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Joined 02-24-09, id: 1847218, Profile Updated: 10-05-09
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

G'day

My name is Dalia, also known as Dalz to my close friends.

Mess with my friends and I'll mess with you!

I like to read, write, swim, listen to music, hang with friends etc.

Just to let you know I am the evil genius not jokesrup! (soz, but i still love you fiona. )

I am 15.

I can drive next year.

I speak English and am learning Hebrew.

My favourite books are Twilight, Harry Potter, Gemma Doyle series and other stuff.

My favourite bands/singers are All American Rejects, Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Aly and AJ, Fall Out Boy.

My favourite movies are Prince of Egypt, Fiddler on the roof, Crocodile Dundee, Bedtime Stories, Twilight, Harry Potter movies, A walk to remember, The notebook and all those other chick flicks.

My favourite actors are TAYLOR LAUTNER!! Amanda Bynes, Keira Knightly, ANNE HATHAWAY!! Rob Pattinson, Emma Watson, Adam Sandlar, Teresa Palmer, Heath Ledger (RIP).

I barrack for Essendon. Bag the Dons and be prepared to DIE!

I'm Team Jake. I also have a teacher who'se called Mrs. Black. I suspect she's hiding him coz she knows I like him :P

I hate Maths. Mrs. Black is my maths teacher but she's still all right.

Don't even talk to me about High School Musical or Miley Cyrus. Just don't. They are a big no no.

I like to eat salad. A lot. And meat. Throw a steak on the barbie and i'm there!

I have alot of talent with my eyebrows.

Read and review my stories or else... threatening eyebrow lift

Love you all!


IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
La La Land - Demi Lovato

Waking Up:

What I go to school for - Jonas Brothers

First Day At School:
Can't Have You - Jonas Brothers

Making Your New Best Friend:
Who Are They? - Twilight Original Score (L.O.L, real good friends then?)

Falling In Love:
Complications - Twilight Original Score

Breaking Up:
Bop To The Top - High School Musical (Well, I would show the guy how much better I am and that I will still aspire to reach high without him!)

Prom:
27 - Fall Out Boy

Graduation:
Lovebug - Jonas Brothers

Life's Okay:
Fallin' Apart - All American Rejects (Yes, that makes alot of sense! ;) )

Death of a Close Friend:
How I Would Die - Twilight Original Score (Scary...)

Mental Breakdown:
S.O.S - Jonas Brothers (Makes sense!)

Driving:
Deliver Us - Prince Of Egypt Soundtrack (Well, maybe hoping G-d will deliver me out of the crazy world of drivers? SEE THE MOVIE NOW!)

Flashback:
Trainwreck - Demi Lovato (Did this twice and it was the exact same song! Spooky!)

Getting Back Together:
A Little Bit Longer - Jonas Brothers

Birth of Child:
Hello Beautiful - Jonas Brothers

Wedding Scene:
You're Not Sorry - Taylor Swift (Very appropriate L.O.L did you spot the sarcasm?)

Car Accident:
Eyes On Fire - Blue Foundation

Final Battle:

That's What You Get

Death Scene:
My Soul Thirsts - Chaim David (Crazy...really goes!!)

Funeral Song:
Please Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna (haha...well, people out there on the internet, don't stop the music when I die! Still have fun without me! :) )

End Credits:
Picture To Burn - Taylor Swift

Deleted Scenes:
Pieces Of Me - Ashley Simpson

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The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 4,654 - Follows: 4,723 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
You're So Much More by vampire-legend reviews
Bella's only escape to a contact-limiting paranoia, is music. Specifically the music of her favorite band, Asphyxiated. What happens when she starts working with the band, and begins to open up to the lead singer, Edward Masen? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,661 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The MisAdventures of the Cullen Kids by Hailey C. Black reviews
Bella grows up with the Cullen kids as her best friends. Bella starts to date Jake in 7th grade and Edward soon realizes he has feelings for Bella other than that of the sibling variety. AH Canon Pairings eventually. Anyone wanna Beta for me? PM me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,473 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Snow in Fall by Kungfuvampiredragon reviews
Paul imprinted on a boy, and he thought he was gay, but he found out the boy was actually a girl. PaulxOC. Ch. 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,034 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Paul
Mischievous Dare by Sabyn1993 reviews
Bella Swan is dared to reject every invitation to a date for a week. What happens when Edward Cullen asks her on a date and turns...persistent?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,894 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Marie Sullen by mz.edwardcullen95 reviews
Edward left Bella alone to carry and raise their daughter. What happens when Edwards senior Home Ec class makes him buddy up with a child from Kindergarten? "You dont know who ur Dad is?" "No, but I know he would love me...if he knew about me."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Getting Old by babysis reviews
Bella's been moved from foster home to foster home for seven years. She's counting the days until she turns 18 and can live on her own. But when a new "parent", Edward Cullen, takes her in, will she actually want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,351 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
But I'm Your Teacher by DancinAlways416 reviews
Jenna is from New York City trying to get the courage to stop depending on her parents. She gets a job offer to teach in La Push. When she arrives, she finds herself thrown into a world of legends and mythical creatures. All she wanted was to be normal...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,179 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Embry
The Log Of Mike Newton diary isn't manly by Popular Galinda reviews
This is the diary of Mike Newton during the Twilight Series. This is a parody and it shows how stupid Mike Newton really is. PS: if you like Mike, I suggest you don't read it. I kinda like Mike, I pick him over Jacob any day! Chapter 10 is up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mike - Complete
Carve Out My Tears by xTwilight.Arrowx reviews
R&R/BxE- Living in a hospital isn't as easy as you may think, especially when your damned to falling in love with that random guy in the lobby that came to see his sister-who broke her arm. This is just FANTASTIC. -Please give story a chance-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,571 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The New Kids by A.Ash reviews
The Cullen family starts high school for the first time since Renesmee has been born. Will she learn to love Jacob the way he wants her to? Or will she meet someone at school and repeat the history that brought her Mom and Dad together? *sequel is now up
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,063 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Temptation by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Beaten and enslaved in a brothel house... what would draw him to such a broken spirit? Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,148 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Love in the Ward reviews
King Edward the First has died and has left everything to his son Prince Edward on the condition he marries before his 21st birthday. Prince Edward finds love in one of the strangest places. The psychiatric ward. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Massacre reviews
James still haunts Bella in her nightmares. What happens when he comes back for real, twenty years later? All Human. Rated M for extreme violence and rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
A love hate relationship reviews
James loves Lily. Lily hates James. The Dark Lord's power is growing greater by the minute. Who will die? Who will live? Whose' feelings will change as seventh year at Hogwarts runs it's course?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.