Ok so I have desided to make my page a bit more personal. Sure the quotes are funny as hell but they arn't me. So here's me.

Name: Yah right. What you need to know is Rosebook.

Age: Um... Uh... 50! 69! 81! 52?? You know what, you don't need to know.

Maturaty level: I know it doesn't show in my one shots but I'm thinking between 20 and 25. You try going through Rhode Island court system and end up with a maturaty level of 12. (No 12 is not my real age. Duh.)

Description: Haha, yah right. :)

School level: Well i'm high school and going to be taking more then the requiered classes :) but I hate my school system (which is why virtual school is so fun :)).

Brothers: 5. Yep I have 5 brothers. Ranging from early teens to tiny baby.

Sisters: 0. That's right I'm dealing with this torture alone :(. lol.

And now onto the quotes...

Quotes

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Einstein.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Churchill.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. Einstein.

The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Churchill

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. Churchill

There are a terrible lot of lies going around in the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. Churchill

In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them. Jane Austin.

"Though my soul may set in darkness, I will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" Sarah Williams

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Robert Frost

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost

“Well behaved women rarely make history.” Marilyn Monroe

The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways—I to die and you to live. Which is the better, only God knows? Socrates.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

If the #2 pencil is most popular, why is it still #2?

I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect.

I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Family is like fudge: mostly sweet with a few nuts. (Only on my mom’s side, it’s mostly nuts with one or two dots of chocolate.)

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

Bob: But mom! All my friends are doing it!
Bob's Mom: If you friends jumped off of a building, would you?
Bob: Yes, because then there would be padding for when I landed!

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating.

Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and have their shoes!

Don't drink and drive . . . you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

If you were under house arrest, and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go any where you want?

Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

"Cute as a button". Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', it comes out to be 'Woman Hitler'?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that.

You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

What does the k in K-mart actually stand for?

How did the headless horseman know where he was going?

If you mated a bulldog and a shiatsu, would it be called a bullshit?

Where in the nursery rhymes does it say Humpty Dumpy was an egg?

Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is cheap!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Why on Earth did you douse yourself in steak sauce and run unarmed into the dragon’s cave?

And the mournful reply: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time . . .

(The Twist of Time by oremanj)

Fred stopped in his tracks. “You’d take a Firebolt away from me?”

“If I thought there was a possibility that someone had given it to you to purposely kill you, yes I would.”

"You know, I was perfectly happy before you started making me see reason.”

(The Black Secret by jory 123)

If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why is their Brail on the drive up ATM machine??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal

Vince Lombardi "Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."

PJ O'Rourke "Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."

Alfred Hitchcock" The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother’s side. "Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked. "I heard him tell Mommy," the little boy answered, "that he would climb the walls if you came to visit."

Cute Kid’s Answers to Grown-up Relationship Questions
When Is it Okay to Kiss Someone?
When they’re rich. - Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7 (good point)
The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8

There was this little old lady who was nearly blind and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So Son #1 bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. Son #2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur included thinking her would surely win her approval. Son #3 had to do something even better than these so he bought her a trained parrot that had been training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could ask of him any verse in the Bible and the parrot could quote it word for word. What a gift that would be. Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is just gorgeous but it’s really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it’s much too large for me to clean and take care of. I really don’t need the house, but thank you anyway." Then she confronted her second son with "Son, the car is beautiful, it has everything you could ever want on it, but I don’t drive and I really don’t like that driver, so please return the car." Next, she went to son number three and said, "Son I just want to thank you for that most thoughtful gift. That chicken was delicious."

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later..."Da-ad..." "What?" "I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll. have to spank you!!" Five minutes later...Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

Things having kids teaches you:
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

Things having kids teaches you:
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

Things having kids teaches you:
A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

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Dog For Sale Eats anything and is fond of children.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. He had no trouble with discipline that term.

We were doing a science lesson on how plants grow. The children all got a chance to plant their own seeds. As the teacher I planted a few extra seeds for the children whose plants do not sprout. After a few weeks of watching them I secretly exchanged a few. The next day one of my students said "Look teacher, it’s a miracle, my plant is growing". I said "Yes, seeds sprouting is very exciting". He said," No teacher, that’s not the miracle, I ATE the SEED and it is growing anyway!"

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and
can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.

Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life.

Crucial

Because of recent abductions in daylight hours,refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...

This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.

After reading these 9 crucial tips , forward them to someone you care about.

It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do :

The elbow is the strongest point on your body.

If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans

If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM

Toss it away from you... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.

RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.

This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.

AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it . As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5 A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat

B..) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door . Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C..) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably ! in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP ! It may get you raped, or killed.

Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.

He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Here it is

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.

The police told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night. Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby --

This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life.

A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.

I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry.

Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life.