said pull (They're SO CONFUSING!)

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (Tried to hit a fly, ended up hitting myself, in the middle of Science)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (Nope but I need to :) )

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property 3735.

35.Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37.Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole. (Yup.)

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face.

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid. (Yup.)

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria (They were plastic)

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

101. Haven't realised there was no #13 or #59

102. You have laughed at words that aren't really that funny.

(I'm so stupid :3)

The Insanity Test

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

You have ran into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Happens all the time)

You have run into a tree/bush.

You have been called a blond.

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

You just tried to lick your elbow.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

You just sang them to make sure.

You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less.

You have accidentally caught something on fire.

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

You have caught yourself drooling

You have fallen asleep in class.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

People often shake their heads and walk away from you

You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug accidentally...

You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

You break a lot of things.

You tilt your head when you're confused.

You have fallen out of your chair before.

When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

The word "um" is used frequently.

You don't know what "um" means.

You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Grand total: 34

Now divide that by 38 and times by 100.

My score: I honestly have no clue. Seriously

Enjoy!

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